True cape kino is coming

True cape kino is coming
youtu.be/Tf4sa0BVJVw

i cringed about 40 times in that trailer
thanks mattel-funded piece of shit

I thought Max Steel was just a muscular Chad wearing shorts

They would've been better off doing a grimdark remake of Guyver tbph famalam

>True cape kino
>literally quips ever 5 seconds
Yeah. No.

You left something out.
He is a chad on shorts with turbo adrenaline powers.
Quipkino

I had the max steel action figure, as well as his awesome jet plane that turned into a luge.

I miss it that simple things dont make me happy anymore

>generic straight white male hero in 2016

ugh really?

>Max Steel Official Trailer 1 (2016) - Superhero Movie
>Superhero Movie

So it's a superhero movie then?

This looks like a college class film

For a second I thought he was a Blue Beetle.

Max Power movie when?

>mfw thought it was a Real Steel sequel

FLAGRANT TRANSHUMANISM PROPAGANDA.

>Discount Twilight
>I Am Number Four vibes
>Smoke monster man that somewhat like like the hero is the villain
>Movie takes place in small forest
Is this the next Gem and the Holograms? It looks horrible.

Shame the movie is based on new Max instead of the old one. I want to see Max vs Pseudo terminator and pseudo predator

Wow, another studio cash grab starring a literallywho capeshit "hero" that nobody ever read the comics for. How do they keep finding these deep characters and creating cinematic masterpieces?

>it's a "teenagers can have super power too, but only chads" flick for girls

wtf is this supergirl tier garbage?

waste of my time

>your "insert dead older relative" is a driving force for your greatness.

How fresh. I'm glad they gave Captain SuperSpiderBatKirk a wise-crackin' sassy robot buddy.

>tfw all you'll get is a gay smart watch and RFID chips implanted into your finger so you can spend your goy bux on cheap chinese garbage that gives you ass cancer

>Mattel
>anyone ever doubting that this movie is made for children

HOW IRONIC OF YOU TO "BEMOAN" YOUR MISERY AS A SLAVE TO JEWISH POWER, WHILST BOTH, CALLING YOURSELF A "GOY", AND EXPRESSING A DESIRE FOR A GREATER DEGREE OF TRANSHUMANIST IMPLEMENTATION.

JUST KILL YOURSELF.

is he a hero?
does he has super powers?

>more marvel~esque trash

I legitimately can't believe this is going to be a movie. I mean holy shit it's so cliche it's like it's going for a Guinness record or something. God damn.

i wish i still had mine :/

I thought this was another Spider-Man reboot until the robot appeared.

>Terrible actor
>Almost nothing to do with Max Steel.
OK

Crysis the movie?

It's a kids movie you moron.

Why is Lex Luthor a tiny quip robot now?