Five best films you saw in August?
Five worst films you saw in August?
Five best films you saw in August?
Five worst films you saw in August?
>letterboxd
Only movies I saw for the first time:
A Serious Man
Blazing Saddles (actually saw at the beggining of the month before he died.)
Stop Making Sense
Threads
Yi Yi
>Best
Ratcatcher (1999)
Ordet (1955)
Sing Street (2016)
Lessons of Darkness (1992)
Mirror (1975)
>Worst
>Just bad
Da Sweet Blood of Jesus (2014)
The Sicilian (1987)
David Brent: Life on the Road (2016)
>Bad but stilled enjoyed
Hell of the Living Dead (1980)
Blacula (1972)
try watching good films instead, little buddy
let's try to summon cinoma aka kinoma itt
in response to film club suggestion, in my opinion people could just use the remaining films from my list here each week
letterboxd.com
I'll definitely be watching them anyway and will be happy to talk about them in the thread (so even if only one other user, or none, doesn't really matter). will happily upload stuff to mega if given a bit of advance notice that you want to join and can't find the film
Best five: Barry Lyndon, Come and See, Road, Cat in the Brain, Weiner
Worst: Hellhole, Family Honor, Nightmare in Wax, terror in the wax museum, Pigs
>Best
The Secret of Kells
The Lion King
Before Sunrise
The Conjuring 2
Green Room
>Worst
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Warcraft
The Seventh Seal
Maps to the Stars
The Lion King 1 1/2
Are you trying to roleplay as Christ, mac?
Two of those are 9/10s, fagit
why didn't you like the seventh seal?
yes I am
Didn't really dislike it. Just wasn't my thing.
>Five best films you saw in August?
Rashomon
Les Demons
Fallen Angels
Evening Glow Over
High and Low
>Five worst films you saw in August?
Suicide Squad
Penis Boy
Donald Trump's The Art of the Deal: The Movie
Unedited Footage of a Bear
Money Monster
>Suicide Squad
>Penis Boy
>Donald Trump's The Art of the Deal: The Movie
>Unedited Footage of a Bear
Some truly vile shit there.
next time you plan on posting your profile
youtube.com
>Best: The Conjuring 2!, Green Room
>Worst: DSI, Maps
wew
>H-Hello s-sir
*votes Hernie Panders*
>s-so you're s-saying
*gives up wife to Syrian refugee*
>s-saying
*blogs about white privilege on Tumblr*
>s-saying that
*defends pedophilia*
>saying that Cinemos is
*loots with BlackLivesMatter*
>saying that Cinemos is actually b-better than
*changes pronouns*
>b-better than Letterboxd >:( you're just a r-racist alt-right c-cracker
*goes on TrannyMingle*
What's the problem with Unedited Footage Of A Bear? Too self-aware and wacky for the avant-teens of /lbg/?
>Too self-aware and wacky
to the extent that it feels glib and insincere.
/yawned
The handmaiden was pretty good, fucking lewd though.
Gotta stop drinking and watching pleb shit tbqh
>tfw been drunk every other day this month
letterboxd.com
best films:
Forest of bliss
L'arbre mort
La Dolce Vita
Badlands
The Blind Owl
worst films:
Mr Shome
jesus praise the lord
what's the verdict on I AM NOT A SERIAL KILLER? worth checking out or no?
kinoma plz come back and save us
Nah it's shit
Watch SAFE instead
disappointing
guess i should've been tipped off by the fact that it features Christopher Lloyd, but whatever
i'll watch SAFE eventually but i didn't really like VELVET GOLDMINE so i'm not putting a rush on it or anything
Try and find freeze,die,come alive! if you can, I reckon you'll enjoy it
I think I got it off KG so if you can't find it i'll upload at some point
Probs on RuT tho
First 6 movie suggestions will be in the film club poll
>watch a film
>look at the reviews
>todd gaines has top review
>when u realize you'll be in foodfight, art of the deal, baby geniuses and oogieloves
i really liked it, and it was on torrentz too
wendy and lucy
bell diamond
queen of earth
naked
the last picture show
[ur fav]
Eurocrime!
tabu (murnau)
>t. i like uninteresting films
>reviewer says something like "So I THOUGHT X would happen but then Y happened! And it was great!"
