This fucking thread again: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

This fucking thread again: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

C'mon fuckers.

Well then, what does it mean a hug for you? Because you probably have hug a girl.

Why should I ask another virgin anything when I am a virgin myself?

As a sign of greeting, yes.

Ha! Loser.

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Really? Nothing else. Anyway, you work or something?

I'm 26, jobless, and few chicks I know treat me because I make good conversations and have good time with me. Idk why it is a big deal for others, you provably think it's no use when people say "just be yourself" but deep down you don't even know what you are.

user, you are an adult, you must assume what you're living, also forget pubs and such, those places are filled with whores. Do sane activities and you'll probably meet a girl that won't be a bitch, more mature and will value a relationship.

Hope you're doing well taking care of yourself.

>Really? Nothing else. Anyway, you work or something?

I work at a supermarket while looking for a job using my degree.

>I make good conversations

I don't.

>also forget pubs and such, those places are filled with whores

Would've no problem with getting some slut from a bar.

I can see from your posts you express very little about something, almost in a cold way. Woman are not like that, they are sensitive and like flexible things. These are the symptoms of a dying soul in my opinion. When you love something, you do things, and love mean have value on something. With that kind of speech you are like a stone and don't propose much to do.

Enroll in an activity, like book club and such.

>With that kind of speech you are like a stone and don't propose much to do.

I've always been that way.

how big is your dick

Why are you kissless?

My dick is normal size

You don't wanna improve, do you?

Your responses are so plain to even care to continue, hope you'll find something that moves your soul.

You're 34 with a job. Why haven't you gotten yourself a prostitute? If it's out of the question in your area then save up for a weekend in some good place. Order an escort girl, pick up some std infested street meat, do whatever to get some sexual relief

Well. You're in decent shape. You must just be a supreme gentleman or something, because nothing in that pic would keep you from getting laid.

You should see a therapist, because your personality must be really fucked up.

>You don't wanna improve, do you?

I do wanna improve. But this is simply my personality.

>Well. You're in decent shape. You must just be a supreme gentleman or something, because nothing in that pic would keep you from getting laid.

I may not be a fat neckbeard when it comes to my body but I am a fat neckbeard in my heart.

What do you plan to do to change?

It's ridiculous being this handsome to be a shut-in.

>It's ridiculous being this handsome to be a shut-in.

I'm not a shut in in the sense that I hid in my apartment. I spend most of my days outside, have hobbies etc. I'm just very closed, robotic, dull and introverted.

Why don't you answer my question? You said ask you anything.

Why don't you buy a prostitute?

Because the problem is not lack of sex per se. It's is the lack of any kind of relationship with females.

You're identifying yourself as a "kissless virgin". That implies sexual frustration. You still didn't answer my question. Why haven't you gotten a hooker yet?

i am a 35 year old kissless virgin, i beat you ha!

Seen that picture around here too many times, lets just pretend that this is for reference, shall we...

Because I would be the ultimate proof that I am too fucking autistic to get any in the normal way.

Why does Sup Forums only ask for timestamps from women?

Timestamp or fuck off, until we see one that isn't you.

It's actually me. I've posted that one quite often.

Lol that would prove that you're a normal human being with the same needs of intimacy as everyone else.

Your athletic body shape is the real proof that you're hopeless. Someone with your body type at the age of 34 aren't usually virgins, no matter their life style. Do you have any serious mental illnesses or are you squint eyed? Are you immensely ugly? Or are you just the biggest loser of all time?

>Are you immensely ugly?

I'm average looking. Plain 5/10 face.

>Or are you just the biggest loser of all time?

Maybe not of all time.

i am a 35 year old kissless virgin that is suffering from panic attacks and social fears, and even i know you have to man up and make a woman feel special by taking the lead.

dont be such a wanker. and stop complaining and make work of it, at least you still want it and have the freedom to do it, all you have to do is flip that switch in your head and show some confidence in front of the lady,s.

my sex drive is crippled by anti depressants and it still doesnt fix my fears.

Guys, I need help.

I can get girls to like me. I can kiss them. I can get them to my home.

But for the love of god I can't fuck them. I'm not attracted to guys, but somehow I just can't make myself to have sex with girls.

What's wrong with me?

Well, you are anxious and shit, so just get drunk.
I am both awkward and boring as fuck. There is no drug against dropping spaghetti everywhere.

20 soon to be 21, lord help me

Bullshit. Just try to behave as a normal person.

alcohol induces panic attacks for me, and i never go out, believe me, you are just being a wanker.

cant, fear and panic attacks dictate my life, all i can do is work, groceries and visit my mom, because its all in close range, and it doesnt feature unexpected situations.

also i dont get horny and lost desire for companionship due to my medication.

Ever tried cocain?

drugs is the worst you can do to anyone that suffers from hormonal conditions.

causes the worst kind of trip imaginable.
so no, not an option.

All you need is to be motivated. And if you're depressed, I know how hard this can be, trust me. Just think about your age. Think about the prospect of eternal loneliness. You can beat it. You just need to talk to girls. Go out dog walking or even somewhere like a shopping centre. Join a union/club. Expose yourself to people.


Also, making sex your only desire is where you are failing. You will meet a girl that you'll be so crazy about, it will kill your sex drive until you make a move and start to sustain a relationship. Regardless of what people say, the sex is secondary.

I hate to break it to you OP, but the point of being a wizard isn't being some lonely beta who regrets his life. You become a wizard when you realize that procreation is nothing more than a pre-programmed physical attribute. The choice to pass down one's genes comes from a hardwired desired to keep one's lineage going, for survival of the species. A wizard acknowledges the positive benefits to having relationships without other humans but also understands that you can create your own reality. You can choose to end your life whenever you want to, and there is literally no one to stop you. Conversely, you can choose to live, and there is NO one who can stop you unless it is literally your "time to go" in which case there's nothing you can do anyway.

Coming to Sup Forums to try to compare yourself with those you believe to be even bigger losers than you is just shameful and pathetic. When you realize that the majority of kissless virgin wizards on this site are so out of choice and are perfectly content with their decision, you'll realize just how much of a normalfag you really are.

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I get along fine with women, and I have no problem speaking for myself. I don't know why, but it seems I have a problem to get intimate. It's either that, or I'm a coward. idk. I've been in several situations where I could've easily fucked the girl, but I didn't make a move, and it's not like I don't want to.

Talking to girls (as in just going to a girl and saying "hi") was never the issue. Getting a girl attracted in me or having some kind of meaningful conversation that doesn't fizzle out after 5 minutes is the problem

Obvious samefag, reply was posted as soon as the original post

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i couldn't have said it better myself

This poster gets it.

like i said, yu have a chance and youre almost there, you are just being a wanker.

keep trrying, practise more.

You've just got to show yourself to be interesting. Anyone can keep up generic small talk to some degree. Get a hobby like playing guitar etc. Be different

>playing guitar
>be different

Or any instrument, even an otamatone. Literally something that shows you have dedication to something. It's hardwired in women's head to see perseverance as a desirable trait as it shows that you'll be willing to bear children.

bump

OP here. I took piano courses for a few years in my 20s but I really fucking sucked.

DURR