>be me. >be 16. >Have a crush on 2 of my friends. >Alex and Lizzy. Both 9/10 girls. >Alex is nice, caring, helped me out of my shell, not afraid of dirty jokes. >Lizzy is more out there, more spontaneous. >Lizzy and me are talking and shit. >Topic of people we have crushes on comes up. >"Who do you have feelings for user?" >Answer no one. >Lizzy knows I'm lying but doesn't push it. >Lizzy then says "Well, I like Alex." while blushing. >Wat? >She goes on about how she's liked Alex since Elementary school and shit like that. >Says she wishes she could figure out if Alex likes her back. >Stupidly say "I could help." >What have I done? >Lizzy says she'd love it if would. >Get up, thinking there's no god damn way Alex will like her back. >Go to Alex, who's in the library. >"Hey user." >Start casual conversation. >"Hey, Lex, do you have feelings for anyone?" >Alex is surprised but smiles. >"Well user." >Aw yes. >"I like Lizzy." >Fuck. >Fuck fuck. >This is my moment. >I could lie and say that Lizzy sees her as a sister, or go to Lizzy and say that Athena sees her as just a friend. >But no. >I tell Alex how Lizzy feels. >They start going out. >I was the only friend who had a car, so I was their driver for their dates and shit. >Had plenty of opportunities to ruin their relationship. >Didn't, because I told myself that as long as they were happy, I was fine.
Its been 5 years. I got a wedding invite in the mail. They want me to show up.
Yeah it probably would have ended with her leaving you for a woman anyway
Wyatt Gonzalez
Ask for 3 some OP
Nathaniel Watson
Kek
James Fisher
le cuckhold
Ian Rogers
>I wrote like a turd because I was laughing to much!
I am crying with laughter mate, first time in a long time! I used to be a /b Sup Forums admin who has seen some shit, but this just cracks me up buddy. haha Dont worry thou, we all been the nice guy at some point in our lives, but we as realise that it doesnt work at some point, you just learned the hard way buddy! ¬_¬
Samuel Lewis
Op here. I've done more beta things is the worse part. Keep this thread alive while i type the experiences up.
Bentley Cooper
Dude, that's pretty rough
Gavin Gray
That one will be hard to beat, but do go on! haha
Caleb Myers
Yeah, this. You've lost nothing, OP. Fuck those degenerates
Aaron Rodriguez
degenerates everywhere!
Angel Foster
lol and I bet you think you could have 'turned her straight with a good fuck'
forget it, you did a good thing for a couple of lesbians. get drunk at their wedding.
Carter Adams
Nothing worse than being heart broken at a wedding, the only way it could get worse if they ask him to jizz into a pot for them! haha youtube.com/watch?v=VYrEjqUNHLo
Dominic Robinson
They're actually bi. Dated a couple guys before me. Hence why I thought I had a chance.
Isaac Young
are you gonna type the stories or what
Grayson Sanders
Which one do you fancy? Show an old pic of them? There is a good chance you could fuck one of them!
Jason Hall
>be me >be 18 >waiting in line for KFC >i'm at the front of the queue >cashier calls for me to take my order >two 10/10 girls cut in the line and go to the cashier first >cashier's face changed >cashier takes their orders >one of the girl says "hey, we just cut in front of that guy?" >social anxiety kicks in >leave the line >could have told them to fuck off, but I'm too much a beta to do so >was sad though that no one in the queue told them what they did was wrong and that the cashier never stood up for me. >FML
Charles Lopez
Op here
>Be me. >Be 19. >In university. >A couple girls in between the Lizzy and Alex incident. >No one special though. >Asked to help out at the next freshman orientation. >Fine.jpeg. >Meet a hot freshmen girl. >Yes. >So much yes. >Decide to help her. >Her name is Natalie. >We're both English majors. >Give her the lowdown on the classes you have to take and shit like that. >She seems to think I'm pretty funny. >Constantly talking about how cool I am. >Go out a few times, movies and a couple times at a restaurant. >One day, she tells me she's having trouble with a guy. >She tells me that he's constantly bothering her and shit. >Jokingly tell her to flirt with him and that'll weird him out. >A few days later she tells me he's flirting back. >What have I done? >She asks for what to do again. >"Well do you like him?" expecting her to say no. >"well..." >GODDAMNIT.jpg >"I mean, he's so strong and doesn't take shit." >Okay, okay, okay. >I know what to do. >There's no way this guy has feelings for her. >He's dating a cheerleader anyway. >Walk up to him one day. >Tell him that Natalie may have feelings for him and that he should back off so his girlfriend doesn't freak. >"Wait, Natalie likes me? I've never had an English major before." >Apparently he has a list of girls he banged and wants to screw every major. >He breaks up with his girlfriend and starts dating Natalie. >He breaks up with her when a different major girl catches his eye. >Tell Natalie that I'm sorry this happened. >She tells me I'm the best friend ever. >Better than her actual brother.
