>guy bout to kiss his crush
>someone walkes in
>"Hey guys, I found *something useless*"
>doesn't kiss her later
>mfw
Also movie cliche thread
>guy bout to kiss his crush
>someone walkes in
>"Hey guys, I found *something useless*"
>doesn't kiss her later
>mfw
Also movie cliche thread
>aliens attack earth
>attack only USA
I do not understand
Bad guy to good guy
>you and I aren't so-
>character closes fridge door
>somebody is standing behind it
>character gets jumpscared
Usually a bathroom cabinet mirror
>vacuum fridge
>it swings open and hurts you
The villain has british accent
hate that trope
hurr durr england russia and germany hated us once, lets make them villains
and east europe too, like croatians, serbians, bulgarians etc are always some kind of mafia
Hi, my name is *generic*! im a simple kid and i never get attention from the pretty girls :(
(zoom in to blond female) yup! and thats my crush! *generic female name* but she never pays attention to me :(
>then 20 minutes of introducing bullshit "nerdy" friends
then either
>gets super powers and eventually gets attention of girl, then it becomes a group of kids fighting evil
or
>girl gets missing, leaves and the guy spends the entire hour trying to find her
>The good guys win
Bad guy has good guy cornered after trying to kill him whole movie. Grabs him by the neck and throws while taunting
Dubs don't lie
>3333 ▶
>
quints dont lie
The 90s/early 00s were a hell of a bad time for teen movies
The fuck kind of queer movies are you watching?
They do if the quints were actually quads
and then after credits scene of evil dude alive, signaling a sequel
Spiderman 1 you cunt
I just watched this movie, the one with the dude in your pic.
dumb duck
>good guy faces bad guy
>kick, fist, knife fight for like 5 fucking minutes instead of shooting him in the fucking face from less then 10 meter distance
what kind of candy ass fairy turds are you watching
WW2 movie
>freeze frame
>record scratch
>"yup that's me, you are brobably wondering how I got into this situation, it all started..."
movie about dog and then it dies
>The movie starts with the climatic death of the hero slowly bleeding out looking at a photograph
>3 days earlier
>real start of the movie
>learn inportance of photo
>its his dead wife
>I will never love again
>big gun battle
>even among the death love can bloom
>new chick is in danger help her!
>new gun battle
>oh geez the ghero is shot and bleeding out!
>new girl saves him
>wow so love can beat the odds and the true meaning of life!
>never get to see full nudity
>the end.
roll for singles
>group of people gets knocked out with tranquilizer gas
>they all wake up at the exact same time
that is why I loved Mark Wahlberg at the end of The Departed, shot that faggot without a word in ~5 seconds
roll for dubs
but that's quads bro, also nice get
also
>"you wouldn't understand"
>"HELP ME UNDERSTAND"
>"i cant"
>bad guys are shit with firearms despite years or lifetime of training
Don't worry, Hollywood learned their lesson. Now every movie bad guy is an old corrupt white businessman/politician with brain damage.
Started out as John Wick, ended sounding like any other action movie but with a decent action hero, young Willis or Jason Statham
Same as in taken, sees the boss at the end and shoots him immediately in the face just as he is attempting to start a gloating sentence.
TALKING DOGS NAMED BUDDY OR SPIKE
Equal magic/supernatural powers collide in an epic beam that slowly pushes back and forth until it connects with the bad guy and defeats him.
Name 3 movies that did the second option. Only one I know of was paper towns.
>3 little annoying shits who make the movie uncomfortable to watch
Fatally wounded allies/friends always die slowly enough to say goodbye or pass on important information in the hero's arms
Baddies beat the shit out of hero, hero still somehow wins
fucking this
isn't there a movie where the hero fucking dies at the begin or middle and stays fucking dead
no flashbacks, cutbacks or magic shit
Ran through the woods
>trips in a clearing or somewhere stupid.
Victim running
Villain walking
>fuck you I caught up anyways
every comedy with a large black woman as the joke itself
CGI available and appropriate
>lets make this a practical special effect even though it's extremely impractical.
>beat shit out of bad guy
>guess he is dead, i will just leave without checking or breaking his neck / shooting him in the head
>half hour later bad guy shows up again SURPRISE!
And they become a cancerous franchise with the sole purpose of selling shit
CGI available
>lets just make the whole film CGI even where it'd be more appropriate to have a practical special effect in certain scenes.
>parents are middle class generic nice people
>they are put into hard times by crime
>dad says, always stand up to evil son
>fast forward in age to the real actor for the movie
>job at a corporation
>call hey son, mind if you come over for dinner?
>Idk pop I'm so busy here at Omega Corp building that genetic plasma reactor
>well if you so bus- BANG!
>dad is killed by explostion
>mom says something bklah blah at funeral
>son looks into death
>it was omega corps power lines/ reactor/ getic mokeys
>confront boss man
>boss man pushes hero out a window into goo captures him and injects him with radiation or voodoo murders him
> hero lives, gets powers
>wakes up with monks or street hobos or tony stark or back home with mom
>walking about sees mugging or bank robery
>uses powers one time to show radiance that he has powers and how they work
>training and self discovery, gain self confidence
>shows exactly three different powers that each will be used once in the final fight.
>mean while villain boss goes forward with voodoo genetic radiation reactor tests
>Hero bursts in
>you see ( insert comic book name, not said on screen for fan boys) snak sankr
>ZAPP!
>big bag guy FIGHT! GO!
>hero is winning but OH NO!
>its his mom! she has been taken hostage!
>she repetes what she said in the grave yard
>MEGA POWER BOOST!
>Villian dies! but by falling into an acid drum or off a bridge or something inacse we need him for a sequal
>hero goes home
>lays mom on bead, walks down stars
>door opens, its commissioner gordan/ nick furry/ the watcher or whatever
>says, so I hear there is a new hero in town
>roll credits
>wait through the horse shit cus guess what?
>post credit scean of a guys walking in the rubble of omega corp, its a guy in a uniform.
>off camera he says, something needs to be done about this
>pans up to a new guy
>his shirt has a strange shapes on it or suspenders
>oh wait that kinda looks like x's costume from the comics!
>he says, Next time ill be there!
bump
>guy and chick fuck
>skip back and forth
>user eject seamen
>closes tab
>user will never know if they married and had kids
animated movies
>exposition
>troubled protagonist
>life goes wrong conflicts arise
>life goes good
>gets sad
>gets happy again, happy ever after
>roll credits
Every pixar movie ever
Two buddies
Either one gets lost or needs to find something
~road trip~
one gets in major peril
Rescued, friends again, the end