CONFESS!

CONFESS!

I CAN believe it's not butter

Before his
Barely crawled
In the collective of people
Looked like crawling
And my chief
At the top of my voice
As if the most slavish
Old helicopter
Oh, you're right here
Come out, you dastardly rogue
And they do not take me anywhere.
They only insult me
And my co-worker
Fat all shook
Money given to the house
I did not give
I hear from all sides
Loser, schmuck
A flock of good crow
Lies on me shit
What shall I do now?
From the apartment jerked the door
On the head to me like a wove
And in the Loja pererodilo

I'm a pedophile

I've completely disassociated with society at this point because I'm scared I'll hurt her. I've become unstable to the extent that the sleight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger. I can't tell her how I feel, it'd kill her

cousin was drunk, fucked her pretending to be her bf, she still doesn't know it.

i confess that you just lost The Game.

Back in 2000, I was the one who let the dogs out.

I only tag my sfw stuff on tumblr to trigger people with my nsfw blog. I also don't flag my blog as nsfw.

i have felt like shit for the past 4 years and have no idea how to feel happy again.

Here I get up in the morning I
I rub my eyes
Here you are, work, pig
Let's sleep, azaz!
I go to the entrance
There drunk Julia eats
The guy drove her out of the apartment
And he ran under the train
This drama lasts a long time
And the neighbor next to her sister
Bazaar all night under the moon
And another neighbor
He plays the guitar, like an old grandfather
And our khach from the top floor
Trains his dog for sharing
Eh neighbors, but bears in your mouth!
Oh, I had srakotan all these neighbors!
Finally from the entrance I go out
It starts to rain, the cloud I'm looking at
I can hear the thunder of thunder
Perdak is bombing, la - la!
I rush to the bus like a Spaniard
I'm dancing like Goddess Bunny

The Englishwoman is having a fun time
Englishwoman at night sings
Englishwoman drinks thumps drinks
I'm afraid - sopetsya and dies

Well, she lives,
Lots of smoking and drinking
Every day she fights
Englishwoman

Struggles for waste paper
God, save you that fool
From the homeless, save her
And from the cesspool, take it away

You've felt like shit for a reason (no magic hippy bullshit, just literal causality) - so do some self-reflecting, figure out the root causes, remove them and you'll be happy. Happiness is just the natural state of a human who isn't being fucked with by others and/or himself.

I just got caught fucking my cousin by her mom last night. Still figuring out what comes next

Tell her or it will kill you.

I once killed two babies and used their corpses as boxing gloves to fight of the grieving parents

Sup Forums made me bi

I lost my attachment to my emotions and became a robot.

Do you have superpowers now?

>dropping out of school
>break into computure room after school
> print off 300 pictures of lionel richie
>Feel like a fuck you
>send genki porn down to teachers printer so they'll find it in the morning
>stick up lionel richie pictures everywhere
>top kek
>"could user please come to principals office"
LOL NO LEAVE SCHOOL
Two weeks later call from police

>sitting with mother in front of police
>they pull out genki porn picture
>my moms face

WHY DID I THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD PRANK

i killed a dog with a iron bat

I'm a 32 year old husband and father to my 3 year old son. I work as a nurse on nights shift who is getting his master's online. I have a nice house in a suburban part of north Louisiana.

I wish nothing more than to never wake up.

Also due to my wife's prude once a month sex personality, I am obsessed with males who are 12-17 having sex with thier mother's or adult mature reletives.

Most of the girls I've been with have been my best friends' girlfriends

Ik a 14 year old girl that wants my dick and I'm willing to give it to her

Every girl my brother ever dated, including his wife, had a crush on me first.

You son of a bitch. So you're to blame for the Baja Men.

i sniffed my cousin's panties on sunday

i sniffed my sisters panties. i liked it

Nah, if you can call an autismic level of thinking a superpower.