why do they do this? So many idiots writing reviews
maybe youre the idiot
children of paradise
>when a reviewer writes a 5 paragraph long anecdote that has absolutely no relation to the film they're supposedly "reviewing" and then in the final paragraph they say whether the like it or not
This is becoming far too common and I hate it.
found it on RuT but not sure if it has eng subs, will check
You're bringing that back? It's been attempted, what? Three times so far? And it's always been a monumental failure.
birdman: or (the unexpected virtue of ignorance)
>review starts with a quote from the movie
>review starts with a quote from the PEPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
these are my favorite movies
>review
>"read full review here [link]"
I wanna fucjk that dog
Need one more suggestion guys
>review explains how the director and the whole movie are racist/misogynist only because one of the main characters is a racist/misogynist
>"read full review at (shitty indie blog)"
>reading letterboxd """reviews"""
what is wrong with you people?
Pain n Gain
>"review" only tells what happens in the movie
shame (bergman)
The Saragossa Manuscript
why the FUCK do people do this?
Jolene (Ireland, 2009)
>review is a joke
fucking idiot cat does he even know the value of life stupid fuck
>doesn't like the movie
>rates 5 stars cuz JOEKS
>review is an ironic Sup Forums meme
>user lists Sup Forums on their profile
Thanks guys
If this receives more than 12 votes I will watch the winning film tomorrow and attempt discussion in the thread
They are all great wtf are you talking about?
VOTE PAIN AND GAIN
>doesn't like the movie
>rates 5 stars cuz it's a classic
next time have a theme or something
don't reply to the cock-gobbler
Cimino is love or hate, no middle ground. Loved Deer Hunter, Heaven's Gate, and Year of the Dragon. hated everything else he ever did. didn't bother with Sunchaser, though.
TIME
TO WATCH
>gives 5 stars to a critically disliked movie
or
>gives half star to a critically acclaimed movie
>to seem less contrarian, he writes a review explaining why did he gave that rating
>seems a lot more contrarian
>>gives half star to a critically acclaimed movie
Think I did to Godfather 2
That film is like seasonal anime
>seasonal anime
I don't get this reference
>reviewer hasn't even seen the movie
>states this at the beginning of his review
>500 likes 200 comments
Looks like we are already up to 12 votes!
please don't make me watch Birdman again
link me to one of these
>snappy one line review about how bad this new blockbuster is
>1800+ likes
>review explains how the movie sucked because is not what he expected
Children of Paradise > Pain & Gain > Tabu > Birdman > Wendy And Lucy > Eurocrime!
P&G is my favorite though
Pain & Gain (2013) Drinking Game
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Synopsis: Buff Marky Mark, the Rock and some random black guy who likes to drink breast milk decide to rip off Monk.
Pain-and-Gain-Drinking-Game
Sip Every Time:
1). Steroids are mentioned.
2). Vaginas are mentioned.
3). Mark Wahlberg yells.
4). A character gets hit by a car.
Wildcard: Mark Wahlberg is not wearing a shirt.
NON INTERESTING PEOPLE ON SUICIDE WATCH
What makes a person interesting?
just look at any review of the day the clown cried or warhol's empire
he doesn't like movies about uninteresting things
Ok looks like this week's pick is Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance). Thanks for taking part guys. Watch it and discuss it!
I will be back tomorrow for all of your film club needs. Next week we'll maybe have a theme
it's the best film ever.
/thread
I loath that movie. I refuse to rewatch it.
Good grief I refuse to watch this trash again
>tfw i changed my ip 4 times only to vote Birdman
>tfw i won't even watch it
>Best
The Draughtman's Contract
Goltzius and the Pelican Company
Killing Them Softly (i'm a sucker for Dominik's direction and Higgins dialog)
Hail, Ceasar!
Queen of Earth
Dog Day Afternoon (long time since i've seen this one and it holds up like a motherfucker. RIP Cazale)
>Worst
8 1/2 Women (my first bad Greenaway experience)
I, Origins
Heaven Knows What
Thief
The Invitation
>best doc
Searching for Bobby Fischer
Pretty Based( I'm not you, btw)
is this the Sup Forums film club or what?
we're off to a winning start already
Why did you separate the documentary?
And I hope that's another Thief
Yeah but what is interesting?
why not?
not eurocrime
>The Draughtman's Contract
great film