/gg/ - Guitar and Bass General

Helping Hands Edition

How do I start learning guitar?
>justinguitar.com

Suggested Practice Routine:
>i.imgur.com/yfgsTaq.png

Guitar chords and inversions
>chordbook.com/guitar-chords/

String tension calculator (D'Addario-based):
>stringtensionpro.com/

Music theory:
>musictheory.net/lessons

Hal Leonard's Bass Method:
>mediafire.com/file/sayviwqxfcxfjon/

Steve Vai's Ten Hour Workout
>mediafire.com/download/kzw6kjuocgicwks/Ten_Hour.pdf

Guthrie Govan's Creative Guitar 1 & 2
>mediafire.com/download/bn8803xzlrbds3b/Guitar1.rar
>mediafire.com/download/9uhtufuf3z9cx8m/Guitar2.rar

Advancing Guitarist - Mick Goodrick
>mediafire.com/download/cvfno10fv4lf4a8

Chord Chemistry - Ted Greene
>mediafire.com/download/61n5op7eiifxztg

Mickey Baker's Jazz Guitar
>mediafire.com/download/zq35xorj2iaqh22

Modern Chord Progressions: Jazz and Classical Voicings for Guitar - Ted Greene
>mediafire.com/download/oflu4wdwofhqqtb

Jazz Guitar: Single Note Soloing Vol. 1 & 2- Ted Greene
>mediafire.com/download/07o65qdh5in1nsq
>mediafire.com/download/jmu86f7dj8bdxcd

Impulse Response Pack
>mediafire.com/download/svtfxjtillrdwt8/Gods Cab 1.3.rar
>mediafire.com/download/4n28zkjw0zgmdj9/ASEM RECTO V30 L2.wav

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first for stoner rock

is crazyaga a bad guy

two guys playing one guitar is a fetish of mine.

quit stealing my shit you fucking nigger

Any good electric guitar players that use fingerpicks?

freddie king

I only play bass with a pick

first for nobody needs to learn theory

you ready geeeeeeeee geeeeeeeeeeeeee

Does /gg/ have the deepest lore of any general on Sup Forums?

This place is worse than reddit btw

inb4 stay there

Daily reminder:
GG is full of poor faggots who despite guitar and love chinese chugging instruments.

/gg/ would be goudl if you had to have a made in USA instrument to post.

lol

watch this then

>started playing guitar when I was a teenager
>seemed like a cool way to express yourself musically
>got really good
>considered accomplished even by professionals I sometimes associate with
>as I mature musically I realize writing guitar based music is rudimentary, simplistic and creatively limited compared to the infinite possibilities a laptop based DAW offers now
>as I mature musically I slowly realize how uninteresting most guitar based music actually is
>as I mature socially I come to realize most people have long since stopped caring about guitar based music too
>mfw guitar might as well be an accordion or a harpsichord now
>pic related: mfw I know in my heart I wasted my time on this instrument
>mfw I wish I could have all that time I wasted back
don't end up like me kids, save yourselves from my fate

>tfw guitar is dead

breaks my heart senpaitachi

among many others according to your wife's son

>implying accordions and harpsichord aren't cool
quality over quantity I always say. A computer program might have infinitely more sounds than guitar but none of them make me feel the same way as BB Kings vibrato. With a computer you are simply commanding it to make music instead of making it yourself, it feels disconnected.

that's one

REMINDER

RIGHTIES CAN'T COMPETE

top kek shitplank fa/gg/s BTFO

Throw a Strat down the stairs, still in tune, plug it in, works great.

Throw a Gibson down the stairs, headstock snaps off immediately, can't plug it back in because the input also snapped out, can't tune it because you didn't download the latest patch for the robot on the back of the headstock.

the difference is the person throwing the strat down the stairs was doing it on purpose

>throw a guitar down the stairs
>it breaks
>throw a concertina down the stairs
>its fine
lol why are you fags waisting your time on these stringfag instruments?

As opposed to the gent that ''accidentally'' threw his Gibson down the stairs.

Was the damn'dest thing.

>drop concertina down one step
>it keeps falling like a slinky and never stops

lmao fag

which take is best
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Why aren't you playing classical or flamenco anons?

oh fuck shitplank players confirmed pussy ass bitches 4 lyfe
epiphone bantz ftw

Psh, how do you relic YOUR guitars?

>when he saw people actually saying they love my music
> actually composed music that people seem to love
>the "out of key" parts were intentional
>blueprints of my music


I almost missed his top quality shitposting

>He owns a Les Paul
>He owns a "metal" guitar

If you own anything but a Fender, Gretsch, or Gibson...then you're a disgusting fucking pleb

Poorfag syndrome

More like HumCuckers am I right? I'll stick to my single coils.

Single coils are for permavirgins.

oh my word
this some ancient knowledge Illuminati shit right here
really thinking over here right now

>if you own anything other than a Gibson
Gibson makes the Les Paul dumbass

luckily nobody knows what string trees are for amirite?

