Teenagers think Pet Sounds is some kind of experimental emotional masterpiece when really it's just The Beatles 2...

Teenagers think Pet Sounds is some kind of experimental emotional masterpiece when really it's just The Beatles 2 Faggotronic Boogaloo
I'm 28 years old, I'm probably older than the majority of people on Sup Forums. I've studied music theory in college for five years. I play more than five instruments including guitar and violin. I'm part if a rock duo and I perform monthly at various places. We've been working on an album since 2015. I think I know what I'm talking about.
To all you Pet Sounds fags, how much music theory do you know? What instruments do you play? I'm guessing none.

lol

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i know all the music theory and i play all the instruments

>the beatles

fuck off

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved. In a sense, the Beatles are emblematic of the status of rock criticism as a whole: too much attention paid to commercial phenomena (be it grunge or U2) and too little to the merits of real musicians. If somebody composes the most divine music but no major label picks him up and sells him around the world, a lot of rock critics will ignore him. If a major label picks up a musician who is as stereotyped as can be but launches her or him worldwide, your average critic will waste rivers of ink on her or him. This is the sad status of rock criticism: rock critics are basically publicists working for major labels, distributors and record stores. They simply highlight what product the music business wants to make money from.

lets see your album faggot

>experimental emotional masterpiece
No one said it was experimental, fuck off

I'm 52, play the guitar, and declare that you're talking out of your ass, and know nothing, college education notwithstanding.

>People in their 50s are on Sup Forums

I'm 33, don't play any instruments and dropped out of school. I agree that it's shit.

>all these newfags
Really makes you think...

Anime > Pet Sounds

>at least one autist still remember my horrible forced meme
I feel humbled

wow, this thread almost got me. I assume it's a pasta

It's the greatest album of all time, but okay.

Well, I'll have you know that I'm 29 years old, I've studied music theory on college for six years, I play more than six instruments including guitar and violin, I'm part of a rock trio and I perform bi-monthly at various places. We've been working on an album since 2014. I think I know what I'm talking about. Pet Sounds is the greatest musical achievement of all time.

I'm 521 years old, I've studied music theory in college for 47 years, I play more than 700 instruments including digeridoo and octobass, I'm part of a vaporwave quintet and I perform nonstop at multiple locations at once. We've been working on an album since long before my birth. I think I know what I'm talking about. Pet Sounds is the greatest musical achievement of all time.

With all that musical experience I would expect a more nuanced critique than "The Beatles 2 Faggotronic Boogaloo," your bait is not fresh, friendo.

Oh please, I'm 50,000 years old, and I INVENTED music theory. I can play any object on the planet Earth as so it can produce a musical pitch. I am part of an underground experimental klezmer/grindcore/Tuvan throat singing hybrid orchestra. We've been working on my album since the birth of Christ. I think I know what I'm talking. Pet Sounds is a 6/10.

*that never stops playing and is functioned as so can the musicians can eat, sleep, shit, piss, fuck, and do all other basic necessities at the same time.

I'm either falling a bait, or you're so retarded that your thoughts should be copypastas to be laughed at for years.

i agree, this album is overrated

This