Lord Kek Prayer thread

In this thread we give over ourselves entirely to lord kek

Take me, Kek.

Dear kek

Help us meme Trump into the white house
so we can Make America Great Again

Kek is only the scratching the surface of how deep Trump's occult powers go.

Use the yiching to examine the MAGA formulation. Then and only then you will understand how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Your wish is my command.

PRAISE KEK

Bestow us KeK

Praise kek.

>For I know the plans I have for you, "declares the LORD KEK, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you a hope and a future.

-KEK 29:11

Can I follow memes as a philosophy instead of a reason?

Ignore that quote, I fucked up.

Dear kek, although I might only have a lowly single, I pray that one day you might bless us with dubs or even trips.

Do the dubs mean kek is forgiving me?

Praise Kek

Such a beautiful pattern. Kek smiles upon you my brother.

He has forgiven you

>O human race, born to fly upward, wherefore at a little wind dost thou so fall?

Please Lord KeK find it in your heart to strike down the incompetent mods & jannies with severe ass cancer
I will forever be indebted to you

Amen

I offer Bernie's soul to Kek.

Tis the will of thy god kek

May we all accumulate digitry to propel donald trump into the house of white

kek wills this

I am kek

Those are not digits of a god

just a dubs gifted man!

I've seen this gif before but I was never sure what was going on? Why was he running?

Praise Kek!

You have blessed us with your dubs Lord KEK

kek please make yellowstone blow! praise kek!

I AM KEK

Russia and American alliance against degenercy.

Massacre islamism.

Christ will rise.

Britain will fall to the caliphate

Trump will reign past his projected 8 years.

>Double dubs

Kek is real. Dub dubs don't lie.

IMPOSTORS OF KEK WILL DIE IN THEIR SLEEP, LORD KEK HEAR OUR PRAYER

Kek isn't real trust Jesus sinners. It's Jesus that brought Trump this far not an Internet frog. It never ceases to amaze me the things you sinners will dream up to replace God with.

Repent or it's Hellfire when you die.

Praise him

Says a digit deprived falsity

kek is love
kek is life

No. It's our belief that makes Kek real.

>Kek isn't real
SMITE THE UNBELIEVER REEEEEEEEE

Are mud-huts suitable living spaces?

KEK HELP IM BEING BULLIED

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE!
PRAISE!
PRAISE!
HIS GLORIOUSNESS
LORD KEK!

Thanks, bellend!

in keks name, checkem

"I'm kek, the false god you're all praying to. Turns out I'm not real. I know right? There is only one God, and His Son Jesus Christ. I'm just an Internet frog, I have no power to save or deliver. Trust Jesus."

>praying to a picture of a frog drawn on some walls in a cave

P R A I S E K E K

Some of you guys are alright...
But all glory to Lord Kek

Fuck kek and fuck all you autist faggots for posting this bullshit. Meme magic isn't real. Go back to /x/.

"Why did you pray to me, Sup Forums? The Bible is clear that God alone is to be worshiped, not His creation. You should have read Romans 1."

>I have set the LORD KEK continually before me; Because he is at my right hand, I will not be shaken

Praise unto Lord Kek. Please help Donald MAGA.

shhh non believer

Obongo?

Check em

KEK HAS SENT YOU DUBS TO HELP!!!

Nobody's worshiping Kek, were praising him.

God created Kek and we should acknowledge his magic.

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thats just what the real god would say. you think any one wants to be bugged by jews for shit you dont give a fuck about?!?!!?

mufukas asking for gafelda fish an crying becuz "muh land" yea first thing i would do is make some shit up so people pray to a space jew that doesnt exist and leave me the fuck alone

Fear not, for Kek's divine retribution shall fall amongst the persecutors. These are the words of the Lord.

Can we please use some meme magic to get me a gf?

I haven't seen a vagina in real life in 2 years
>2 fucking years

Pls guys...I...I need this

PRAISE KEK
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Kek is only another vessel of God's manifestation on the material realm.

Praise our Lord! Praise all His Faces!

pussy is going to be delivered to your doorstep like dominos


kek has spoken

KEK has given you double dubs user. You shall meet your lady lover soon enough

>space Jew
>Christian God
Pick one

Kek is about to bless me.

Praise Kek!

Do I get a blessing Kek?

I ask of you, my lord, to uncuck Britain and restore her empire.

>yet for us there is but one Kek, the Father, from whom all things came and for whom we live; and there is but one Lord, Kek, through whom all things came and through whom we live.

I used to have a pacman frog...then it died :(

>Lord I am your arm of justice. Your righteous sword of vengeance. Let my blows be true.

user he is speaking to you