ITT: Bad movies that you unironically like

I don't care that it has nothing to do with the comic. This is Keanu's best movie except for all the other ones.

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>bad

>bad

Advent Children, dat comfy nostalgia

>bad

Their Satan is one of my favorite representations ever put to film.

Best angel/gabriel at least

>constantine
>not bad

bad taste, the thread.

>bad
nah. This is one of the better capeshit movies, desu.

>implying
How exactly was Constantine bad?

That is how you utilize Tilda Swinton's otherworldly sort of androgyny to create an interesting mystical figure. Not fucking making her a shaolin monk for no reason.

being a contrarian faggot: the post

Yeah, no. Constantine is K I N O as fuck.

Its bad in the sense of an adaptation. Comic John is more of an asshole, smokes a lot more, has blonde hair, and Papa Midnite is more of a crime lord. That said, its still a fun Keanu movie. And to answer your question OP, Dracula Untold

>tfw you spent 10 years without knowing there was a post-credits scene

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Wow you read an IGN top 10 list good job

I really liked this movie, and not just for the soundtrack.

>tfw no sequel starring Angeleboeuf

>Tron Legacy
>bad

Fuck that. Tron Legacy was awesome.

I AM THE MASTER OF THE CLIT!

I fucking love this movie.
it's one of those movies that doesn't go out of its way to explain it's little things. it has an incredible attention to detail and unlike movies nowadays it doesn't hand hold the viewer.
as well it's an excellent adaptation of the source material. I'm a big hellblazer fan and I always thought John Constantine would be hokey as fuck if done wrong. just look at the tv series...

>bad

Pretty much all of Kevin Smith's catalogue falls into this category for me. Except for Clerks and Chasing Amy, which I enjoyed but are actually fairly good movies. Fuck Jersey Girl and Cop Out though, and I haven't seen Yoga Hosers.

I agree with this, haven't seen Jersey Girl or Cop Out though.

It was enjoyable but it was still a bad movie. You can like a bad movie. Many do.

Obligatory.

>bad

How so?

>tfw this 'bad' movie introduced me to Hellblazer
Feels good desu
Satan was GOAT

I'm in love with this movie. You may not like it, but you have to admit how far did Tom Green push the limit for a studio and a producer to make to make it. It was the perfect storm. Right place, right moment and the right person to make this film.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is the only Kevin Smith movie I really like.
Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy and Dogma are ok, but I wouldn't go out of my way to watch them. Clerks 2 was kinda shit, but the porch monkey bit saves it. The rest I have no care for.

>the devil is some slav

Sounds about right.

it's pretty shit

Event Horizon would probably count too.

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mah nigga

it was comfyfun desu

i thought gabriel byrne was a pretty good satan

>keanstantine
>bad

This. Best Lucifer ever on screen.

Will you stop whining about that? She was a great choice for the Ancient One. They couldn't use an actual Tibetan person for financial reasons but they found a nice substitute.

great taste

ninth gate

GOAT

constantine is probably the best comic book movie

the dark night really only has ledgers performance propping it up

It didn't get ravaged by critics, but I love the shit out of this movie.

>constantine is probably the best comic book movie
LOL

Constantine has a shitload of memorable scenes

It had some good part.

>the dark night really only has ledgers performance propping it up

A truer statement there never was. It's satisfying to watch first year film students rip apart Nolan movies.

footfags are going to hell

it's true. 90% of comic book films are forgettable garbage. constantine has something of a cult following

I love the boss fight at the end

>bad
>BvS

>times critics were wrong

They seriously compared it to Matrix just because of Keanu

a Constantine sequel would probably be better than the first now that keanu has had a decade to become haggard enough to play the character correctly.

Great movie. Excellent visuals, I love it.
The last race give me chills every time

Event horizon has a cult following too, I love it but it's still a pretty bad movie.

DOOM

>spiritual shoot-em-up

I might be chinese

I love Constantine. It's got some stellar cinematogaphy and the GOAT lucifer interpretation.

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>recycled plot from EpIV
>PC characters
>lame villain
>forced humor that doesn't make sense
>Mary Sue main character


It's pretty shitty but I still liked it.

Max Payne. Sue me. I played the games, I found pleasurable aspects in the film aesthetics. idk

>spiritual shoot-em-up

Kek

>and the GOAT lucifer interpretation

No

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I don't see how that's a bad movie.

Its not bad, but most think it is, so does it count in this thread?

>Resident Evil
>Event Horizon

Good taste in bad kino.

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>Constantine
>bad

It was a bad adaptation but a great movie.

I really love this movie

wtf is Heimdall doing in this poster?

Still, apart from the Attack of the Clones parallels, I thought this shit was gud. The only MCU I liked Loki in.

Oh fuck, I want to get online! I need a computer!

excellent taste my dude

what's wrong with keanu's face? it looks weird

my favorite movie
very little plot or tension
just russell crowe having a comfy vacation in the french countryside
comfiest of the comfy

Riddick Trilogy
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Off the top of my head...

muh representation

Pure KINO... too bad they make garbage sjw pandering for netflix now

>not the entire cast is white
>PC characters
go watch MDE

Event Horizon still fucking chills my blood with suspense and horror.
>bad
Then again, maybe I just saw it at an impressionable age.

Thath movie its so good! but the eye effect its shitty

equilibrium

>shadowrun: the movie

I´m an adict to this stupid movie

>wtf is Heimdall doing in this poster?
Was not he the one who lost the gate and died?

It looks like they shrunk his pupils and made his lips bigger in photoshop

Everyone loves this flick you pleb, it's fucking great.

I watch this every christmas and I continue to not give a fuck about people saying its bad.

that just looks painful

I know some of these are considered "good" by most people but here's what I like.

>Hackers
>Death Proof
>Planet Terror
>Machete
>Mystery Men
>Scooby Doo (live action one)
>Constantine
>A Knights Tale
>10 Things I Hate About You
>Not Another Teen Movie
>Clerks 2
>Tusk
>Hitch
>Sucker Punch
>Rat Race

Can't think of anything else but that's a good enough list.

Warcraft.

Fuck you guys, I saw it twice in the theater because Durotan was based.

>Rat Race
>not fucking hilarious

The bus full of Lucy's is still my favorite bit.

I haven't seen Tusk, I should get on that.

>Constantine
>Bad

kys

I think I might be the only legit person who enjoyed Tusk besides Kevin Smith.

I thought it was entertaining and disturbing and just fun but stupid. Michael Parks is amazing and most people say that Death Proof is Quentin's worst but being honest I enjoyed it more than his last three movies.

Mystery Men is still the best capeshit movie.

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