> You're walking on the street
> These niggas stops you and starts talkin' about jesus and god wwyd?
You're walking on the street
Thomas Taylor
Carter Robinson
How would you like to play a super hero in my new action movie Orgazmo
Jason Harris
>pull out device
>Turn volume to maximum
>Blare the following in their faces until they leave
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Hudson Martin
Kick his bike over and call him a nerd
Nolan Flores
Wip out dick start jerking and tell them to tell me more I'm almost there
Matthew Phillips
Listen politely for a minute and say I'm not really interested.
Unlike atheists, they aren't pushy and are pretty polite.
Cameron Evans
just like ISIS recruiters
Anthony Jackson
Id say "hows it going?" "keep safe out there". Mormons are literally the best people around, the opposite of niggers. Who cares if they believe in something stupid? Opposite of niggers + best possible neighbors + not niggers= equals my kind of fellow human being. I just agree to disagree with their beliefs.
Jackson Morgan
WWJD
Austin Gonzalez
Hello real Mormon here my father is actually a bishop just stoped by to say hello
Asher Martin
Convert immediately. Who in their right mind would pass a chance to become Mormon?
James Lopez
My answer "G'day guys, how are you doing today?, unfortunately I was mildly molested by Catholics when I was 9 so religion of any kind isnt my bag. Have a great day guys."
Jackson Turner
How often have you had atheists approach you on the street or ring your doorbell spreading the good news?
Cooper Barnes
Politely inform them that i am not interested in religion and wish them a nice day.
Levi Wilson
Ignore them
Carson Flores
Turn 360 ° degrees and walk away
Gavin Ramirez
Are you retarded lol you will walk right into them you dumb faggot
Kayden Green
Thread sums it up as I'd do the same as most. Be polite, thanks but no thanks, cya.
Mormons are real nice people, even to the faggots.
Jackson Myers
This. Or listen to them cause damn they must get alot of assholes telling them off.
Kayden King
...
Nathaniel Campbell
>try again faggot
Ayden Campbell
This has been around for a decade
>Fake biting has also been around
>The people reacting are the actual biters
Aaron Diaz
see
Jaxson Reed
Impale one with my katana and use my Asuna body pillow to smother the other, then tip my fedora.
Ian Parker
case in point
Matthew White
wut
Oliver Miller
>Listen politely for a minute and say I'm not really interested.
Pretty much this. I get Jesus folk coming to my door once or twice a year, they don't really bother me. I'll take their pamphlets and tell them I don't have time, and they always wish me a blessed day (or something along those lines) and leave.
Landon Gonzalez
Start talking about the anti-christ.