Come Leonidas, let us reason together. It would be a regrettable waste. It would be nothing short of madness for you...

>Come Leonidas, let us reason together. It would be a regrettable waste. It would be nothing short of madness for you, brave king, and your valiant troops to perish. All because of a simple misunderstanding. There is much our cultures could share.

Rewatching 300. Xerxes just wanted to share his culture with the spartans, in exchange for some water and land. Was King Leonidas a racist? The persians did nothing wrong in the movie.

It's a matter of honor. Are you a woman, OP?

>It's a cuck doesn't understand why 300 free men BTFO out thousands of worthless slaves episode

Get back in the gimp box op that's enough internet for you today

They're saying the same thing in France.
"sharing our culture"
today when I took the bus I could hear at least 3 different languages and none of them was french.
Just so you know, it's not tourist location, they all live here and they're not asians if you catch my drift.

Wanting to "share" in shit skin culture is like wanting to shoot Europe in the head and shit on the corpse

I think you should go back to Iran

>3 different languages and none of them was french
Which ones? I assume Arabic is one of them for obvious reasons.

There are all sorts of mudslim languages.

>french culture
>implying it exists

The greeks got persia'd anyways so it doesn't matter. They lost the culture war

baguette
croissant
beret
pinar

Stereotypes are proof of culture. French culture is one of the most recognizable throughout the world. kys you leftist trash.

>Persians worship Xerxes in the movie
>Actually they worshipped Ahura Mazda
HACK SNYDER

Sometimes I like to imagine that Xerxes offers me Ongina from Rupauls Drag Race in the same sort of chain bikini setup as bounty for my allegiance, and I just fuck Ongina all day every day while my country men get sold out

No homo though

>Persians worshiping a Japanese guy

Yeah, ok...

why is pol invading literally every single board?

So Xerxes offered a cultural exchange in return for land and water? Okay, I can maybe buy this bait premise, there's nothing ostensibly wrong with it.

But there's also equally nothing wrong with the Spartans saying no thanks to the offer. Xerxes was going to go to war with the Spartans for them declining his offer? Tell me the Spartans are in the wrong, go on boy.

they're projecting their inferiority complexes on everyone else. Just ignore it and jack off to the Blacked porn they'll undoubtedly post.

>Your ancestors invaded Macedonia and Greece and caused havoc in our country, though we had done nothing to provoke them. As supreme commander of all Greece I invaded Asia because I wished to punish Persia for this act – an act which must be laid wholly to your charge. My father was killed by assassins whom, as you openly boasted in your letters, you yourselves hired to commit the crime; you sent the Greeks false information about me in the hope of making them my enemies; you attempted to supply the Greeks with money – which only the Lacedaemonians were willing to accept; your agents corrupted my friends and tried to wreck the peace which I had established in Greece – then it was that I took the field against you; but it was you who began the quarrel. First I defeated in battle your generals; now I have defeated you and the army you led. By God’s help I am master of your country, and I have made myself responsible for the survivors of your army who fled to me for refuge: far from being detained by force, they are serving of their own free will under my command.

>Come to me, therefore, as you would come to the lord of the continent of Asia. Should you fear to suffer any indignity at my hands, then send some of your friends and I will give them the proper guarantees. Come, then, and ask me for your mother, your wife, and your children and anything else you please; for you shall have them, and whatever besides you can persuade me to give you.

>And in the future let any communication you wish to make with me be addressed to the King of all Asia. Do not write to me as to an equal. Everything you possess is now mine; so, if you should want anything, let me know in the proper terms, or I shall take steps to deal with you as a criminal. If, on the other hand, you wish to dispute your throne, stand and fight for it and do not run away. Wherever you may hide yourself, be sure I shall seek you out.

Achaemenids BTFO

>i took the bus
europoor

>pinar
Qu'est-ce que c'est ? Je n'ai jamais entendu parler de ça.

One of your judges actually made a ruling that there was no such thing as an ethnic French people.

First of all
>pol is one person
come on buddy, you can't be that dense right?

But anyway, it's not that pol is 'invading' every board, it's that the principles of the alt-right are becoming much more appealing to westerners, in particular whites, even more so men, that they're adopting those principles.

As the ideology gains traction the proportional representation of posters who share that ideology will rise, hence you perceive an uptake of pol shitposting on other boards, whereas in reality it's not targeted pol shitposting it's shitposting that happens to be by someone who you would identify as 'pol' (even though as I mentioned above that's a very obtuse view of pol).

>what are traitors?

Something that you actually used to kill in the past?

>The attribute of popular government in a revolution is at one and the same time virtue and terror. Terror without virtue is fatal; virtue without terror is impotent. The terror is nothing but justice, prompt, severe, inflexible; it is thus an emanation of virtue.

Bring back Robespierre.

He clearly didn't envision himself getting subjected to the unflinching revolutionary justice. Oh, the irony.

>why are opinions i don't like being expressed where i can see them?
Welcome to Sup Forums, no, welcome to reality. Run back to your hugbox if you can't stand it.

Why didn't he just kill him right there?

>it's that the principles of the alt-right are becoming much more appealing to westerners, in particular whites, even more so men,
fucking kek. I always chuckle when you Sup Forumstards take your personal, subjective experience and project it out onto the world as if it's some kind of objective fact that "Westerners" are becoming more "alt-right," which is absolutely retarded.

Anyone who cares about western civilisation will join the alt-right, or at least the alt-lite, when the reality of how far our countries have been dragged down by insufferable leftist politicians sets in.

