ITT: list of things you have put in your ass before

ITT: list of things you have put in your ass before

Be honest

Carrot
Hairbrush

Hurt too much so I never did it again

AA battery and a water bottle

Your mom.

another man's cock

A turkey baster. Do it in the shower; fill it with warm water, lube up the outside with soap, stand it upright (with the part you squeeze on the bottom) and slide down onto it. Works wonders, plus when you cum, you squeeze the part at the bottom and it shoots the warm water into you. Absolutely awesome.

My finger, a hot dog.

Electric shaver, hairbrush, toothbrush, finger

...

Just my finger a couple of times... Still can't tell for sure whether I like it or not. Gonna let my gf test me out sometime when we both feel up to it. Up until now, she's just been massaging the middle area (you know the place)

Actually last weekend my girl told me it turns her on to play with my ass, and I told her Ive never done that before. We did a shit tonne of blow and got drunk, then she gave me a blowey and sort of brushed around it until I came. Im def too scared to go further than that, but she seemed to love it. Kinda grosses me out to be honest.

Carrot
Hot dog
CO2 cartridge
Butt plug
Dildo
Black cock

If only I had a turkey baster lying about, i'd try it right now.

Good luck getting her to back off with it then.

i put a hairbrush in my ass when i was in 6th grade. didnt hurt but it didnt feel good.

>Finger
>Vibrating bullet

The vibrating bullet came with a pocket pussy i got, so I said fuck it. It was incredible for about 30 seconds, then i barely felt it anymore. Kind of underwhelming tbh.

good times, mane.. good times

my fingers
a toothbrush
my sisters hairbrush (just the tip cause it hurt)

never got too into assplay. it felt good but it was always uncomfortable as fuck trying to jack off and have my other hand doing work on my asshole

OP's head

Suppositories and enemas few times a year...

I'm chronically constipated when I take a crap it hurts badly (once every week at best). My asshole knows only one thing: Pain.

anal stimulation is a no no for me... never even tried it. :(

12-inch sausage, dildo, butt plug, and was once roofied and raped at a house party, so technically add to that a man's cock. none of which my gf has any idea about.

It's alright user, we can try together.

you got raped by another guy? lol what a faggot

Ice, jack daniels whiskey, a mans tongue, the same mans dick, a dildo, several fingers of varied ownership, a tampon, some wire, a bunch of shit has been through there.

How did rape feel?

Fucking shameless faggots

aww you sweet... but my back door is traumatized beyond repair thanks to my digestive system.

On a side note, if you are taking a shot of whisky up the ass, do it before anal sex. After sex burns to fuck if your not into that. As well only a shot worth so not to get alcohol poisoning.

>I won't do because I want to

So how was your mormon upbringing, you retarded closetcase?

Small end of a toilet plunger

I was at my mom's friends house because she has a pool
> only one there
> see a dildo
(a collection of them really)
> don't clean them
> go to town

Kek

A condomed carrot.
Some small toiletry bottles.
Pens/markers.
Finger(s).

Can't actually say as i really only remember the aftermath and a brief moment where i came back to consciousness, stomach down on a couch, because a hard dick was trying to push in to my virgin ass. i remember groaning in pain and adjusting my ass for a more direct angle to try and reduce the hurt. next thing i knew, it was morning, i was partially clothed with shit stained underwear, and my ass felt oddly smooth, likely due to residual lube. Upon getting home I immediately went to inspect things and, sure enough, when i sat on the toilet and bent down to investigate, i saw the beginning of a creampie begin to drool out and knew then it had been a long night for someone (or more? there had to have been at least two loads that poured ou.).

since then, i've definitely been more curious about trying dick again, but in a more 'aware' state. no clue where to start, maybe a local glory hole? (im sure i live near some)

Toothbrush
Pen
Hair brush
My cat's tail

You came from anal stimulation, you're a faget now

finger
penis
coke

toothbrush, finger, toothbrush holder
i cant afford toys

Cologne bottle shaped like a cigar
My finger
My gfs butt plug

and a plunger, forgot that one

tennis racket handle

>fingers
>drum stick (not the chicken or ice cream)
>my brother's dick
>butt plug
>a strap on my gf wore
>hair brushes
>up to like 8 sharpies at once
>fucked a (few) toilet plunger(s)
>a few fat female razors
>old toy lightsaber
>dildos (like this thread)

Sure there's more that I don't remember

Can you explain why there was an electric shaver going in that area of your body please?

