Fix it

Fix it

FOR YOU

I can't

You can't, too much shitposting from trolls/contrarians have run this place into the ground

>remove Television
>replace Film with Kino

solved.

/cpsht/

ban Sup Forums
ban Sup Forums and all its run off boards
ban Sup Forums
ban Sup Forums
ban /fit/
ban wannabe Sup Forums(aka Sup Forums)
b̶a̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶r̶o̶n̶e̶s̶ ̶g̶e̶n̶e̶r̶a̶l̶ ̶s̶i̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶k̶e̶e̶p̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶s̶e̶l̶v̶e̶s̶ ̶q̶u̶a̶r̶a̶n̶t̶i̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶a̶g̶r̶e̶e̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶s̶a̶i̶d̶ ̶w̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶b̶e̶g̶g̶e̶d̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶r̶a̶s̶h̶y̶ ̶/̶s̶o̶c̶/̶ ̶t̶h̶r̶e̶a̶d looks like its dead now so nevermind for this one
ban mobile network posting from the site/make it only people with a Sup Forums pass can post from mobile networks
give youtube its own board
block european isp/ips from posting certain hours
a good amount of Australia can't post on Sup Forums because of that one guy so do the same here
convince hiro to do that thing where the site doesn't show up on google results or if possible just for Sup Forums
trial board: /superheroes/ or /film/

>block european isp/ips from posting certain hours
hmmm

ban gays

Just ban that CP creep already.

ban Sup Forums

just like HOW IT USED TO BE FUCKING MOOT

What happened to /film/ i thought that was a thing?

Think about it. Once they started swarming the site in the 2010s thanks to the world cup it went downhill on a whole different level than before

It seems like there are only 3-4 mods for Sup Forums and none of them really cares enough to be here for more than 10 minutes at a time every few hours, which is pathetic really when you realize that you get cunny, porn and other Sup Forums tier edgy spam every few minutes
But even if you somehow manage to drive away the shitposters the fact remains that this board still has the shittiest, most pedestrian taste of any interest board

What's wrong with it

instaban off topic threads and add word-filters.

Word-filters work. Look at how quickly it called FAMM, ESSEMAYCH and TEEBEEAYCH

You can't. You can't stop it.

Number of days between 10 million posts
Sup Forums made on 04/06/06
10 million - 06/10/10 (after 1526 days)
20 million - 12/20/11 (after 558 days)
30 million - 02/13/13 (after 421 days)
40 million - 12/28/13 (after 318 days)
50 million - 10/27/14 (after 303 days)
60 million - 08/16/15 (after 293 days)
70 million - 05/25/16 (after 283 days)
80 million - 01/29/17 (after 249 days) [projected]

Keep projecting.

Jesus christ

We've reached peak cuck.

The eternal September never ends :(

Ban GoT threads

GoT never hurt anybody

ban Sup Forums, ban reddit

ban Sup Forums

does anybody actually have a solution that doesn't requiring banning people they disagree with/find annoying?

Bam this guy

ban this guy

Ban this man

Ban the mods

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Haha I remember this meme. It's from that 80s movie.

So, you're wondering how best to fix Sup Forums? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Canadian pedophile that created the bot, that spams pictures of young child models relentlessly on Sup Forums. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Canadian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix Sup Forums.

2012 was a great year for waifus.

I hate you

no, that's how you kill Sup Forums

He's the only one keeping the original spirit alive

STOP BANNING ME FOR BAN EVASION YOU SHIT CUNT MODS ITS ENTRAPMENT YOU MAKE ME DO IT

Thanks. Now there is at least one person that isn't indifferent towards me.

ban me

Its simple. We bring a mix of the Sup Forums and /rk9/ bots. That's all you need to do, just bring it in for a couple of months.

The original spirit of Sup Forums wasn't less than mindlessly reposting the same stupid shit endlessly.