>we have no real public transport
>mock those who have

Looks like he wanted Leonidas's booty in that pic tb'h

they're tired of their own hugbox

*there

>today when I took the bus I could hear at least 3 different languages and none of them was french.
Good, no one likes your degenerate language anyway.

>why is pol invading literally every single board?

Did you even read my question?

I'm not even memeing the "share the culture" thing. In the movie context, Leonidas had the chance to make peace, and the greeks would have access to multiple cultural and scientific improvements.

The persians were acting like assholes in the beginning, sure, but the proposition Xerxes made later was very reasonable.

>why is pol invading literally every single board?
Proving how immigration and other cultures can't co-exist. Ironic really.

>calling the Athenians "boylovers" when pederasty was way more of a Spartan thing

>Run back to your hugbox if you can't stand it.
Pol is the ultimate hugbox though.

Yeah that was retarded.

it's not though, reddit, you can say whatever the fuck you want without being banned and there is constant internal shit flinging on all sorts of shit

>as if it's some kind of objective fact that "Westerners" are becoming more "alt-right,"
It depends on your definition of alt-right, but by most definitions, they are.

>its a redditors complain about Sup Forums and blame it on Sup Forums episode

you all have to go back

>Spartans talking about freedom when their entire state centred around keeping slaves in check
300 has about as much to do with ancient greece as Startrek does to astrophysics.

They're still anal devastated from moot spamming interracial porn on their board. They wont stop until the board is deleted. It doesnt help they joined forces with Sup Forumsirgins who dont understand ironic shitposting

>tfw we had this one Persian kid in my class when this came out
>when provoked he would go on rants about the inaccurates of the movie and especially talk about how Persians weren't black
>he wrote a paper and read it to the class for on of the assignments
Really made me think

Well the movie is based on a comic book, not actual history. Something people don't seem to know.

Sup Forumstards just want to share their lack of culture with Sup Forums, in exchange for some replies and permanent settlement.

Will you grant them "refuge" from their containment board guys?

Why did america pick such a shit tier bird of prey as their national mascot? There's heaps of better options in NA. Was it just because of its white head?

>mfw I actually analysed this movie for a Postcolonial course I had to follow
>a shittty 1500 pages on how 300 was Eurocentrist
>still can't believe I got a 7/10 for that shit

Uni can be one heck of a shitshow

yes, the Spartans were actually the bad guys. A racist society who practiced eugenics, murdering their own children if they weren't "strong". A barbaric society that even murders messengers.

The persians in the movie were like a union of all races and cultures there to free the little guy and children from the nazi spartans.

Did you see how ugly the Persians were in the movie? Aside from the god of sex, Xerxes and his harem, they were all misshapen freaks. They were like a nation of fugly, so much so that the hunchback guy defects to them. If I was Leonidas, king of aesthetics, I wouldn't want my country overrun by people who look as bad as a fart smells.

What is Taqiyya.

fuck radical muslims worst radical population in the world

>mfw im not an amerifat

Something from a religion that wouldn't exist for a thousand years after the era the movie is set.

Say what you want about Zack but 300 is a perfect man film

Has anyone read this?
God tier book.

>Let us share our culture with you or we will kill your children and rape all your women

Are you a nu-male, OP? Be honest.

>All because of a simple misunderstanding

Apparently a massive army invading your country and demanding you serve them is what Persians consider a misunderstanding.

Sup Forums is like a prison riot compared to other forums. You'd know that if you'd ever been.

mudslim don't have languages, besides the "original" one from which the Quroan's was written from

>man film
no more like a little boy film, the very cartoonish style prevents it from being a man film.

A real man film would have had giant live action sets, not 5 guys, green screen, and cgi.

>Stop having opinions

He thinks the world is his stage. It's no secret he loves theatrics. He pretty much knows he is in a movie.

Was that the same time that the flag tried to kill ye olde Brandon Weeden?

Alright senpai, let's do this.

Alexander the Great has to face off against Scipio Africanus.

Who wins?

Size and composition of their armies? Where are they fighting?

Assuming all other things are equal, it all depends on whether Scipio has knowledge of Alexander's style of battle.

If he does, Alexander won't be able to isolate Scipio on the battlefield and personally chase him off the field (crippling his army's morale).

If Scipio isn't expecting that tactic, he'll either die at the hands of Alexander himself or be forced to flee and abandon his army to their fate.

I sincerely hate this meme.

The frenchie said he took the bus. We have buses in every major city. We have subways or trains in the big cities.

The only thing they have over there is long distance railroads. We have like one passenger railroad here and I'm pretty sure it's private.

So this public transportation meme needs to end. Buy a car you fucking poorfag.

>I sincerely hate this meme.

I think you're taking things a bit too seriously user.

Well maybe, but whenever some yuropoor brings it up as an insult to America they seem to 100% believe we have absolutely zero public transportation.

Except they're just memeing, nobody actually believes that america has literally zero public transport.

Je m'appelle Jamal et je pense OOGA BOOGA

Pretty sure some of these mouth breathing troglodytes actually do believe that.

Alexander's Companion Cavalry chases the pathetic Roman cavalry auxilia off the field while Alexander's composite army pins the legions down and waits for the slaughter.

THIS IS MADNESS!

Idk exactly why, but they're rare and look cool so I'm fine with it. Wouldn't call them shit-tier though, but that could be seen as bias.

>1500 pages

>poorly trying to argue on semantics
arab, turkish and literally a hundred derivatives of each.