Post three things that's happened in your life recently

Post three things that's happened in your life recently

>got wasted
>kicked ass at a game of volleyball
>played guitar

>Car battery went flat
>got dumped
>dog hung itself

>got caught in a love triangle
>co-workers hyped up the idea of earning a job at the place i was practicing for a vet technician but now it seems i wont get it
>got wasted so badly i ruined the friendship i had

>antifa burned down my car
>yelled at them
>got arrested

>got an internship
>got a summer job
>depression kicked in

>nothing
>nothing
>nothing

>Got the succ
>Turned 21
>Had some keks

Fucked my gf in her mouth
Fucked my gf in her puss
Fucked my gf in her ass

>went to Disney World
>helped my brother with his anxiety
>baked a cake

>Saw Spiderman: Homecoming
>Ate tacos
>Buddy bought me GTA5 so he'd have a friend yo play it

So gay

Work
Sleep
Repeat

>fixed gfs car
>Caught personal best fish cat fish today
>Job gave me raise. Then didn't add it to last two pay checks and now doesn't want to

>masturbated to something sinful
>rewatched James Cameron's Avatar
>learned knights of cydonia on bass

don't be jealous, poorfag. he obviously had more fun than you ever will.

>worked on cars
>walked my dogs
>took a shower

>played skyrim until it froze
>got high
>Ate too many pizza pockets

productive as fuck today Sup Forums

>took 10 500mg painkillers at once
>watched netflix till 2am
>thinking about going to make pasta

>actually got a fucking job
>no seriously i literally got a job
>im not fucking around here guys i have a real job

>Eat birthday cake from niece's yesterday party
>Play some civ2 and lol
>Boiling Chicken and potatoes for dinner

>got money
>wasted money on a tablet I won't use
>no money

>Quit my shitty waiter job.
>Got a much better job at a casino.
>Did some sewing.

stop fucking around

>went to work
>ate
>went to work

>worked
>worked
>paid jews

Got home from work
opened package that came in mail which was two cock rings
posted on Sup Forums about making $3.75/hr as a dishwasher in a seafood restaurant back in 1994

what you sewing?

Why is that gay? Where did you read that I sucked a dick or pleasured an asshole?

Project much?

the trifecta

Gj user, be productive! Go win at life and be glorious!

> got paycheck from one of the world's best companies
> studied for university test
> found out there was a murder in my street 2 hours ago

so much underage & b& i cant even

>Lost nearly everything
>Became homeless
>Bought a bus pass for the first time in my life

Do casinos pay well? And what do you do there?

Nice

What job did you get? Good luck!

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i cook kettle corn for a baseball field. It's a small gig but it's honest hard work

:(

>me and my black friend jerked each other off
>got robbed by a half asian stripper at tit-point (i was drunk and was tricked into a $400 handjob and lapdance)
>My father wants to pair me up with one of his co workers that has already reveal she wants to blow him.

I cant make this shit up.
I don't understand anything anymore.

OP, why didn't you include make a shit thread in your list?

>went for a run up the local mount this morning and worked out
>chatting up girls
>sitting at home listening to music on my pc and browsing Sup Forums
My life's pretty fucken great

That's cool, good luck user and have fun

>Smoked all my weed
>Drank all my booze
>Took a bunch of kratom

Gonna sleep now

Nice job user! I am very proud of you :)

>drank
>drank some more
>drank too much

>got stoned
>played a two hour game of conquest bf4
>swam in a river

No worries man . It happens I'm working on getting back on my feet.

>bought a shitton of XLR cable
>asked gf of a year to go on a break
>depression is back

Bonus!

>only friend of 10 years might have to leave the state to avoid homelessness

>mfw I might become homeless myself.

hey man at least will keep yo u company

>got stood up by a fat chick
>cleaned up cat diarrhea
>rolled my ankle, foot might be broken

Hasnt been a great day

>Got GF
>Worked 6am-8pm all week
>They now want me on 3rd shift

Dude are you in Cincinnati?

Dui
Amberlamps ride
Jail...

