What would you do if you had a time machine?

what would you do if you had a time machine?

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stain those mountaintops

Kill Garx Marx

Jeff pls go.

skip forward to trump's inauguration

She was so cute. Damn Nazis.

Fucking cancer thread fuck off op

Go back in time and call Jesus a filthy kike.

I already went back and fucked Mary so there's that
my kid turned out alright but I'm very angry with what you faggots did to him

Bang anne frank

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M-moar

Kill the man who made/invented wheel.

Go back to last Thursday night and pay my phone bill on time.

You sure you wouldn't kill the man who made/invented the toilet?

I already did.

Go back and stop myself from getting tinnituts. Also from making out with that infected chick.

>implying everything you know is wrong

POO
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someone else would invent it

it's not exactly a difficult thing to come up with

>not going back to invent the first toilet in india
you had one job poo

why are the swastikas backward

without marx, hitler may not have become hitler

I'd kill the Bolsheviks

>what would you do if you had a time machine?
Go back 5 months ago when mother was alive, and tell her that i love her.

Make sure the Frankfurt School takes a shower at Auschwitz.

Shoot Ms. Frank and burn that diary (assuming it was actually written by her).

Travel to the year 2004 to shitpost about it on Sup Forums

Shit, user

Im sorry for your loss

Hopefully this putin puppy will help cheer you up a bit

kill adam and eve

>go back in time
>save Anne Frank
>marry her and have a loving family
>she thinks i saved her
>but really without her diary Jews can't push her story on our youth
>live happily ever after with one less tool for jews to use

Go forward and see whether we ever live out no mans sky style of space exploration or die on this planet after some world war/nuclear problem.

Kill Ishmael

Tell the Founding Fathers to outlaw African slavery and import more English and European workforce.

I want to commit a 1940's Germany crime.

>what would you do if you had a time machine?
1) Use my powers of historical knowledge to become the emperor of Rome
2) Kill all the jews
3) Continue to worship the benevolent Greek Gods

I cringe any time I see historically inaccurate Nazi uniforms.

But the Greek Gods are such assholes, though. That Athena bitch got angry because some slut was better at spinning cloth.

Fuck young hillary clinton in the asshole.

Vote for Hitler

i would show lincoln pictures of black neighbourhoods

poop in places that would leave people confused for all eternity

The Greek gods were in human form because they idolized the beauty of the body. the pagan god of the joos is a burning bush that drowns people and makes them wander through deserts.

This is by far the best answer. I guess we admited turkey to nato for a reason.

I'd fuck her

is that a wojak version of evola

2nd best answer so far.

Kike

Go back a few months and buy as many of Jeb!'s guacobowls I can get my hands on.

And then, after he drops out, I would take a shit in all of them and mail them back to him.

Prevent my birth.

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I'd bio engineer sand worms like the ones from the movie tremors, and put them in the middle east around 2000 B.C. to kill all the kikes and mudslimes.

Then I'd give marco polo and colombus a shipment of blankets with the black plague to take to asia and america respectably.

We're never going to space, we're never even going to find a way of maintaining current standards of living. Do you know of anything that can replace oil and coal? If you actually look into it, there's nothing.

It's more likely we'll just revert to a ~1800ad agrarian society though.

Kill Evita and Peron aka Save Argentina.

Find out how causality works across time and whether it is actually possible to pull me up by my own bootstraps

>no results for kill Hitler
Stormfags have overrun this board

I hate hitler but no oldfag ever would have said kill hitler.

I think you are mirssing the purpose. You

faggot

I would

I'd hit the beard, man. I'd come up with some plan to get him when he was weakest, around the time he started his batshit religion and had few followers.

Excellent 9gag meme. The Hillary super PAC has deposited 2 shekels into your account

but I'm in a time machine, it's always set to go forward, I even have a clock that measures it, or maybe time measure's the clock's progress. either way though senpai

But I am a strong independent Kurd who dont need no roach

Go back and tell Hitler it's the Muslims that want to destroy Germany

Go sideways and bring back all manner of supernatural items and advanced technology to this timeline.

What do you mean, going BACK to invent the first Indian toilet?

Go back in time and make sure my parents never met, therefore never having me.

bring niggers back to when they WUZ KANGZ N SHEIT and leave without them

Show Lenin the future of the USSR

Do you not realize the paradox in that you stupid freaking leaf?

Stupid fucking leaf

Just a fucking leaf

I never asked for this

Dumb leaf knows nothing about paradoxes

Channel all your sadness and resentment into hating Muslims. Godspeed brother.

I hope you die in that fire in Canada you fucking leaf

Give this man a job in Hollywood!


I'd rather go foward than back in time.

JUST

A

FUCKING

LEAF

Stop lincoln's assasination.
No more blacks in america.

>you had one job
>not going back to invent Reddit in Canada

>what would you do if you had a time machine?
go back 2000yrs and hide random modern tech all around the pyramids. Return to present and dig them up, get a retard kangz 'n sheeit show on The History channel

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>calling unas niggers
Don't insult them please.

Youhavetogoback.webm

It actually was you nigger

>The ancient Indus Valley Civilisation of South Asia, including current day Pakistan and Northwest India, was prominent in hydraulic engineering, and had many water supply and sanitation devices that were the first of their kind.

>Among other things, they contain the world's earliest known system of flush toilets. These existed in many homes, and were connected to a common sewerage pipe. Most houses also had private wells. City walls functioned as a barrier against floods.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanitation_of_the_Indus_Valley_Civilisation

I love you. Marry me?

just a fucking burger

i'd have consensual sex in the missionary position with your mom so that you wouldn't be born.

fucking burger I will never marry you

Just a fucking burger, I hope you die in the yellowstone volcano

good, i only like Finland's memes anyways

Just a fucking transgender black burger bitch

>an increase in their past population would lead to a massive increase of their current population

I'm depressed and I'm starting to think life is pointless

Just a big fat assaholic burger bitch, I AM NOT GAY

There are no time paradoxe. Just world lines

El Psy Congrooo

Destroy the fathers of communism, like Marx.

Destroy the Goethe University of Frankfurt and all the students and staff there--this is to destroy the Frankfurt School of thought and to ensure no disciples of the commies survives.

Destroy the Bolsheviks.

Destroy China.

Destroy the Middle East.