Why don't you own a gun?

Why don't you own a gun?

I do. Quite a few actually.

because i dont trust myself

I do.

This thread is stupid.

Cause I'm a poorfag

I own 8

I'm a poorfag and I own a gun.

i got some

Because a stupid gun hating nigger named John Howard used to run the country.

Why own a gun when you can own a katana?

Because I live in a civilized country that doesn't need automatic machine guns.

How's the beard on your neck coming along?

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Fucking weeb

Because I own 4 guns

>Armed person tries to shoot
>Slices arm off thus disarming him
>Does a large vertical slice cutting him in half
Filthy gaijin.

Because that requires money.

>automatic machine guns
double nigger

I own about 30 guns. Pic related is the closest at hand.

Because I'm a poor faggot

I'm a fucking leaf

My condolences.

> Standing 10ft away
> Armed person shoots
> Hits you in the chest
Sorry weeb lord. Too bad your sword isn't also a gun.

I sleep with a rock hammer next to my bed. It's a vicious weapon if you give it a swing.

Get a Hi Point

They're ugly as fuck but they go bang

Why, whatever for?

OK then. Carry on.

>Get a Hi Point
>They're ugly as fuck but they go bang
>they go bang
You would think so, but you're wrong.

no niggers in my country

You think I have a spare $200. What's it like to be rich?

The gun obviously.

My parrents wont let me. I own a puppy :)

>People's Democratic Republic of Californiastan

Sorry, automatic assault rifles. There.

Or I could throw the katana.

I want to but my aim is shit

I've got two Hi Point pistols and a carbine, never had a problem with any of them

Still getting my finances inorder, should be able to get that 1911 I've been eyeing in like a mouth and a few days.

Don't want to end up using it on myself

>assault rifles
Now you're just making up words.

Whatever you say babykiller.

>I've got two Hi Point pistols and a carbine
I'm sorry

I know the feeling. My roommate owns a gun and it takes everything I have not to stick it in my mouth everytime he goes out.

because I'd rather buy board games.

I won't lose any sleep over inanimate pieces of metal anytime soon hoplophobe.

Hoplophobe? oh so you hate gays too?
Totally didn't see that one from a mile away.

I have insurances.

Don't want one just yet. This'll do for now.

i keep getting drunk and losing them and im afraid some nignog will find it commit a murder and it will get traced back to me

autistim. there is no reason to own more than 3 guns unless you are mentally ill
>rifle, shotgun, pistol
inb4 collector, inb4 anti-aircraft gun for muh rope day, other autism reasons for owning retarded amounts of firearms

cause any moron can use a gun but if you're not properly trained with a sword you'll probably end up chopping your own dick off. plus they are just shit tier home defense unless you live in a castle with huge rooms and not narrow hallways to fight in

bait approved, please proceed

autistic unless like one is a vintage colt 1911 that you take really good care of and only shoot on ranges

oh wait i still own a 1911 but i gave it to my dad it's not original though

you cannot be saved. i hope niggers rob you and arm their hole gang unless you own 29 niggers loyal enough to defend you

>get PAL
>get sks rifle
>smuggle in american parts to replace the shitty 5 round mag and convert to full auto
>get shotgun
>get security guard license
>apply for restricted PAL and write 'armored car guard' on the back of the envelop but keep >your handwriting neat so they don't realize you're mentally ill
leaf can has gun
pretty good tier cause like if someone's breaking in to murder you they probably won't expect you to have a rock hammer. but like if they are coming specifically to murder you they will probably have a gun or they are noob and you can scare them off by barking like a dog, otherwise if they are coming to rob you...
>wake up
>hear intruder
>come screaming out of your room like thor with your rock hammer
>they shit themselves and drop your plasma tv and run straight out of the house
see now your tv is still fucked, you have to clear up a bunch of shit, and fix the holes where the niggers ran straight through the walls of your house

That is a horrible knife for self defense.
Are you in a 1950's biker gang?

nice airsoft gun faggot

Hoplophobia is a political term and not a recognized medical phobia faggot

Cause I live in POCCИЯ

>there is no reason to own more than 3 guns
Says who? You? Fuck straight off. There's no reason to be a cocksmoking faggot but here you are

Doesn't make it less applicable.

You guarding your vaginity there neighbour?

Glawk brand glawk 17 gen2 on my belt

Yes

>i keep getting drunk and losing them
faggot

>Smith & Wesson M&P pistol
>no trigger break
nice fucking toy

Ok. We'll take your word for it.
>You're the CNN of shit posting

But you still have the very real phobia of pieces of metal.

I'm looking for one actually, though it's illegal up here

>those little white dots on the magazines

why don't you own a AA-12 Fully Automatic Shotgun poorfag

Why stick with plastic shit, as the god colt once said guns are to be made of wood and metal.

But I do.

Someone's been watching GarandThumb

Not an argument dickhead.

Where's your license to carry a grenade?

Comes in next week.

And you have a life long, self crippling achievemephobia
And your dominate arm is noticeably larger
and a cease and desist order from your hand

check out the new inforce apl compact for the G19, ideal ccw weaponlight

Not a denial faggot

Goes well with the gun. Looks like its a part of it.

>i own a g-g-gun c-c-cause i-im so e-e-easily t-t-triggered
gun fags once again proved to be autistic neckbearded wizards who will never shoot anything but pieces of paper and maybe some old electronics

my work here is done

go back to /k/ now

Not pulling dumb shit out of my ass, either.

Are you ok now? Did you get it all out of your system? The big bad guns won't scare you anymore little guy.

You're confused. You're thinking about the time you took a shot in the mouth. You gay bitch

You must be 18 or older to post on this board

If it's charge/explosive is less than one-quarter ounce, it legally isn't a grenade.

No it just falls out of your mouth. So you pick the mushrooms or do you wear a toilet paper roll with that key to your vaginity?

Thanks buddy, I was running low.

>using salt based liquid to lube guns

Because even if I have a license for one, I'll get shot 7 times in front of my 4 year old daughter

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I actually own an almost identical gun to your pic OP. I have nicer grips though.

rucham psa jak sra

This guy is correct use the real deal pic related. It's bacon scented

Because I'm a lifelong cuck.

Weeb

I can block bullets with my katana and reflect them, sending them back at the attacker

Think thats rem oil. Whats wrong with it?

What should i buy if i want to just defend my house and shit? Im kinda new to the guns but i own a ak47, because my dad gave it to me when i moved out. I found that ak47 isnt really the most practical gun if some (sand)nigger comes to my house and gets inside.

Yeah, I finally decided that was stupid. Then I did something stupid. No one got hurt. I don't do stupid stuff anymore.

Also...I do quite a few...

Don't discount the AK for home defense if that's all you have, but beware that the 7.62x39 round will pass thru multiple interior walls and remain very lethal. A cheap $200 or $300 pump 12 gauge shotgun loaded up with #1 buckshot is a great home defense option. Simple, easy to use, cheap, readily available ammo, and deadly effective inside a home.

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I too have a Walther PPQ 9mm, good taste friend

Because I'm not a faggot who thinks he needs a gun...?