What's your best/worst theater experience! Let's hear it!

What's your best/worst theater experience! Let's hear it!

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Was in Colorado a few years ago. Decided to see Batman. Some asshole made me miss the ending.

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Was he a big guy?

I went to a theater in a porn shop.

got my cock sucked by a guy.

best head ever.

Hard to twll; he was wearing body armor

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>Best
Go to theater see the black cauldron
>Worst
Go to theater see Star wars ep 1

Had massive argument with a gf, some older woman told me to "be quiet" I responded with "fuck off asshole"
That's about it

7 years ago with my first gf. Tron remake or sequel or whatever the fuck it was. Theater was packed, filled with loud kids. Movie was garbage, gf was actually interested in it. Couldn't leave, couldn't hear anything, phone battery was almost dead. It was a living nightmare.

Fun fact: I broke up with her on my own birthday

>Best
Went with gf to watch avengers 2, half way through she sucked my dick

>Worst
Guardians of the galaxy
overhyped piece of shit, and everyone that watched it cant see my point of view without getting T R I G G E R E D trying to defend it...
Snowflakes man...

>Most memorable movie experience
Yu-Gi-Oh Dark Side of Dimensions

Theater was packed, everyone wanting a nostalgia hit...
Crowd was pretty good until the ending
>Pharaoh Atem returns
EVERYONE WENT CRAZY

Shivers up my whole body, nostalgia levels hit maximum... Was a great time

Yu-Gi-Oh in theater was a highlight of your life? Fuck I feel bad for you user.

>>be me
>>young horny teenager
>>go to movie with gf
>>big seats. Fuck yeah!
>>theatre gets alot of people
>>lots.of empty seats around us
>>people decide to sit behind us and in front of us
>>fuck it
>>eat her out
>>notice people watching
>>dont call security please
>>finish watching movie. Gets picked up. I go home with blue balls.

Got buttraped in a theater once

Gotg was bad? You're an idiot, gtfo

but the movie did suck user, stop falling for the marvel movies meme.

Best: repertoire theater showed Woody Allen's What's Up Tiger Lily. Theater was unexpectedly packed. Very decent print. Everyone enjoyed the movie including me.

Worst: too many to name, most problems were technical, mainly bad prints.

Star Trek Nemesis, first star trek shit I saw in my life and I paid for it.

Went to see Batman V Superman, got into theater, it was pretty packed, 4 little shitheads walk in (must have been around 12 years old) talking about how this movie will kick ass. Movie begins, not 20 minutes into the movie when one of the shitheads takes out his phone, puts the volume on max (no headphones btw), and starts watching a Try Not To Laugh vine compilation. He sits their stuffing his fat goomba looking face with popcorn, laughing his ass off at MU NAM IZ JAFF vines. Pretty soon his friends start watching videos on their phones to, like why even fucking bother paying to get in if you're not even gonna watch the movie. Worst part was nobody even said anything to them. I wish the Batman movie shooter was there to kindly tell them to be quiet.

You're mad because you didn't say anything

i was with my 2 friends
one was a girl and i was trying to make her like me
we were like halfway through the movie and we notice that this chick is getting fingered like she is flipping out and the guy's shoulder and arm is moving like he is.
i said why cant we do that
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she slaps me and leaves
never spoke to her again

got a blowjob during Beauty And The Beast (1991)

I am honestly jealous of the fuck.
To be so simple is like, seeing mashed potatoes as the pinnacle of culinary achievement.

>a girl i was trying to date sat between two guys. >later found out she gave them both a handjob
>apparently neither of them knew the other did it
>they both at different points grabbed her hand and put it under their coats on their laps.
>she cant explain why she did it
>don't like her anymore.

I have managed movie theatres for years all manner of strange shit happen one of witch a Tard was fapping in the back row (sloped not stadium) of one of the chipmunk movies full of kids till some hot milf caught him. She almost attacked him. found out that his handlers were in a different movie shit got real awkward when the cops didn't want to arrest him for indecent exposure

so was that best or worst?