How does this keep happening?
Kevin Hill
I did, the op story.
Landon Gonzalez
Real talk user, you should be a dating adviser or something
Nathaniel Scott
Old admin here, buddy you do need to man up a bit, tried going to the gym 4 times a week & after a few months the girls will start hitting on you & I go to the gym between 11am to 2pm & am fucking some really nice milfs, best time of my life! ;D
Aiden Morgan
I could start one. Call it "Beta dating service." I get attached to a girl and then accidentally fuck it up and she starts dating an Alpha.
Cameron Morales
(Old admin here) Oh for fuck sake mate, what the hell were you doing mate, man up & fuck these girls! BE THE MAN!!!
Dylan Robinson
Thanks, I naturally have a good built body, but need to gain some weight.
I hate having a high metabolism ( I need to have about 5 meals in a day filled with protein and carbohydrates just to gain one pound).
Kek
Asher Gutierrez
(Old admin here) My Asian friend had the same problem, just start taking protein stakes & you'll gain the pounds of mass, the hard part is keeping going to the gym... do it!
Isaiah Allen
>stakes (oldadmin) "protein shakes"
Colton Russell
so, you didnt act like an immature, selfish piece of shit, and this is somehow beta? kill yourself.
Wyatt Hill
Cheers! I'll try it out
Grayson Murphy
(Old admin here) I forgot to add when you get to the gym always, and I cannot stress this enough always drink the cum of the largest dude there.
Jaxon Jackson
lolwut
Lucas Price
wahh wahh faggot. when youre older it will be a lot easier for you to maintain your weight. also, its still a lot easier for skinny guys to pick up chicks than fat guys. quit complaining about your gift, pussy.
John Russell
thanks!
Ryan Phillips
Holy crap that's pretty beta OP
Nathan Hall
the real old admin here; he is trying to be funny by pretending to be me! ha
James Williams
*(real old admin)*
William Scott
samefag
Luis Davis
still agrees you should drink "protein shake"
Landon Lopez
Your genes are too beta to continue on in the human race. Prepare for a life of being alone.
Julian King
>protein stakes Code for dick?
Logan Nguyen
(Old admin again) This op. You should start taking dick.
Christian Martin
yep old admin here, quit after they wouldnt let me delete the tranny posts anymore... that's why you see a lot more tranny posts from the same 10 people every day!
Whatever works for you buddy! haha
Brayden Stewart
wait you were deleting the tranny posts my god this man is truly a good person who knows what is right
Cooper Adams
(OldAdmin here) Thank you, have not been on the site in a few years & come back & just gay shit everywhere! haha I was a admin between 2009 to 2012, the golden years! ;D
Anthony Davis
U not moot me moots basement ogre use for making of his foods and of the trolling. Moot upstairs inventing hot Pocket that cooks evenly. Is Google's newest thing. Send basement ogre monies for onions and radishes.
Nathan Mitchell
Sometimes I do things that make me feel a little beta and then i find one of these threads. Ever since 8th grade ive gotten further and further into BDSM and now that im in college i can do it full time. Im a Dom and have a master slave relationship, and several fuck buddies on the side. The most beta thing Ive done was in 7th grade when the hottest girl in school took a liking to me because I wasnt one of the fuck bois (i usually just did work and ignored people, and had like 10 friends) we both wanted to smash but since she was popular I had to step up. I always talked like a beta around her and then her friend found out and cut me out of the picture, so i deleted her number and we never spoke again... after that I never saw popularity again...
