How did we go from criminal alien, to illegal immigrant, to undocumented immigrant, to undocumented worker, to the latest bullshit I've seen around, "misdocumented citizens"? >MISDOCUMENTED CITIZENS! >wah wah wah global citizen What the fucking fuck is happening. Donald Trump is truly the last chance for our entire civilization.
Easton Reyes
180 DAYS UNTIL TRUMP IS ELECTED
Gavin Gonzalez
ALWAYS SUPPORT AWOO POSTERS
Blake Miller
>Drumpf
Brayden Rivera
Did you hear the news?
Sex is better when you're wearing a MAGA hat Very high energy
Ryan Scott
Fuck David Duke. That autistic faggot needs to keep his mouth shut, completely unacceptable he made Trump go through that media KKK Shoah.
Christian Nelson
>You wake up in the late afternoon. >It's Election Day in America! >You decide to head out to the park before your local voting place closes. >You make a mental note to keep it short, as Trump needs your vote today. >As you walk along the park lake, you notice a woman jogging towards you. >It's none other than Sarah Palin! >As she jogs closer to you, she slows down to a stop. >You both make eye contact as she wipes some sweat off of her face. >"Well hey they good-lookin!", she squeals. >You wave to her. >She looks even better in those shorts and that red pull-over. >As you walk up to her, she swings her hips into a pose. >"Where you goin?", she asks. >You begin to notice she's being obviously flirtatious. >"Wanna go somewhere and have some fun user?" >You start walking past her, mumbling that you have to leave soon to go vote. >Within a matter of 3 seconds, you get pushed into the grass. >You feel the wetness of the grass against your back, and a 110 pound Sarah Palin perched on top of you. >"Stop pussyfooting around user mmm...", she moans against your lips. >You start feeling her up as she kisses you hard and forcefully. >Her knee lays between your legs, nudging your dick.
>Your mind races, realizing that you only have an hour until your local voting precint closes.
What do?
Joseph Miller
>misdocumented citizens
this can't possibly be real. don't let this be true
Any ideas, I might put a blue filter over it, do some zoom edits, and up the walking tempo.
Luis Green
THIS IS A MOVEMENT
David Morales
-She's a she -She's fat -She's old -She's a baby boomer -She's a member of the wealthiest 1% -She's the face of establishment politics -She's a globalist neo-con -She's of, by, and for the collusion between big govt and big corp -She's a shameless liar -She's the most non-transparent politician in history -She has stroke-induced brain damage -She's a cuckqueen
She is literally every reason not to vote for a politician all rolled into one person. But wait, there's more:
-She was fired from the Watergate investigation for lying and being unethical -She lied about being named after Sir Edmund Hillary -She lied throughout her Whitewater scandal -She lied about taking "sniper fire" when visiting the Balkans during 90s -She lied about Benghazi -She lied throughout her email scandal and continues to lie about it -She lied about being broke after leaving the White House -She described blacks as being "super-predators" -She hired a VP of Goldman-Sachs to be her 2016 campaign manager. -She received millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs for speaking engagements -Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs, JP Morgan, Citigroup, and UBS -Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from China, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Yemen, Qatar, and the UAE -She supported the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt and Turkey -She was "adamantly against illegal immigration" before she was for it -She was opposed to gay marriage before she was for it -She was a lawyer who defended a rapist and laughed at the plight of the 12 year old rape victim -She approved the sale of US uranium to Russian nuclear corporations in exchange for millions of dollars in donations to her "charity" -She gave out eight Secretary of State's Awards for Corporate Excellence, and seven were to corporations that donated millions to her "charity"
Nolan Ross
How do I convince my mom to vote for Trump? She said she's not voting for anyone if it comes down to Trump vs Hillary.
Ethan Collins
shoot her, she's obviously working with the GOPe to keep voters from the polling station
Jacob Myers
Need to know more about why she doesn't like him.
Isaac Perez
Soon it will be predocumented
Asher Myers
I think this Jessica Ehrlich has been the only Democrat panelist that hasn't been strident and frothing with hate about Trump
She was on O'reilly and just said her points and that was it
Ethan Miller
Trump knows he doesn't need them, just has plenty of time now before the convention to get the yipping poodles quieted down
Asher Hughes
Wonder if Bob Beckel misses his old job?
John Adams
Obviously you threaten to never speak to her again.
Voting in this election is the greatest thing you will ever do in your pathetic life.
