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What's worse, being a big dicked asian who everyone assumes is small, or being a small dicked black who everyone assumes is big?
Asking for a friend.
First for Fed
Today was boring
who cares about your dick size if nobody's gonna see it
nth for Nadal btfo'ing Myson.
Serena will win.
Raffa and Gael negotiating when to choke next
the former obviously
Being a big dick white who never has sex
Humblebragging on a Indonesian Chipmunks exchange forum. damn chinks go home
Female (male)
BANTZ
...
>you worm
Nice ad hom
How often does Monfils dick white women?
1
Figured I better come down to your level so you understand. SQUISH SQUASH
As often as Nadal picks his bum.
>it will be a federer-nadal final
Will be fun to watch at least, both players with one real last shot of glory
was hoping you'd photoshopped a ballsack in 2bh
>SQUISH SQUASH
What the fuck is this shit.
We're better than this mate. Just stop.
i hope so, but i really think raonic will win against nadal
You're no fun anymore
Raonic will defeat Nadal. Cap this post.
monfil has the right idea. he doesn't stress himself out being worried about winning slams and beating the big 4. he travels the world, wins a few atp500s, fucks every wta player there is, consistently makes the top 16/qf of every slam earning himself over $200k. all he has to do is just go out, play a few hot shots and entertain the crowds. absolutely no pressure and stress
CUMBACK ISRAEL
>You're no fun anymore
t. your ex girlfriend
should I be worried about Nadal being broken
no
>being this new
>Nadal getting past Raonic
>Federer getting past Wavrinka
It ain't 2012.
yes
>Tfw you will never have a good vs evil, kyrgios vs federer final.
thanks
I disagree. Retiring without even a GS must be pretty sad for a player of the talent of Monfils.
>ex gf
>having a gf
NORMIES OUT REEEEEEEEE
Do any finals sound appealing right now?
not in the big 4 era. plus hes always going to be loved and remembered by tennis fans over guys like cilic who have won a slam
Leave it to Mongils to convert break points.
is there a better match on earth than fed-nadal?
CUMBACK WAS FALSE
>cilic
he won a slam?
>Being such a casual
>being french
2014 US Open vs Nishikori also has ~17 million in prize money. Not bad for someone >we call a literal who
who's evil there?
>plus hes always going to be loved and remembered by tennis fans over guys
Would you bet on that? History mostly cares about results, I think. Can you easily remember a GSless player from the 70's-80's who was charismatic during that era?
>I started watching tennis 3 minutes ago
reminder that my son wins in 5
I meant outside that.
Honestly I think it would be something like Monfils v Tsonga to give both players a shot at a GS title
Tsonga - Dimitrov
Some OC
Feels pretty good tbqh
monswag
great post
Bahrami
i wasnt alive during the 70s but if I was, yeah im sure I could
stole it from the beloved samurai who defeated the cyborg and the Swiss guard of Rhollor in gruelling 5 sets
fuck I hate serve babbys
>totally missing the point
History doesn't care about one-off GS winners either.
i wasnt alive for that but guys like nalbandian and ferrer will for sure be remembered as all time greats. i think tsonga will also fall into that category
Guys, my taint hurts a little, should I be worried?
Fair enough. I guess Stosur won a GS too.
Tsonga
Berdych
Ferrer
All have reached 1 GS final, what order would you put them in, best to worst?
ferrer
berdych
big nig
>guys like nalbandian and ferrer will for sure be remembered as all time greats.
It's funny how Serena babbies still think she can win another Slam.
That exact order.
no not really
only the greatest players are remembered across generations. Even if Monfils won 2 or 3 slams from this point he still wont be remembered in 30 - 40 years time. Globally only Fed, The Bot and the drug cheat will be remembered. SCAM will be remembered in the Shitstain but nowhere else.
Cilic sure as hell wont be remember because he won a slam.
How many 10 year olds at the Australian Open right now do you think have heard of Marat Safin? I'll always remember Safin because I watched the game, but the new generation will only become aware of the GOATs
...
leconte
tsonga (only player to have beat the big 4 in grand slams)
ferrer
bird dick
She will win. You watch whitey.
I hope future generations will remember our Lleyton
Exactly in that order.
Tsonga has genuine talent and skills, but an ape mind.
Berdych has an above average serve, but is mediocre at everything else
Ferrer is just shit tier
No one cares, fuck off Mel.
>Ferrer is just shit tier
>i have never watched tennis in my life
>Lleyton
He will have a statue and a arena named after him
At least their names will appear in all the lists of GS champions along with the greatest guys. I think that would make it easier for the new generations of tennis know their names and wnat to know about them. Same, but in a lesser measure with Masters winners or former number ones.
>two slams
>over a year at #1
he'll be remembered
>only player to have beat the big 4 in grand slams
>who is Tomas Berdych in Wimbledon 2010
BANANA
A
N
A
N
A
>who is Tomas Berdych
No clue.
Poor Dasha.
>Tfw no one posts new thread reminders in /tennis/
im not used to this level of no autism lads
I've got slit eyes and even I saw it you retard
He was a real innovator of the "come on"
You'd hope so since he was the 2nd last Aus male to win a grand slam.
You blind mate?
rafa's hair is literally less dense than trumps
>>who is Tomas Berdych
??
>Be handicapped by being shorter than average
>Instead of honing the fundamental skills of the game and git gud, just run like a rabbit and try to grind beasts like Nadal and Djokovic.
Yeah, I stand by my words
Coco already beat kerbe and she's better than Serena. Besides, the Aryan qts will team up to literally hang this old coon.
You mad, lil blacky?
Must be a running joke in locker room
>trump
That's not a new thread reminder you poofter
drumpf doesnt have hair
he has a bowl of mashed potato on his head
i need big writing with max sperging
>You mad, lil blacky?
No a million of my friends are collecting gibs in your country.