I think I may be balding. How do I fix that?

I think I may be balding. How do I fix that?

Wear a hat

Suicide

Don't worry about it. The future is now. I'm sure a effective treatment is just around the corner.

soonTM

Will this really fool people?

Yeah and you could just rock the sunglasses and wife beater look

don't be one of those insecure bald guys that wears a hat 24/7 just buzz what hair you have left down to the nub no one else really gives a shit how you look you vain faggot

They might think I'm a skinhead?

Shave it all off now. All virile men are bald.

l-arginine can help slow it down

A shaved head isn't that uncommon anymore it's not just soldiers and convicts

Thanks

Rub cum on your head

Step 1: Check for who gives a shit?
Step 2: Realize that you should give as many shits about this as everyone else.
Step 3: Get a beer

This.

bum pashing fixes it

Why is that bad?

Mens rogaine or shave head fully

Sponge on an even mixture of bleach and ammonia and then wipe off after about 2 min. Easy peezy

Scalp yourself like an Injun