Is anybody else sexually attracted to their guitar? Often I'll get a boner when I feel the smooth, perfect contours of the neck and even the shine and luster of the finish is enough to get me stiff. Sometimes I can't help it and I end up rubbing my dick all over it. I've thought about covering the body in plastic wrap and jerking off on her, but I know if I take that next step the degeneracy will only deepen

The jester font really sold it to me

Yeah no shit, retard. Anything other than a Gay Paul you fagogt fuck

not even funny you fucking dork

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ys

>Poorfags justification for not being able to afford a 1 piece neck

I bet your little dick can even fit the jack input

dele
t.his

>not even funny you fucking dork
I'm one hundred percent serious. I know the picture is a bit of a meme, but that's what came up when I typed in "sexually attracted to guitars -girls" in google.

someone pls, have to pick one

Used to hug my acoustic and lay in bed with it but it was just because it was roughly the size of a person and I was in a heavy >tfw no gf phase

>anything but the Les Paul
>SG is a metal guitar
>ES isn't
>Archtop isn't
>Explorer is a metal guitar
>Flying V is a metal guitar
>Firebird isn't
>they make double neck shit
most of what Gibson makes is for metal

rude

Yeah hence ">He plays a "metal" guitar"

Fuck off brainlet, you can't even comprehend English ...how the fuck are you ever going to make good music?

Go listen to Steve Vai or something

>suddenly ITT
>hey guys have you ever sticked your guitar in your butt?
>sick sustain dude

I'm gonna call you 8mm because that's the hardest projection i've ever read.

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lets cut the middle man

whoever made that needs to die

>Telewanker
>Gibson Shitg

>no wammy wigglers
Trash

I can only play with a metronome at higher BPMs. If the tempo is 78 BPM I can only play with a metronome at 156 BPM. What do?

sum1 help pls,,, have to choose one
am willing to pay with dickpics

No, but I have stuck a dildo to one and rode it into oblivion. Haven't tried playing it while doing that...yet.

Threadly reminder that crazyaga told us he has a super high IQ that rises exponentially by the second, so we should all get butfucked and filled with his superior 10000 IQ race micropeen

if the tempo is 78bpm you what?

Tempo is slow = struggle to keep beat, tempo is fast = easy to keep beat

>wammy wigglers
wut

found the perfect guitar for all you jerks itt grrrrrr

m8 they're called cheeky tremblers

then practice at slower tempos you hack

Threadly reminder that crazyaga told us he has a super high IQ that rises exponentially by the second, so we should all get butfucked and filled with his superior 10000 IQ race micropeen
I know this is you.

Some people call them sizzle sticks

Samuel should buy this guitar to make Crazygaga cry

fuck off crazyaga

I go completely retarded though, and I'm pretty sure I have a disability with low tempos

is it a problem if the way earth circles the sun makes me feel dizzy? and a little gay too?

>I have a disability with lower tempos
That's just an excuse for the fact you haven't practiced with a metronome at all and you can get away with it at wanker tempos.
Search for JTC's Al Joseph alternate picking masterclass, has a regime based on timing.

>BULLY PLAYING AN SG

HAHAAHHAHAHAHA

I DON'T THINK SO

of course you go, you never practiced it, fuckin hack

what does his regimen consist of? doing the same stuff at 60bpm?

If you can play it to an eighth note click you can play it to a quarter note click. Imagine the clicks in between before you start playing

It's literally in the name you unfunny jester

Yeah starts at more or less 60 bpm. But gets fast because he makes you go trough all sub-divisons of the beat at whatever tempo you're at, then you can start increasing.
Give it a go, it's on Audioz so no monies need to be spent.

fuck off matanken

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Inb4
>regimen
Welcome back, Samuel, at least you try to become a better player instead of fagging around the threads like crazyaga

have you ever noticed hows that an acronym for

man taken

*hint hint wink wink
>sorry big boi but this man is already taken fufufu

more like goyim taken lol

Redpill me on shortscales /gg/

but that was fagging around

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>such an awfully cutout png

they're great, buy all of them
bought a jag with dimarzio humbuckers

*fa/gg/ing around

>look ma I posted it again!

that's a common trick for slower tempos. instead of bumping the metronome up try keeping it at the slower tempo and count the upbeat in your head, and/or just tap your foot along with it. sooner or later you won't need to count and you'll just feel it.

it gets weirder and weirder the slower you try to play though, but the truth is you are almost never going to play songs that are like 40bpm. i don't think anyone can actually feel a beat out that slow without doubling it up in their head, it's just too unnatural.

never posted that before

What kind of Jaguar is that? A Custom shop? I'm assuming it's recent because it's pictured next to those Mustangs from last year.

Don't be humble, son.
You liked /gg/, you liked playing guitar, you did what needed to be done, you raw-dogged crazyaga when /gg/ needed it.

a pleb tier reissue

ok thanks dad

Fuck no, but I do make a lot of jokes about my guitar being my gf
>I'm so fucking lonely