Indonesian bottle opener (in the shape of a cock) with & without condom on it.

Oh yeah

>electric toothbrush

Your mother

3 pencils.pic related to my face

Nothing......sadly can't see the attraction to it....

Thinking on it now :Suppositories, some drugs in a condom, a swiss army knife in a dildo container, a toe, and one remote vibrator.

Hair brush, tooth brush, fingers, tongue (not mine obviously), carrot, zucchini, penis, and cum

This

You realize it was his ass, and not another man's.....DUMB ASS.

was it the kind with the little beads on the handle?

Fingers
Shampoo bottle
Deodorant can
Shaving cream can
Hairbrush
Ice cubes

Chapstick, toilet plunger handle, finger

ill occasionally slip a finger in while showering

My finger, a Carrot, banana, a potato carved into a phallic shape, a 6" dildo, a cucumber carved down so it would fit better.

Finger
Toothbrush
Electric shaver
Various Aneros prostate toys
Vibrator
Dildo

...

Oh and a bananna one time. The bananna didnt fair well.

A hot dog?!? Like a lil tiny cheap weenie or full sized frankfurter?

Actually i think my vajayjay has had less exotic things in it than my ass

...

Commodore 64 joystick.

>>Finger
>>Boyfriends finger
>>Butt plug
>>Horse dildo
>>That thing you hold for those New Years noise makers that you spin around
>>sharpie
>>glue stick
>>lint roller handle

toilet paper.

banana
cucumber
ice cream scooper
plunger handle
shampoo bottle
own fist
dildo
penises

This

fucking degenerates

Also his dick, couldn't forget that! :p

the handle of a civil war confederate bowie knife

Cucumber
12 Inch Dildo
18 Inch double headed dildo
Butternut Squash
My fist
Someone else's fist
Small white cock
Fat white cock
Small black cock
Big black cock
Small Asian cock
Small mexican cock
Large mexican cock
Beer Bottle
Wine Bottle
1.5 Liter Coke bottle
22 golf balls

kik: allen67235

you put a degenerate in your ass? That's brave dude

>Carrot
You too my man?

Nothing cause im not gay

is this you?

Jesus man...

Several razor handles

Hairbrush handle

Fingers

Several dildos, myself and girlfriends

Plunger handles

Nope. I'm not a woman

My best friend's cock
No homo tho

Cactus

had to find a quick pic on google. didn't bother typing "MALE" gaping asshole

same

My fingers, ice cubes, hairbrush, and a Turkey Club from Subway.

Butt plugs
Dildos
Wii remote
Stress ball
3oz Desenex bottle
Shower handle

Oddly enough, this is reverse chronological order.

I used my friend's razor to massage my asshole while i masturbated. Feltgoodman

>Turkey Club
Wat and why?

Legitimate question, as I really don't understand this. I tried a hotdog when I was young, and a girlfriend's dildo many years later. Maybe I was doing something wrong, but in both cases I didn't like, it just felt like I had to take a dump.

So, what is the pleasure of having something shoved up your ass? Should I bother to try again, and what would make it more pleasurable?

...

As weird as it sounds, you gotta be into it to be into it. You gotta be turned on, and wanting it, otherwise you've just got something in your ass for no reason. It's all a mental game really, but once you can cross that barrier it's all smooth sailing.

Every poster in this thread is a fag. It's pleasurable for them

Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. How do you clean it?

Sharpie in the pooper.


Also used a flute once.

It realky differ from person to person. I liked to be able to rub the walls of my anus just because it felt good. Though ut seems like that you dont get any feeling from it so i would recommend not doing it. Why do it if you dont feeling good doing it?

Thats a hod damn sandwich nigga

a few pencils
handle of fly swat
tip of hair brush

god dammit i really want to enjoy it just it just doesn't feel great and then my dick dies.

except my shower head has message thing that squirts heavier jets of water and that kinda makes my butt feel nice and gives me a boner.

My dad use to tell me to get my head out of my ass, so I guess my head.

What do you feel after doing it
Do you feel ashamed and regretful?

Ballpoint pen
Rubber tube
Size d battery
Hairbrush handle
Finger

>not gay

Baseball bat
Pineapple