This is considered an elite athlete in burgerland

>this is considered an elite athlete in burgerland

He's in better shape than you fatty

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Brady could literally ass rape your little brown ass Pedro.

I guess burgers are just good at throwing

PERFECT

>brady not juiced to the gills
>still absolutely dominating

truly the goat

For one, checkdown babbies aren't elite
For two, all the skinny/ripped QBs are a shit

I have approximately the same body type as Tom Brady.

Now if only I could throw a football...

but he's shown you don't even need to do that
all you gotta do is destroy the evidence and you keep your job

Thank you jebus success and riches here I come!

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APOLOGIZE

>Burgers are so nonathletic...
>mfw

Check 'em

where the fuck is his chest

He looks like a fast food attendant with this cap and jersey

"fries and a cheese burger for table 3"

looks like a typical dyel numale

It's a skill position he doesn't need to be in good shape so long as he can stand immobile in the pocket and stay protected.

You don't need to be a 6'7" jacked motherfucker to be an NFL QB. That was a meme started by homosexual talent scouts with muscle fetishes back in the early 90s and persists to this day.

>Ameriswims

>cold war olympics mattering at all

why do you hate on your own country on Sup Forums?

what do you really get out of that?

>implying Im an Amerifat

Letting your cuck universities pay for my degree :^)

Not an arugment

>tfw wide hipbones

Explain why divegrass players look like fucking nu-males then

Niggers like Jewnaldo need not apply

Oh look its another
>muh soccer players are more in shape cause they have an Auschwitz tier six pack

You have to go back.

not an argument

Make me, Ameridiabetic.

It really shows being a good quaterback requires no physics, just a good eye and good throwing abilities.

Euros could literally dominate that position, with all our hand based sports.

What is Mexico even good at? Be honest.

committing crimes

I dont know, Im not mexican. Stay mad Americoronaryheartdisease

there's some fat because it's cushion to take hits

lol

>Mexican
>genetic predisposition towards having a shit heart and obesity

pick two

this

The list of sports that anyone else is good at:
Football/soccer
Wrestling
Cricket?

I'm genuinely interested in where you're from because the only way it's less expensive for you to get an education in the US -- even with subsidies and bursaries -- is to have a full ride scholarship

I'm from India you nigger

>tfw unironically in better shape than this

does anyone here have a healthy bmi except me?

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youre a fat lsoer and failure at life lOL little manlet ass white ni66a you aint shit hoe

>bmi
>not going by body fat %

Kill yourself you little cuck

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I'm 6'1" and weight 165 lbs

i don't feel like measuring the circumference of my limbs

also, i look pretty fit in the mirror

are you two upset or something?

Why are you calling me a nigger, Jasmeet

>being so vain/insecure that you need to make an autistic post like this

also, hello mr skeltal

>being fat

its ok dorito-breath

m8, I'm in good shape, but I'm not gonna jizz on my own stomach about it on a fresco relief and sculpture forum

except you just did

checkmate faggot go kys now

;)

he's bulking over the summer you shitlord, not like you would know anything about that type of thing considering you've probably never worked out before in your life.

being skinnier than him doesn't mean you're in better shape. So you have less body fat? Doesn't mean shit if he can run faster than you, is stronger than you, quicker than you, can throw better than you, and in general is just more athletic than you. His heart and cardiovascular system are probably 1000x as efficient as yours is so I fail to see how your less body fat makes you healthier in any way.

by the way he could probably lose the fat in a month and underneath it would be a body of pure muscle, guarantee it

Yuropoors ignoring this harder then their refugee problem

APOLOGIZE

>gets BTFO
Th that doesn't count! REEEEEE

>threats of gay sex
>racism

Wow America's only 2 comebacks rolled into one post just 4 posts in. Throwing Hail Mary's already Aaron?

>a European all star team would still get BTFO by USA's b team in basketball
>Europeans use the American college 3 point line

Healthy young athlete takes a vacation during the off season. Gets pumped full of food and semen, doesn't feel good and changes - FAT! Many such cases.