Lets make a new USA together

Lets make a new USA together

>USA Splits
what happens first dubs decides

FREE CALIFORNIA

The south spontaneously-combusts

Fuck cali, enjoy no water and wildfires.

The entire state of Nebraska is the capital of New USA

whatever you do, fucking nuke south carolina

Mississippi and Alabama disappear.

Kentucky annexes Indiana

This sounds freakin' awesome.

Drop California
Drop Florida
Drop New York
Drop Ohio
Drop Illinois

Country fixed.

Northern Michigan is annexed by Wisconsin.

This

Mississippi age of consent now 9 years old

Rolling

Re-rolling.

WinRAR

The West Coast continues giving zero fucks about the rest of you plebians

Drop Trump states, no more nazis, country fixed :)

You're batshit insane.
We should go for because of that.

Mississippi is now a self sufficient pedo puedo-state

America is nuked by Russia.

California is nuked

Utah annexes Idaho, Wyoming, Nevada (excluding Clark County, where Las Vegas is) and Montana;
becomes Mormon Empire.

Re-rollin'

Rolling for this.

>puedo-state
The fuck is that? I still want it and Alabama to disappear.

Kentucky annexes Virginia

Goddamnit, I was close.

OH SHI-

Kentucky annexes Indiana and West Virginia. New southern hub established in wake

Rhode island nuked

Re-rollin'.

This elliminates half of the pedos

HAHA
PERSISTENCE PAYS OFF

Rolling for these, too.

US Navy remnants missile strikes kentuckys capital.

West coast is now Mad Max tier warlords and anal rape.

Roll for this

this happens

UNFORTUNATELY and nato collapse.

US Navy is confused. It hurts itself in its' confusion.

Why stop at the west coast? Add Arizona and New Mexico. Also reroll

NUKE FLORIDA

Kentucky creates concentration camps for jews.

SJWS Establish control over Portland

So did op leave?

Rednecks can fuck themselves and continue to suffer from poverty and ignorance in the south. Life goes on.

the midwest becomes its own country whites only

Kentucky is now for blacks only

nah im here

civil war

Kentucky renames self kekistan.

Ambitious.
What'll be the official language(s)?

Fuck you Indiana annexes Kentucky's bitch ass right back

Truly retarded opinion.

Reroll

i live in mississippi :)

race war

english

Well, according to , it's gone. Probably under the Gulf of Mexico.

Sex is now illegal in Mississippi.

Kekistan attempts an invasion on Portland killing every Sjw in sight.

But they also bring back Hitler

Role

North of Jersey gone, West of Rockies gone. Now almost everyone is on the same page.

op's mother dies

a. Mississippi republican
>I don't agree with your opinions, so I will just call them retard.
fuck off.

Checked.

Reroll for entire Kentucky empire

You're projecting a lot.

Reroll

DONE
O
N
E

You don't know what the fuck you're missing. Try terraforming the cities/areas you despise so that they cease to exist.
Fuck that! They resurrect Brigham Young as a sex-fueled android.

All nation states issue a ceasefire to build a wall to keep mexicans out then resuming conflict

Trips decides whether floridas wastelands should be occupied

Reroll

re-roll

Rereroll

A Mexican armada arrives. Burning Dallas to the ground.

United nations fails without US funding.

give the waste lands to siam

Bring both back to eliminate minorities

No. That's a horrible idea for anyone to follow through.

California and Texas finally secede.

Cuba invades Florida

Cali is underwater

Go Nebraska!!!
(Rolling for that)

A second battle happens at the border killing off the Mexican armada.

Indiana conquers west coast and proceeds to rape Europe establishing dominance and becoming a world superpower with electric avenue Mike pence as the figure head

French would be the official language of USA

Kekistan empire invades illinois

Again, no to occupying post-bombing Florida. Just rip it apart and terraform a landbridge to Cuba.

The pinata decoy works as Mexico takes over Texas.

Reroll
But they also bring back 1 dollar rallys fries

A coup takes over in Illinois

this

...

Just the LA metro area, right?

No one speaks that shit. All people who speak French are forced to live in the desert.

Left out Maryland and DC

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>Reroll
>But they also bring back 1 dollar rallys fries
Reeeeeee roool
Also they get rid of Kentucky
Fucking Kentucky

Yellowstone volcano goes off.

Dubs speak for themselves

Rr