Isaiah Fisher
trump told hannity he has five VP finalists. said hannity wouldn't like some/one. who are the finalists hannity wouldnt like?
Parker Fisher
I'd buy a model of a barking hillary. Like that singing bass fish but, barking hillary.
Fuck that stupid looking Democrat in disguise Dukie and Grahamnesty
Angel Campbell
No more tits for him he just had to abuse drugs over and over.. Commie.
Daniel Adams
You kidding? He fucking loves CNN now that he's sober again
Julian Scott
impregnation
it doesn't matter if she's too old you have to give it all you got and try
Jose Bell
fuck that is awesome and hilarious
Jayden Murphy
Hannity is a party-first kind of guy, so I think Trump has a non-Republican as one of the five. My deepest hope is for Jim Webb but who knows.
Jonathan Morris
I hope so. I love that crazy bastard.
Austin Reyes
My mom has always been pretty red pilled so she was an easy sell.
Just be like "Mom if you love Muslims so much why am I here? You should have dated an Akbar. I can't believe you would betray your parents and grandparents like this"
Cooper Williams
Ask her to choose the lesser evil. Convince her that clinton is the worse choice. Convince her that every vote matters
Joshua Rodriguez
Just mailed my Commifornia ballot. Feels good man
Logan Nelson
You know, the usual shit that is used as slander against him in the media. I haven't really asked her to get in depth about it though.
Xavier Diaz
>She described blacks as being "super-predators" >this isn't accurate
>>/reddit/
Hunter Rogers
Trump needs to win this election.
I just don't know how he is going to do it. Hillary isn't some easy push over people have said. She is literally the last stand of the globalists, the establishment, and everyone else keen on taking away more freedoms and liberties. This isn't Jeb, some throw away facade of a politician. This isn't Rubio, or Kasich, or any other number of people the globalists and establishment could control.
This is THE Hillary Clinton. Trump is going to come under fire that will make the primaries look like a joke. Trump is going to have to fight the most crooked, most painfully evil politician America has ever birthed.
Of course, he was the underdog in the primaries, and he came out on top there. Still, I hope that Trump can once again have a miracle victory and defeat Hillary.
It's all coming down to this, and Trump has to weather the storm, and fight back for a grueling 5 months.
Landon Jenkins
Holy shit, how are you getting to vote for Trump in the General Election 6 months in advance? :o
Josiah Taylor
very well-written user good job
Christian Gutierrez
yes, hannity seems to like every republican, cannot think of one he's at odds with. does trump have any known connection or relationship to jim webb?
Well it's pretty easy to refute the basic "racist sexist homophobe islamophobe" shit. I think it'll be pretty easy to redpill her user.
Josiah Nelson
>"econmics" >and reaganomics was monetarist anyway
Nathaniel Jones
>Dems decide to pull Hilldawg for whatever reason >Throw in Biden >yrw you felt the Bern
Jason Edwards
>Even getting mad at "Drumpf" >Even getting mad at "Trumpkin"
It's just bantz, and not very good bantz at that
Ethan Smith
>I hate political correctness >trump needs to say sorry to me
Xavier Thomas
A reminder that Trump knows how to hire the right people
Alexander Morgan
Gohmert is bitching about nothing
Adrian Richardson
Threaten to not do your chores anymore.
Jace Reyes
Whip out my pepper spray and spray the fuck out of her eyes
Run away while blowing my trusty rape whistle I always carry
Get to the voting booth and vote for Hillary. Thank god that I survived another day living under rape culture.
Adrian Nelson
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Tyler Lopez
You realize Hillary is just a moronic old lady protected by scripts and a bubble right
Also if she is so powerful how come she can't get rid of a senile old communist while Trump got his nomination two months before the convention
Kayden Price
This fucking Gutierrez fag on MSNBC needs a stumping.
Charles Campbell
it's 4 month old pasta
Jackson Rivera
That was his point. Greentexting what someone says and posting a picture doesn't mean you're mad. He put in less effort responding to the guy than you did in responding to him, or I did in responding to you, and I'm not mad and I doubt you're mad.
Adam Price
>Trump is going to come under fire that will make the primaries look like a joke.
The media has used up virtually all of its ammo at this part trying to stop him from winning the primaries.
Lets put it this way, Romney, the candidate of zero charisma who didn't even do ANYTHING the last 2 months, almost beat Democrat Jesus. No effort, no charisma, no fandom. Solely by running off of "hey I'm not Obama except for the whole ACA thing."
