How do i get a gf?

How do i get a gf?
Give me your countries tricks, int

Other urls found in this thread:

backpage.com/
craigslist.org/about/sites
sanmiguel.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/
investmentwatchblog.com/new-zealand-women-are-the-most-promiscuous-20-4-sexual-partners-thrice-the-global-average/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

backpage.com/
craigslist.org/about/sites

>Olá bebé queres a xana trilhada?
works everytime user

sanmiguel.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/
Ay papi $35 US for one hour? I know where I'm going on break.

not gf.
kek

Just be you'reself :^)

The face of someone who just BRAAAAPED :)

your poor memes indicate lack of neurons, and so does your """"""flag""""""

...

Did you want a girlfriend for anything other than sex?

m-maybe

You give her father 20 camels, depends on how attractive she is.

Give her 1 dollar in the middle of the Favela.

He said how to get a gf, not an aids-filled money-stealing whore who will most likely tell everyone to kill you as soon as she's tired of you

>s-filled money-stealing whore
Your ancestrals fucked our "money stealing whores" 500 years ago to make this shithole known as Brazil.

Peruvian girls like to be teased but don't open to anyone. Don't be too direct at first.
Try to talk her casually, about work, news, celebrities, whatever. When she gets used to you, tell her some jokes, try to be the funniest but sincere at the same time. Remember that ALL girls just want to have fun.

When the time is up, you'll know it.

Getting a gf is actually pretty easy if you aren't a total loser.

get cucked

have moneys. that's it

>Getting a gf is actually pretty easy if you aren't a total loser.
Who do you think youre talking to?

My, which aspects of yourself you find unattractive?

Be handsome(Generaly they say be yourself,if yourself isnt enough good you cannot be my boifu)

Hoi, mooie schoenen. Neuken?

What are you? Some kind of girl?

in almost all
cant be myself

Elaborate. If you can't tell it's just yourself being a coward.

im a coward then

Are you an onanist?

>TFW PERMAKHV IN THE NATION WITH THE MOST PROMISCUOUS GIRLS ON THE PLANET
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP MAN

send a pic of yourself

masturbator? I was.
nah, never.

i'm not really sure what the social dynamic is like in el salvador tbqh

are you fit?

Hmm? Then I recommend you to visit a psychologist.

I talk to them like they're are human being
>it works

5'10 and 120 lbs
not even i know it
already seeing one, wont probably do shit

I'm sure you know it better than me. You seem like you don't really talk to girls at all so I'd just start there.

>tfw same height as an amerindian
JUST

Do you have a job?

yeah, maybe
i dont work, im studying
fuck you australia,i didnt came here for this.
im fucking out

do you exercise? doesn't really indicate if you're fit or not, also, do you take personal grooming seriously?

Find a job then. That will work well on your social skills.

Easy mode (Not recommended):
1 - Chloroform
2 - Basement
3 - Gag
4 - Induce Stockholm Syndrome

Hard Mode(Not recommended too):
- Talk to her.

*kiwi
I'm 5'10" as well
>tfw manlet white

You could try studying abroad for some foreign girls. How good are you at speaking English?

>most promiscuous
Don't believe it.

investmentwatchblog.com/new-zealand-women-are-the-most-promiscuous-20-4-sexual-partners-thrice-the-global-average/

Are we manlets? :( I just always tough Nordic ones always tall as fuck.

Gain some weight if you have opportunity to go gymithen go to gym.I dont know how good your social skills,diction are but if it is bad that is really unimproveable.If you have all of those thing but you cannot have any gf,just dont give any fuck to human relationships(it is a realy good mental pleasure source but there are way more better mental plesure sources like discovering and measuring new informations) and work some other mental pleasure sources or you will always be in loss by getting emotional damage.

cross the border to america and work in a resturant, find a mami.

Seriously all my friends rave on about thicc hispanic mamis it's hilarious.

do you have a job, el salvanon?

MGTOW Turk. keep shitposting you're engrish isn't that bad but needs work

and fuck you guys for using imperial system.Why man why?

I dont know mgtow ness is reaaly a high level conception.What i am trying to say is if you dont have enoughn power for gaining profit from a mental pleasure source,then try other permanenet and life long mental pleasure sources for gaining profit.Otherwise he will always be in loss if he will try to build all of his life on human relations.And probably will describe himself as a depresive person just because of not getting enough profit from human relations.And just because of those neutral moody depresive shits,all of the drugs that can kill someone peacefully are illegal and most of the unhealthty and persons who living an really loss dominant life dont have any right for euthanasia.

I dont.
cant work... yet.
nice one brazil.
fuck you again, you manlet
very good, gave up on that though
all are memes.
No i cant work

try starting taking care of yourself then, lift, keep a clean face, trim your hair (wherever), and since you're still in school, have you considered joining a club.

also this is some sage advice , try considering this too as this applies to pretty much all girls everywhere.

Be rich or good-looking

just b urself

KEK

be yourself

Be mentally retarded