The term for that, before it started calling itself "board culture," was, "THE CANCER KILLING Sup Forums"

how about mods stop banning based on fucking file names you stupid retards punishing everyone who posts the same pic as some retard who got banned. it makes my blood boil how retarded these mods are

You can easily by pass it

is the cuck market expected to crash?

sicne when do they ban based on filename?

make it so you can't post on Sup Forums if you post on another board

Ban celeb worshipers and waifufags.

>The original spirit of Sup Forums wasn't less than mindlessly reposting the same stupid shit endlessly.

I posted this pic and got a ban evasion

Then more shitposting will flood Sup Forums

When the day of the rope comes, you'll be the first to die, pedoshitter.

Ban /po/

Boo this man

if all the shitposters want to post on Sup Forums exclusively (which they won't) then the other boards will have less shitposting as a result
the problem with Sup Forums is that "containment boards" never work because of crossboard posting, this is one possible solution for that problem

ban Sup Forums

>The term for that, before it started calling itself "board culture," was, "THE CANCER KILLING Sup Forums"

The rest of y'all know
I wonder if that Swedenigger is happy that Sup Forums is finally the meme board

More likely you were using an IP that had been banned

Sup Forums has become a shitposting ground for Sup Forums, Sup Forums and Sup Forums. It's beyond repair. Bring back /film/ and let it be slow.

just delete Sup Forums for about 3 months then bring it back

Sup Forums here
we are a board of peace
#notall/pol/acks

N

>t. Moderator wannabe. I sent applications but didn't get called.

how do you even get a hold of this data?

Stop shoving Sam Hyde into everyone's mouths and maybe we'll leave you alone.

>JUST
>capeshit whining
>Star Wars shit rumors
>cuckposting
>Star Wars shit whining
>Ghostbusters whining
>shitty show general
>shitty show that has a general not being made to use general
>nu-male
>capeshit company wars
>/r9k/
>celeb said this on social media whining
>gender / race of cast whining
>AYO HOLE UP
>interracial porn
>capekino
>"movies women will never understand"
>SJW falseflagging
>waifu thread
>"Me on the left"
>Sup Forums
>pedo thread
>"is it kino?"
>Who will play [unrelated to film & television] in the inevitable biopic?
>eceleb trash
>[unrelated to film & television] black person doing anything
>reddit
>JEWS
>celebrity's personal lives drama
>persecution complex whining
>thinly veiled Trump shilling
>"What did [unrelated to film & television] mean by this?"
>WE WUZ
>unflattering pic of celebrity
>screencap + forced meme from shitty movie
>HOWEVER
>Really makes you think
>screencap of RT score of blockbuster
>Late night talk show host is... *Sup Forums leans forward in anticipation*.... a cuck! *Sup Forums erupts in applause*

Ban it all

Immediately, permanently range-ban all Sup Forums and Sup Forums crossposters

make it so you have to wait 180 seconds between posts. You can make a thread once a day.

The most humane thing to do would be to kill it entirely and rebuild upon it's ashes.

>/film/ - Film & Motion Picture (with actual rules)
>Sup Forums - Television & Series
>Sup Forums - Comic Book Media & Cartoons (incl. capeshit)
>/im/ - Internet Media
>/cel/ - Celebrity Discussion (literally rids boards of waifushit why hasn't this been done)

it's already perfect

Sup Forums really is the most delusional board on Sup Forums

Sup Forums was a mistake.

Great counterargument.

It's actually a good idea but the idea that the mods would go through with it is stupid beyond belief

Obviously they wouldn't do shit. I'm only speaking idealistically.

Daily reminder this board died to Sup Forums and Sup Forums crossposting memers who think the entireity of Sup Forums is where they can spam memes created on one board is open to spam on any other board.

Also, constant Big Brother, Game of Plebs, etc came from Sup Forums and started the initial snowball in 2012, brought in Facebook normies, and forced Bane harder than anyone else.

Sup Forums brings in nowadays anime and "MDE" (whatever that is) and other Sup Forums theorycrafting bullshit about their "What if X game was a movie?".

This place is dead. It can never be fixed. Its just spamming grounds for faggots. All of Sup Forums is dead by proxy, there are no "slow" boards anymore besides maybe /t/ and /qa/.