Name ONE good reason to live

>Name ONE good reason to live
Protip: You can't

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Grilled cheese sandwiches

>To call OP a faggot

faggot

>ONE
>sandwichES

Being a pedantic shitposter annoys people. Good enough to keep me from suck starting a 590 so far.

Porn

Answer: Children.

My protip: Go kill yourself before you make any. Fucking emo faggot.

because i can

>proof op is right
>m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=05Ogn09G2Y4

anyone else see chuck mcgill in OP pic

Reducing unnecessary suffering in the following groups, in the following order:
Yourself
Your house
Your community
Your nation
The world

Purely out of spite towards a universe that as far as we know is very bad at supporting life

Porn seems to be getting better.

Fucking your mother in the ass while we watch "The Labyrinth"

Reasons don't matter.

When people start talking like you OP they need to be locked up and put on a heavy regimen of drugs until they can come to grips about being alive.

To fuck children.

But children are not biologically capable of having sex.

food is p good

I could kick your ass actually

honestly though whats the difference between that and just killing yourself? either way you are destroying who you are and how you think, why is society so against suicide. its like they give more of a shit about having another body contributing rather then actually helping them do what they feel is right

I get to fuck this everyday. Life is bretty gud

One more. She's on the right.

>Every day I stroke my tiny pee pee to this jpeg

And??

Got dem noodz, Sup Forumsro?

Oh so you have a collection of pics from some chick's website?

awesome

Lmao you jelly?

Lmao why you so jelly?

You aren't tapping that faggot
why would you post face?

Stop pretending you have self-confidence after implying you can't even fight hard enough to keep the will to live.

faggot you're 12
you ain't fucking that

cause someday you'll die

CASH ME OUTSIDE girls tits in 4 years.

will i get laid this week?

What kind of beta cuck answer is this?

Do you accept the scientific explanation for death or is there more after?

I could knock a couple of your fucking teeth out actually, faggot. Who's beta now?

to be loved by a dog

But dogs really aren't a substitution for human intimacy.

getting good boy points and fucking waifus

Bc she'll bounce on this dick no matter what.

So much edge. So summer.

so basically lack of human intimacy is your reason for wanting to die

How old do you think she is dummy?

Faggot what if that gets back to her family? You could do jail time.

posting on Sup Forums

thats true, but its still a good reason i think

falafel

I'm saying dogs are a false sense of security. You cannot hide behind a dog. If you do not experience human intimacy you have not fulfilled your life's purpose.

I could fuck you up pretty hard. And yes it's summer. So what?

Fallout: New Vegas

You post like a 12 year old who found some chick's stash on the Internet. It's obvious, faggot.
Obvious.

Sounds like some/b/ody was dumped. lets hear the story faggot

This

>implying you can only do one thing during your entire lifetime and have no time to do anything else but that one thing

time to broaden your horizons dude

U post like ur jelly af. Why u so jelly, Sup Forumsro? Have you ever slid your dick into a warm wet vag before?

Just saying. A dog is a weak substitution for human companionship. Ultimately Dogs belong with dogs.
Humans belong with humans.

Rape. I live to rape.

If your entire existence is centered around a dog, you have chosen a very narrow life path.

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this even the israelis and palestinians agree on that shit

You aren't fucking that you 8th grade retard.

Also, ask the teacher how to speak English tomorrow.

So what if it's summer?
Why are you being a total faggot about it?
YES ITS SUMMER
SO WHAT

>name ONE good reason to live
>named a good reason to live
>HURR DURR LIVING LIFE FOR ONLY THAT ONE THING IS WRONG

yeah thats why OP posed the question to name one thing. As in, ONE thing out of MANY things.

To inflict misery on others, making them feel as bad as you...

Making excuses for your shortcomings by latching onto a dog is not a "good reason to live." You are hiding.

Hiding, user.

>>Being this new

Holy fuck i know this bitch

Is that what you told the teacher when she took your iPhone, brah?

Alright user you win. I'm not fucking that. Now answer my question. Have you slid your dick into a warm wet vag before?

IM NOT NEW GODDAMMIT
FUCK YOU

a few times
what's your point?

I'm the guy who posted it. Tell us her name if you know her.

Tell me how it went down.

lel sounds like;

>youve never owned a dog
>youre crawling in your skin
>you are an emo shitlord

It was really intense. I didn't use a condom, either, but she was on birth control so we could fuck like rabbits.

Dogs are stupid.
Learn how to interact with actual humans.

Chelsea Trainor,
Your typical Stacie, have fun Sup Forumsros.

I could kick your ass faggot.

believe it or not, it is entirely possible to do both at the same time

as long as youre not an emo shitlord

She's a Spacey Stacie?
far out

At least I can truly express myself
you have to pick up a dog's shit

>Not new
>Not recognizing a summer meme
>kys

Korean w̶o̶m̶e̶n̶ food.

No. First name starts with a T.

Look fuck you. What does summer have to do with anything? I could fuck you up pretty bad.

lol

Oooooh I'm scared...

dog isn't that tasty

Yes. I'm sure you have absolutely no problems whatsoever expressing yourself

Look, Spencer told me this is a place where I could really fuck some faggots up. That's what I'm thinking of doing.

Who the fuck do you think you are?

Jajjangmyeon is a true delicacy, I assure you.

Dogs aren't sentient beings either
there is literally no scientific evidence to back this up

Doing just a bang up job so far sport

>Jajjangmyeon
but what if you have to cut salt out of your diet??

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Oh are you mad now that science so inconveniently destroys your narrative?

top fucking kek

That doesn't mean that people can't enjoy their companionship. Sounds like you don't have a lot of that in your own life, based off of your arguments.

Hm well...it's not particularly salty. You'll just have to avoid a majority of Korean food then. At the very least, you can have patbingsu.

Sex, drugs and money are pretty good reasons to live