/fug/ - /fr/+/brit/+/deutsch/

A comfy general for the three main powers of Europe.

Prussian Edition!

A place for friendly discussion on culture, history, relations.
Post music, art, qts, have good banter and laughs

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first for /dreche/

Post most famous qts of your country

Game
Go into /pis/, take a post and vocaroo it with the most stereotypical accent you can manage
→ →
vocaroo.com/i/s1wfzlTo1ziS
My try
Wonder what a german trying to sound italian sounds like

your mutter

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OP seems a bit too /deutsch/ and not enough /fug/ imo

>gott mit unf
Wieso les ich diese schrift immer als ob jemand lispelt?

je vais juste laisser ceci ici

youtube.com/watch?v=p9g4Md_huII

Sur mes cahiers d’écolier
Sur mon pupitre et les arbres
Sur le sable sur la neige
J’écris ton nom

Sur toutes les pages lues
Sur toutes les pages blanches
Pierre sang papier ou cendre
J’écris ton nom

Sur les merveilles des nuits
Sur le pain blanc des journées
Sur les saisons fiancées
J’écris ton nom

Sur tous mes chiffons d’azur
Sur l’étang soleil moisi
Sur le lac lune vivante
J’écris ton nom

Sur les champs sur l’horizon
Sur les ailes des oiseaux
Et sur le moulin des ombres
J’écris ton nom

Sur chaque bouffée d’aurore
Sur la mer sur les bateaux
Sur la montagne démente
J’écris ton nom

Sur la mousse des nuages
Sur les sueurs de l’orage
Sur la pluie épaisse et fade
J’écris ton nom

Sur les formes scintillantes
Sur les cloches des couleurs
Sur la vérité physique
J’écris ton nom

Sur les sentiers éveillés
Sur les routes déployées
Sur les places qui débordent
J’écris ton nom

Sur la lampe qui s’allume
Sur la lampe qui s’éteint
Sur mes maisons réunies
J’écris ton nom

Sur le fruit coupé en deux
Du miroir et de ma chambre
Sur mon lit coquille vide
J’écris ton nom

Sur mon chien gourmand et tendre
Sur ses oreilles dressées
Sur sa patte maladroite
J’écris ton nom

Sur le tremplin de ma porte
Sur les objets familiers
Sur le flot du feu béni
J’écris ton nom

Sur toute chair accordée
Sur le front de mes amis
Sur chaque main qui se tend
J’écris ton nom

Sur la vitre des surprises
Sur les lèvres attentives
Bien au-dessus du silence
J’écris ton nom

Sur mes refuges détruits
Sur mes phares écroulés
Sur les murs de mon ennui
J’écris ton nom

Sur l’absence sans désir
Sur la solitude nue
Sur les marches de la mort
J’écris town nom

Sur la santé revenue
Sur le risque disparu
Sur l’espoir sans souvenir
J’écris ton nom

Et par le pouvoir d’un mot
Je recommence ma vie
Je suis né pour te connaître
Pour te nommer

L'autisme

Meh,you might be right. Don't let it bother you.
Excellent post

hallo fick dein mutti

FINALLY

what is this about?

Lighters or matches?

Speak English you cunts. Don't be rude to monolingual brits. Have a little empathy

>literally only able to speak one language

the original is by paul elouard. it's a poem written in the underground during the german occupation. i had to leave out two verses because it was too long.

oh, and the last line isn't "l'autisme" it's "liberté" lel, that's my own contribution

>tfw bilingual Brit

Magnifying glass and sun is the true patrician choice

For what ? Smoking ? Lighter obivously unless you're some hipster cunt. Except if it's for a cigar. Dunno about the UK but here tradition has it that you use a match to light it.
But Welsh isn't a language, user

Cuck

good post

youtube.com/watch?v=ZX5W8IQUu0A game over

vive le france as they say in rome

Speak Japanese pls, that way everyone is happy

Redirect that to the piss general

kek
personally i prefer to just rub two sticks together, but whaddayaknow, im just oldschool like that

But matches look cool

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Rome

It's misspelled, I'd say that makes it fair.

enjoying Kirch Streuselkuchen right now friends
when was the last time you guys had a nice treat

>it's misspelled
I hope you're not that stupid.

