True cape kino is coming
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True cape kino is coming
i cringed about 40 times in that trailer
thanks mattel-funded piece of shit
I thought Max Steel was just a muscular Chad wearing shorts
They would've been better off doing a grimdark remake of Guyver tbph famalam
>True cape kino
>literally quips ever 5 seconds
Yeah. No.
You left something out.
He is a chad on shorts with turbo adrenaline powers.
Quipkino
I had the max steel action figure, as well as his awesome jet plane that turned into a luge.
I miss it that simple things dont make me happy anymore
>generic straight white male hero in 2016
ugh really?
>Max Steel Official Trailer 1 (2016) - Superhero Movie
>Superhero Movie
So it's a superhero movie then?
This looks like a college class film
For a second I thought he was a Blue Beetle.
Max Power movie when?
>mfw thought it was a Real Steel sequel
FLAGRANT TRANSHUMANISM PROPAGANDA.
>Discount Twilight
>I Am Number Four vibes
>Smoke monster man that somewhat like like the hero is the villain
>Movie takes place in small forest
Is this the next Gem and the Holograms? It looks horrible.
Shame the movie is based on new Max instead of the old one. I want to see Max vs Pseudo terminator and pseudo predator
Wow, another studio cash grab starring a literallywho capeshit "hero" that nobody ever read the comics for. How do they keep finding these deep characters and creating cinematic masterpieces?
>it's a "teenagers can have super power too, but only chads" flick for girls
wtf is this supergirl tier garbage?
waste of my time
>your "insert dead older relative" is a driving force for your greatness.
How fresh. I'm glad they gave Captain SuperSpiderBatKirk a wise-crackin' sassy robot buddy.
>tfw all you'll get is a gay smart watch and RFID chips implanted into your finger so you can spend your goy bux on cheap chinese garbage that gives you ass cancer
>Mattel
>anyone ever doubting that this movie is made for children
HOW IRONIC OF YOU TO "BEMOAN" YOUR MISERY AS A SLAVE TO JEWISH POWER, WHILST BOTH, CALLING YOURSELF A "GOY", AND EXPRESSING A DESIRE FOR A GREATER DEGREE OF TRANSHUMANIST IMPLEMENTATION.
JUST KILL YOURSELF.
is he a hero?
does he has super powers?
>more marvel~esque trash
I legitimately can't believe this is going to be a movie. I mean holy shit it's so cliche it's like it's going for a Guinness record or something. God damn.
i wish i still had mine :/
I thought this was another Spider-Man reboot until the robot appeared.
>Terrible actor
>Almost nothing to do with Max Steel.
OK
Crysis the movie?
It's a kids movie you moron.
Why is Lex Luthor a tiny quip robot now?