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Post your stories

Not mine but it's pretty gucci

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wheres part 2?

continue pls

m8 please I must know what happens, is it a good ending

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Here you go

is this b8

where the fuck is the rest of it dammit???

1/2

>be
>me
>walking down the street, having a great day
>look at ground
>there is fucking huge turnip laying in a middle of walkway
>take it
>It's weird and smelly
>looks kind of like dragon fruit
>thought to myself
>"Wow! That turnip must come from space!"
>carry it and continue walking
>notice woman of my dreams walking on the other side of road
>She noticed me
>comes to me and put her headphones off
>"Hey user! Is that thing you posted on Facebook today true?"
>remember
>my gay ass friend took my phone today
>posted "I have nice green ribbon in my house"
>reply to qt
>"no, that was joke"
>She looks at me unpleased
>"well, I thought it could work out for us... but now?"
>fuckwhatnow.exe
>"Hey, at least I have this huge space turnip!"
>start to peel space turnip
>"i don't care about your stupid turnip"
>we were walking around all this time, now we come around corner
>enter some kind of market square
>every fucking person I know sits here
>qt starts walking away in anger
>I toss my turnip behind me, and yell
>"I can always buy some ribbons for you!"
>she's not responding
>people look at us
>some of them say her what she's doing is wrong
>She just walks away
>I stay silent
>walk away with head down
>I'm sad
>I lost woman of my dreams
>and a fucking huge space turnip
>FeelsBadMan.jpg

And this is not even my weirdest dream

>be
>me
>walking down the street, having a great day
>look at ground
>there is fucking huge turnip laying in a middle of walkway
>take it
>It's weird and smelly
>looks kind of like dragon fruit
>thought to myself
>"Wow! That turnip must come from space!"
>carry it and continue walking
>notice woman of my dreams walking on the other side of road
>She noticed me
>comes to me and put her headphones off
>"Hey user! Is that thing you posted on Facebook today true?"
>remember
>my gay ass friend took my phone today
>posted "I have nice green ribbon in my house"
>reply to qt
>"no, that was joke"
>She looks at me unpleased
>"well, I thought it could work out for us... but now?"
>fuckwhatnow.exe
>"Hey, at least I have this huge space turnip!"
>start to peel space turnip
>"i don't care about your stupid turnip"
>we were walking around all this time, now we come around corner
>enter some kind of market square
>every fucking person I know sits here
>qt starts walking away in anger
>I toss my turnip behind me, and yell
>"I can always buy some ribbons for you!"
>she's not responding
>people look at us
>some of them say her what she's doing is wrong
>She just walks away
>I stay silent
>walk away with head down
>I'm sad
>I lost woman of my dreams
>and a fucking huge space turnip
>FeelsBadMan.jpg

And this is not even my weirdest dream

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Ffs fuck my internet connection

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Does anybody have that story where a guy fucks a dead kid after his city was hit by a tornado or something that ruined his city?

WTF

Are you new here ?

>Sup Forums
>Where only newfags don't fuck dead children.

No, just haven't seen that one yet and it surprised me.

Nice numbers

Best green text Ive seen

Tree Crows vs Ground Crows
Freaking a guy out by placing Bananas everywhere

I just never seem to save them..

Moar?

I read that one fucking hilarious

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thanks user, saved to my folder

tard stories

do you have the story of neal by chance

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I wish

the real question is, how did this guy know his sons boyfriends dick was six inches long

c'mon man...you can't leave us hangin like this

come on where is it

jesus christ this is amazinh

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it's true ?
Watches at $0 ?

I got the black and gold one for free. You just need to pay for shipping.
>Free

kek

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What a pos lmao

how did it bypass the all-knowing captcha??

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this was posted on /ck/ a few days ago

user DELIVARS

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Got more of these than I thought, anyone lurking?

I'll dump if anyone is interested

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im here

someone bump for me please every so often so it doesnt sage

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>be me
>be Samson Le
>be god

This isn't your story.

bump

It can be any greentext, not just YLYL right

If you got more like this, post as much as you want.

That's all I have except for /x/ stuff, I'll post it too if you want, just lemme know.

interested

What the fuck user? Part2

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send ittttt

Hey phoneposter, just a tip: greentexts never repost well. When you save them in your phone, it downgrades the resolution an makes it hard to read.

thank you user i missed the end of this one

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nobody?

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Sounds great! Where do I send the money?

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just read this entire thing out loud to my friend over discord. I got an applause. Nice story! we laughed!

you were in that thread?

Not sure why but i read that in a southern accent, and God Bless Ignacio

was lurking until i fell asleep

cool, glad I was able to get it to you. that was a good thread.

you're a true user

Pineapple. Random pineapple.

surprisingly funny

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Worth the fucking read.

i have a story that happened to me but its kind of long and its footfaggy

any interest?

yeah go for it

I love this

>i have a story
Just fucking post it man

effin ebin classic

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I haven't fapped for 4 days. I've been avoiding porn threads and I came across this. Fuck you for posting this but thanks too.

lost

I mean, its a cat.
I fucking hate those ungrateful pieces of shit myself.

>chef boy r dumb
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I lost

lame