Fuuuuug user im sorry

>bought beer
>got drunk
>posted this

About as far away as you can get .. San Antonio

Worked
Fucked my girl
Watching her play vidya now

I feel ya user

>fucked a bitch from tumblr who thinks shes a man
>got a new car
>reconnected with an old friend

hi jack

>played vidya
>brushed teeth
>watched tv

Shit I think that I know you. Are you from NS?

Damn dude... and I'm looking for room mates too.

Is actually Mr.Liddy

>broke up with gf
>alienated myself from fake club scene friends
>started working out again and focusing on my self improvement

Fuck man ..if I could make it up there I would .

Got a new game
Thought about suicide
Ate cake

Damn shame. Keep on truckin Sup Forumsro, we all make it somehow.

You know that cake is a lie

Will do bro ... You to and good luck

>fucked a 10/10 Dutch escort in the ass
>made a batch of peanut butter caramel ripple ice cream
>bought a bottle of Amouage Reflection

Been a pretty solid summer so far.

>recently broke up with a great girl - my fault
>went on holiday
>graduated from university
could say life is going well.... but the first point makes it feel ever so shitty

>got offered a promotion at work
>saw my ex for the first time in years
>depression levels reached new heights

>>Got tired of my hot big-tittied young face, NEEDY asian girlfriend, who is asking me constantly to suck my dick, and I refuse, because my libido is kinda low.

btw, I´m 39 and she is 23

nice trips and good attitude

>bought my first car
>smoked some weed
>smashed my phone

good luck bro. I hope you get everything sorted!

thank frond. Even though i feel extremely suicidal lately and I'm losing my grip on reality I'm trying hard to just hold on

want to elaborate? I'm here for a while

>expensive phone broke
>friend died
>got robbed

I'm poor as fuck too, fml

just remember bro once you're at rock bottom the only way is up!
& it can't rain all the time.
im here and ill listen to you bro :)

what

things aren't going that well then

>watched jojo's bizarre adventure
>got stoned
>did the dishes

not really but I'm dealing with it

Well I was a dj the last few years, playing clubs and festivals etc, very specific genre very specific crowd, doing lots of drugs being part of the circle jerk everyone just fueling eachothers ultimately dead end dreams. But I'm a musician I've been making music of all kinds since a young age, and this djing thing and this whole toxic culture just started eating away at me and I've dated some girls in the scene and that just fucked my mind up even more, and I finally just told them all last night to go fuck themselves and I deleted Facebook, just going to start fresh focusing on what's important. I think suddenly changing my reality in so many ways lately has taken a toll on my mind, also I grew to really hate humans on another level this past year. Myself included. Fuck. Sounds gay but yeah I'm still young and learning to human

>got up
>opened the door
>got on the floor

>Ate sushi again for the first time in 5 years (vegetarian sushi)
>Got arrested thrown in jail and extradited in a van
>Beat up multiple times

thats fucking terrible man I hate sushi

as edgy as it sounds,I can relate. you have taken a positive step though, removing yourself from a cancerous environment and cancerous relationships gives you some space to breathe. now fou can focus on yourself, body, mind and soul. strive for better things now. is DJing your full time job or a part time gig?

seems one of the more interesting responses so far

>went to a comic con
>hooked up with a anime cosplay girl
>fucked in a parking garage
>found out she was only 13 after the fact

It was just something I did for fun that ended up consuming a lot of me hey, thanks bro appreciate the positive words and support

>had extremely watery diarrhea
>had extremely watery diarrhea
>had extremely watery diarrhea

seriously, just been sleeping and shitting for the last 3 days

>found out she was only 13
>mfw reading this

>just went on a 7 game win streak in basketball
>hung out and kissed a really hot asian girl
>went camping and smoked/drank a lot

I still hate my life and feel lonely lol

no worries man; what you choose to do from this point on is your choice, dont let me or some other cunt try to deter you from it. do your thing and try to find people that respect that.

Really helps man even though you're a complete user stranger, cheers I'm off to bed

what you been eating man?