I've got an interview for a telesales job and I don't want to work in fucking telesales...
How can I fuck up the interview without making it seem obvious I don't want the job?
I've got an interview for a telesales job and I don't want to work in fucking telesales...
How can I fuck up the interview without making it seem obvious I don't want the job?
Don't show up to the interview
Well why the fuck did get an interview at a telesales place in the first place then?
If you got no experience then you'll do fine fucking it up already.
Umm, don't show up?
Job center are forcing me into it
I can't as it is for the job center and they won't let me have my scrounge biscuits
What???
If you want a legit answer they're going to ask you how you respond to being told no. Just say accept it and move on
Be yourself
That's some pretty solid advice
Talk about your extensive relationship with jesus christ with as sexual undertones as possible.
I'm too charismatic though
Little dab o' speed is just the ticket...
Definitely go in for the kiss.
The job assistance office gets him the interviews. He's not allowed to say no to a job or they boot him from the program. They call and ask why he didn't get the job and they say he bombed it, he's out of the program
He is a German welfare scum. Jobcenter forces people into work who have received welfare for long enough. Many people try to avoid going to work since life is good on welfare in Germany
I don't have speed I need to leave in 20 minutes
Ah I'd guessed it was the British job force system.
That's British scum I'll have you know and I did 2 months unpaid work experience. It's not that I don't want to work, it's that I don't want to work in telessales
Telesales and marketing are the less wealthy versions of lawyers and stock speculations.
And I fucking hate all 4 categories.
Thanks for making me happy, user. Everyone will lose their morale in telesales, because it naturally is immoral. And I hope you will have your morale intact, when you in the future leave the job again, hopefully for something better.
OP, you should take the job. Welfare is hurting the community. So here are your options, Where 1 is the best option
1. Get a better job
2. Take the job you have applied to
3. Kill yourself
4. Dont work and live of welfare and fuck your community in the ass while you shitpost on Sup Forums for the rest of your life.
Outline your experience in unrelated areas of expertise, in as positive tones as possible. This tells them that you want to work but would be more useful in another position in the company besides on the phones.
Talk if a high monotone voice. Problem solved.
Called it lol
Arrive late. Blame public transport.
Even if you ace the interview, you'll have made a bad first impression and will be turned down.
Truly a failsafe plan.
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Bro this genuinely happened with me last week
Put the worst references in the world. I.e. Your druggy freind
Say you can't handle pressure
Say you can't handle angry customers on the phone
Say you have a fraud charge
Happy failing
Tri force old school rep
Criticise a former boss. Interviewers fucking hate that.