How many dudes you know roll like this?

How many dudes you know roll like this?
How many dudes you know flow like this?

Not many, if any.

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not openly

I know a guy who always acts like a flamboyant faggot but keeps insisting he's straight. I don't know if he's in denial about himself or just not out of the closet.

How many dudes you know got the skills to go aaaarock a show like this?

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oh boy

Uh uh, uh uh
I don't know anybody

You can be flamboyant but straight.

How does one take their own dick?

none. I don't even know a single guy who could do that with a normal sized girl.
but big, muscular tops manhandling their bottoms sure are a great sight!

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that would involve an amount of flexibility that would make me uncomfortable

get one of those make your own dildo things and cast yourself. you could probably get one custom made with a cumtube

no, he acts gay. like trying to flirt with guys, seeking physical contact with men, talking about sucking dick, etc.
always followed by a "heh, I'm just joking dude, no homo".

it is possible that he's just a really jokey guy...
probably just gay tho

In truth I have seen it done. The guy even finished inside himself.
I must learn more about this.
I used to act like that. Your friend is in denial. It could take a while for him to be honest with himself. It took me years.

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I want to be the middle wolf.
can you imagine what it would feel like to get fucked in the ass and getting your cock sucked at the same time? that has to multiply the intensity of your orgasm!

sounds like they're lowkey actually a homo

that's uncomfortable

He twisted his balls around in front of his dick and sort of sat on it. It looked uncomfortable.
Related videos on pornhub have lead me to some strange places.

I would be interested to see this, got a link or a title or anything?

I don't but you could probably find it if you look up self fuck.

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luckily i'll never have to see it

aw I missed my Snuffleupagus I can not even believe this

>a cock in your ass and a mouth around your own dick
there needs to be a tag for something like this!

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Believe it!
Sorry, I couldn't resist.

habeeb it

gotta love that broken arm fetish

I think his arms are supposed to be just bend far back from above his head.
but that angle still looks uncomfortable.

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I've been growing a moustache lately. I don't like how they look but I hate shaving my upper lip.

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how do I always find these when they're dead

you are all faggots.

dead?

You're a closet necrophiliac.

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2 posts in 10 minutes looked pretty dead

oh no, my secret

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No worries. That still doesn't make you the biggest pervert here.

what would it take to be

If you think that's bad you should have seen the /vg/ thread I used to post in.
It was common for it to get one post an hour for the sole purpose of keeping it from being pruned.

I don't feel like staring in to the abyss today.

OH MY IT'S ANOTHER FAGGOT THREAD

Idk y but real gay porn repulses me but when is like this I have no issue with it

we're all busy fapping

generally threads that go that long without posts on Sup Forums are over, I guess different boards have different thread lifespans

aww, ok

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I really hope at least one of you guys is as bored as I am right now

You'll learn on your own.

I've been staring at a spreadsheet all morning, so arguably.

Also that better be a cat*boy*.

bump

please kill me

Are you assuming their gender?

I'll kill you with kindness.

No I'm asking and hoping it is male.

how dare everyone

but I don't want to

Oh. I haven't asked them, you can do it if you like.
and like I meant with fire or a gun or something

It'll happen regardless.

Listen, do you want the job done or not?

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I think I'll take my business elsewhere tbh

You'll accept my offer or I'll fucking kill you.

anyone got any idea of how to get rid of depression? or at least how to fight it...

no

ohhh, you're no fun

Step 1: Don't ask armchair psychiatrists in Sup Forums

You're dead, kiddo.

suicide is the answer tbh
no seriously though go find a counselor and get them to do CBT with you and also start smoking weed (or if you already smoke weed, stop smoking weed)

who even are you

Tying me up and fucking me like that would do wonders for mine!

my pathetic dick could not satisfy my own Ass Hole

I'm asking for experiences with fighting depression. we're on fucking Sup Forums, that should be a common topic here!

I dont actually reply in these threads, mostly lurk, but why are you depressed maybe getting out of your chest is the first step to get better m8

I am very fun. But this is a serious issue.

Who even are you?

This would make an amazing epitaph or suicide note.

Doesn't mean you'd get any legit answers other than the blatantly obvious ones.

luna sarah izzy dawn lily butterfly

Ew, Canuck.

tying someone up and fucking him like that would probably also help me.
pounding his ass over hours until both of us cum sounds likea good way to fight depression.
where do you live?

ok but who are you

it probably wouldnt help depression sorry

Another shitposter, really.

No where near you, probably.

I'd love to be your lil bitch, though.

why does it have to be serious

My angel

that's a bad angle to attack depression from, it probably won't do anything

no obvious reason besides the usual ones (lonely, no friends, no perspective in life, etc)
I feel so lonely and forgotten that I just wanna die.
my experience from past events tells me this state of mind will be gone in an hour or two, but until then there nothing I can do...

sup

The darkness within mankind is not to be taken lightly. Especially if they're god damned furries.

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you never love me anymore
am i not good enough for you

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meh, at least there's someone to cuddle with afterwards. or play vidya with. or be embarrassed with.

Maybe you should do a course of something you like, maybe guitar lessons or painting whatever it takes you out of your pc, maybe star running or such, i am talking from experience.
And i would be your friend user :) so dont kys

wretched siren

that won't solve your problems

i love you my bean
hug me

You sound perfect! I want a nerdy Dom!

that reminds me i rolled for dick size in dnd and got a jellybean

*hug*

oh fine, you win