Claim your waifu!

Claim your waifu!

i have a wife, she's real.

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Well get off of here then.
Sup Forums isn't for REAL people.
It's for fakes.

I fucked your waifu last night

I couldn't find anything with #4484 on it, rem

This is fine.

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Try capitalizing the R

Rem claim

that doesn't work either
sorry I'm retarded I just have #4484 to go off of and nothing else I type to precede it works

Rem#4484

No, wait, #4424

Kek.
cardsagainsthumanityforher.com

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Whats happening in the world of lurk?

I claim Yuno

Just claim ? no rules ?
>Lets go wild

felix best trap
claimed

Alucard claimed

Fuck off back to telegram you slav peace of trash

Still Liru

Grafu bb

Nothing too interesting, really. Just came to observe these hard times.

Such edgy
>dont cut yourself prick :>
Guess thats Arisu

Jessica jones

3 husbandos today?

you waifu is shit tbh fam

Make that four.

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Hello again I haven't seen you in a while

yee

This is my Raifu, there are many like it but this one is mine!

Yes ofcourse
Oh, it's you again.
Had a good day?

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Cause its not trap right ?

And ?

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Yeah, the bans are hard and fast lately.

Seras claimed

Graf-chan is my personal cumdump!

I've been around, I just don't always post.
When's the last time you saw me?

As good as it gets, my days are fairly mundane.
I've just been listening to music and observing the few threads here and there.
How's your day been?

the only thing graf should be used for
graf zeppelin has like no personality tbh fam

So whats up?
Alucard is pretty dam sexy, I like your taste
I cant remember may be over a month ago?

Kroni

Was in wrong thread, you use discord now?

That's not too long ago, then.
How's life been treating you this past month?

>Graf-chan is my personal cumdump!
So edgy , i allmost cut my self
Try harder to find some better lewds you pice of shit :>

said season fag
>Jeez thats why ppl stop posting here

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Well I have moved out my house got a job and changed country, so it has been bizzy

So who may you be?

Hello Yuno.

It seems so.

Objectively second best.

Hello Alucard. How are you?

Haven't seen you in a while. How are you?

Hello, Seras. Are you well?

Dagnaropa?

Grafu

>A foxxy claimu

What a high quality thread

yeah, because of waifu threads being under fire.
it should settle down pretty soon, though
finally got it to work -
you still feeling a bit sore?

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Where have you been over the past few days? We have our very own autosage now.

Hi rem how you doing? I am just sitting in my apartment

chitoge is back.

>changed country
Where are you now, and where did you reside prior?

>it should settle down pretty soon, though
What makes you say this?

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I'm feeling okay. You?

A Nagato

Doing fine, yourself?

Hi Chitoge. How are you?

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I'm swell and having a comfy day. Gonna bake some pork chops battered in eggs, bread crumbs and other spices soon soon.

Ah, neat. Will maybe message you some time if the threads are dead again.

How are you doing?

I've been being normie scum

And enjoying how stupid the news has been recently

Graf chan with my baby!

Stale, but, the night has just begon!
Keep those oppinions to yourself, foolish human.
Really well, It's only getting better as the sun is almost under.

Sorry for a bit of a late respond, I had to fix some stuff.

>normie scum
Can relate
>news
This is why I dont watch regular programming.

hello senpai, bored, i falled asleep after the internet died and you?

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B&

t!daily

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And a fine Raifu indeed.

So I've seen. Things are rather harsh around here.
I wonder how things will turn out.

Hello.
You may call me Vigil. It's nice to meet you.

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It's all dumb stuff really
The "peaceful protests" at the G20 that involved fire bombs, riot cops and hundreds of people injured

The Trump administration said it was willing to work with a Russian to get incriminating info on Hillary, so they're literally nazis
And no mention of the fact that Hillary apparently did some more shady shit

And they wonder why American don't trust the media

Pork chops are pretty good, I'm unsure if I tried them with eggs, rather the way you're making them. Don't burn the house down!

I passed after a while too. I'm doing fine, what do you have planned today?

Think I've seen you maybe once or twice a few months ago, but I don't know.
Nice to meet you too.

I am in Malta I did live in wales
A little tired will go to bed in a hour I think
You have very pretty eyes

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going off of what other anons have said - who knows for sure, it's better to have some kind of hope, though
I'm doing alright; the day seems to have passed by really fast, though.
dentist checkup went good btw; no problems for me.
Jui#6032
good to know, because there are some people like rory who think I'm one of the NEETs on this board and refuses to say anything to me.
see above; I'm doing pretty good. How about you?
hello sausage, you ought to join the discord circlejerk too

good just got my new job today

Sounds like you've got some plans.

Fancy. Were you unable to find a job in Wales, or did you just want to move elsewhere?

There's always hope. I can't see why we wouldn't be able to survive what the furry threads survived.

What's wrong with neet?

I'm doing okay I'm just playing games.

Furry threads have more active posters

I choose Holo from Spice and Wolf

No rules?! No... no! You know what this means? I can finally... I can finally do what I've been planning all this time!

Nothing!

Hi everyone! Threads were a little wonky yesterday, I take it that wasn't just me? It's okay though, at least it's kinda working now, right?

How is everyone doing today? Have you had a good day or a bad day? I hope it's the former and not the latter. You all deserve to have an amazing day!

Stop that before you end up like all the others!
Not really, I just like the night a lot.

Anchovy claimed

hello juno senpai.

hello senpai

nothing planned, bored day incoming

hello kanna!

Hey fag. Is there a link or anything. At this point I'm willing to download for mobile.

wypierdalaj

There is no rules because of auto sage

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cancer tbh fam

post cute dragon butt

But what happens if I've already claimed ALL the waifus?

Owwwwww What you doing now
I am a scuba diver and this is where I got work
>snugs
>head pats intently
Aw you called me senpai that is so nice

Well, goodnight then

That's good.
I just have nothing to do really.

That's a shame. Nothing you can come up with?

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