>not taking her to the movies after finding this out

Fucking virgins

In my town we have a yearly festival and the whole town goes to the carnaval. So me and my decide to go watch drillbit taylor. When we get into the screen room and the place is empty, so 15 mins into the movie i bend her over the row infront of us and we just fuck. I finished five mins before the movies end and as i was sitting back down in come a work. Its was a cloces one. We loved to do it in public.

>had an underage girl arrive with her aunt
>aunt buys one ticket then leaves
>girl walked out of the theatre right after her aunt drove away with 2 friends
>2 friends come back 45 mins later
>girl had got in car with older guy (~26) she met online that lived an hour away
>friends try to contact her (her phone was turned off)
>2 hours later aunt and mom show up ask friends where is girl
ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE

What theater
Do women go or is it all guys

i've seen "la chute" , a film about the end of hitler .
Nearly everyone applaud at the end of this movie.

(Shit greentext but ok)
Be me
Just pulled up to movie theater
Park pretty far away from opening
I walk into the general theater
Go to buy ticket
Black person working (im pretty rascist)
I ask the guy for tickets to Logan
He says okay and gives me the ticket
Something about him made me feel like he was uncomfortable
I pay for tickets and walk into the showroom
I see some guards walk up to me
They ask me to leave the theater
I ask why
They say look at your clothes
I do
Oh fuck
Still wearing my klan robe (except for the head cover)
I shit you not i literally ran out of there

>Greentext properly faggot.

>gf wants to see nacho libre
>get tickets
>get drink and popcorn
>sit down
>watching nacho libre
>feel something rub my ankle
>could just be my then gf
>feel it again
>look down
>theres a fucking rat eating popcorn that i drop
>throw popcorn bucket
>it spills on the family in front of me
>I point and yell "RAT RAT", but i'm so freaked out that I accidentally point at him instead of the floor
>he grabs my drink, pops the top and throws it on me
>gf gets splashed
>she screams
>I tell her to be quiet not knowing she got splashed too
>she punches me in my fucking ribs and I scream
>the movie theater "security" (just the 2 employees that are big) walk in, shine a light on me
>The guy with the light laughs
>the other guy walks up and grabs me by my sleeve
>I try to squirm out of my hoodie but its a pull over and wouldn't come off
>he walks me to the exit and shoves me out
>gf walks out to the car furious
>almost dumps me that night
>the worst part
>I still haven't seen the ending to nacho libre

Nvm that was some good shit

by him, I mean the dad who stood up immediately

When I went to go see the remake of The mechanic a few years back a fat black guy took his 3 year old kid with him because he couldn't find a babysitter. his move had a rather hard "R" rating, by the way. Me, my borther, my dad, and this black fat fuck and his kid were the only ones in the theater and he chose to sit directly in front of us. He had a huge afro haircut that blocked out my view (I had to move my seat) and his kid ran up and down the aisles crying and shit himself. Then the dad changed his kid's pants right there in the theater, threw the pooped pants in the trash and the whole place smelled like child shit while he told his kid "nigga ya'll be poopin too much" over and over.

some stupid kids were intentionally kicking the back of my chair and throwing snacks at me. I complained and they were promptly removed. I guess that wasn't that bad. (I was a kid at the time too)

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I went on a school field trip to see episode 1. Stood up at one point and screamed THIS MOVIE FUCKING SUCKS. I literally got applause. Didn't even get in trouble either. Shit was so cash.

you must be one of those guys who gets off on gangbang and mmf shit. if two hard dicks in the same room really turns you on... got some news for ya bro

nah just want to get my dick rubbed

>be manager
>employees hit a goal we set so award night
>QC a movie 2 days before opening together
>order food and shit
>go all MST3K/Rifftrax on it
>all laugh our asses off all night
>good times

Nice projection there but I just want that handjob homo

So you're only turned on by porn with one hard dick? im confused.

NIGGA