All that we need to win is ONE of the following:
1. A candidate with 2% more support than Romney (done) 2. A candidate with 2% less support than Obama (done)
Only hope Hillary has is to kill Bill and ride the sympathy vote.
If she isn't willing to spend an hour listening to Mol then just use his arguments.
Jace Ramirez
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Ethan Powell
oh really i'm new here i normally go to reddit and 9gag but this is my new favorite site. I really like the funny memes and holocaust jokes LOL i know you guys aren't serious anyway.. usually
thanks for the info friend
Angel Perry
No it's purely fantasy on my part. Jim was a bit critical of Trump at the beginning but he has been remarkably mute since then, and came out to POLITICO as voting for Trump before Hillary. I think he would fit extremely well with Trump based on his views and his appeal with blue collar democrats (which Trump already kind of has, so maybe it's not as much of advantage but oh well). But he would be poorly received by the TrueConservativesTM so this may not be a good choice to unify the party, unlike say Newt Gringrich or Jeff Sessions. He would also not help a bit with women voters who may be on the fence, and women are Trump's biggest weakness electorally.
Jaxson Ross
I'm pretty mad that you had to explain that.
Justin James
TAY TAY COME OUT AND PLAYYY
Daniel Williams
I hate this Jim Webb VP meme.He would tear the Republican party apart. Rand Paul would be a much better choice, though it sadly doesn't have a chance
Bernie Not a shill. I see it going down as similar to the BLM moment if Trump goes this route, only extended for a period of 4-8 years, likely 4. Bernie campaigning with Trump would basically consist of Trump making fun of Crazy Bernie to the crowd, but ending it with a backslap and a "I'm just kidding champ".
Then Trump would launch into a more serious tone explaining how the two of them can put aside their YUGE differences because they are uniting against Hillary and the DC Establishment.
"But no way in hell is Crazy Bernie getting anywhere near the boss's desk folks, that wall is gonna get built. Bernie can go be in charge of the White House Community Garden" - Trump would end with.
Zachary Roberts
POST YOUR #RARE DONALD'S
Angel Gray
Because the globalists and establishment have kept Bernie around because he is a moron.
All he does is attack Trump for her.
>Establishment vs Establishment >Where it doesn't matter who wins because the same people donate to both sides
Matthew Price
This. I don't give a shit about any of his opinions, he knows normies think he's evil and yet he still talks about trump all the time. Fuck him
Thomas Thomas
>1. A candidate with 2% more support than Romney (done) >2. A candidate with 2% less support than Obama (done) Make it 5% considering the demographics are changing very rapidly, and not to the GOP's favor at all.
Jacob Campbell
welcome newfriend
Just remember that Sup Forums is sarcasm, and anyone who takes anything written here as being the truth is an utter fool
enjoy your stay friendo
Jason Flores
guys, i really think hillary will be so scared she will just choose bernie vp. i'm kinda scared.
Oliver White
Holy shit where did you get that? From his family photo album?
Noah Long
So, I got my voting thing in CA. Is that link in the OP a good way to see who is a good senator to vote for?
Also, it says: >Warning: Voting twice in the same election is a felony and constitutes a crime in the states of california So, if I put the same things for my sister and mother, will that cause any problems? Since we are for Trump, but don't know much about the senators and other details. Though, I'll ask them when doing it.
Luke Lewis
BARRON CONFIRMED FURRY
Hunter Bailey
#KARTED
Joseph Gutierrez
>one hour nigga i got plenty of time, pound the shit out of it, go vote, then do it again.
which is why this election is going to have the biggest turnout in decades. if we fail america is just as cucked as the EU
Connor Collins
Wall Street won't let her. Neither will AIPAC. From the Zionist perspective, Sanders is paradoxically the most anti-Semitic candidate in the race.
Caleb Moore
Based Jeeves
Asher Powell
>Warning: Voting twice in the same election is a felony and constitutes a crime in the states of california >California prosecuting election crimes. They literally legalized illegal beaners voting. Don't worry mate.
Ian Gray
Rare Trump?
Alexander Rivera
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Julian Jones
Yeah but all Bernie does is distract Hillary causing her to attack him and make his supporters hate her while at the same time Trump is making himself more appealing to the Bernie voters >Inb4 Bernie voters vote for Hillary because of Bernie's endorsement that is inevitable Endorsements don't mean shit since Jeb supporters went to Trump when Jeb got out of the race
Ryan Gomez
cool story bro
I'll be visiting you at your home in a few days to follow up on how it all went