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てめえはファゲトです
You clearly don't smoke if you think it looks cool.

THE ETERNAL CITY

food is supposed to be nutritious not tasty

why don't Brits learn a language? are they brainlets?

Amerifats get out

Delete this
Food is supposed to be fancy and gay.

CHI
H
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well and burgers are supposed to be in their conatainment thread, but i guess we don't always get what we want

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>american flag

>He doesn't eat tons of tasty,unhealthy food just for fun
I still don't put on weight for some reason.

>long s at the end of a word

we don't have to learn spanish to communicate with half our population la

I HAVE SEEN THE END OF DAYS

Sorry for entering an international thread ahmet

who is this pure, immaculate christian virgin ?

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DO NOT REPLY TO YANKS

Please tell me you're ironic.

Just a humble race relations worker

imagine crawling past them and just sniffing one pair of sweaty, muslim sock after the other, just one large whiffff of arab and maghreb bodily excretes, a long, long buffet of unwashed, dark skin...
mhmmmmmmmm

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIBE

You're ironic.

Ah, you're the guy who freaks out over "name-fags" I was wondering why the quality of these generals was started to go down. Please fuck off and stay in /brit/

Your mum is ironic.

I ate an entire one of these today
One of those cakes, it's a little bit shorter than my foot

It's also all I ate and I'm not fat

He is right. Fuck attention whores

>thinking only one person wants tripfags to off themselves
tripcunt detected

why is she so naughty?
youtube.com/watch?v=peLXmKePK-Q

>all I ate is some bitch ass Marmorkuchen
Yeah no wonder you're not fat mate,that's like a midnight snack for me

This is why I snacked on and I'm fat ;_;

That even edible

Post /fug/in music :DDDDD

youtube.com/watch?v=E1IOO5wdPJk

I mean it's pretty big
It's an entire cake after all

Over the course of last week I ate another one and there's three more in my freezer because mom thinks I'm starving

>claiming to be bilingual because you can barely type MMORPG-English

DELETE THIS

youtube.com/watch?v=jv5_PtpgaUc

Warum?

don't understand how other languages even work

like how the fuck does combien ça coûteequal equal how much is it

WHERE IS THE HOW? WHERE IS THE MUCH? WHERE IS THE IS? WHERE IS THE IT?

wtf lads

Im trilingual even.

>mon madame

because i spend a lot of time and energy int repressing the fact that these people exist

dumb Brits jajajajajaja

And I don't get why in English it's "how much is it".
How much of what? Eggs?

>A comfy general for the three main powers of Europe
why not 4
it's just because the name wouldn't be /fug/ r-right?

madame only

youtube.com/watch?v=evXKfTiscn0
Wooow, so this is the power of German musical scene

because you picked French in high school?

Why do you hate Austrians?

>madame only

and we wonder why they're so fucked up

That's fake,Pierre
This is the real version
youtu.be/dP9Wp6QVbsk
Wrong!

youtube.com/watch?v=DBPSMNK9-is

The fourth main power of Europe is Russia.

yeah

of course italy is a main power ha ha

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>fourth
first*

Italy is a joke

Because Dutch music is very funny

youtube.com/watch?v=I6kd3GnAGZg

i hate the people that make this kind of music
it's fucking retarded, it's immensely backwards and it also has no history to speak of
it's just stupid

>Fedora posting
Gosh you high schoolers are so transparent. We had none of you autistic cunts before. Don't you have homework to do ? Or perhaps going to sleep early since Mr Goldstein will want you early tomorrow

When you're waiting for a joke to be over.jpg

what the fuck am I watching

also: youtube.com/watch?v=hStEaXv4dTo

because you're a t*rk?

You're the closest to joining the club tbqh

Are you 8?