PUTIN GOT REKT

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>brand new state of the art ivan car
>try to get in
>door handle falls off

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Holy shit. I am now voting for Hillary in the general election.

Putin doesn't tolerate that kind of shit.

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That Russian automotive quality we have grown to love..

Putin is a great man.

Holy shit, now I'm a #fordranger

Because of this, I am now #HillaryArtillery

Wow I'm a #ChevyCruzeMissile now

at least the brakes work

Back to the Trabant

Should have shoved the handle in his pocket

door was blocked from opening since engine was stalled. Retarded general tried to open it anyway to show off before Putin.
Face of army commander in the back is priceless

Maybe Ruskie engineering should stick to military instead of commercial goods.

yup I'm a hillshill now too, this is what finally stumps the trump

ashamed? he had an expressionless face.

You are lying. This video proves Putin is a racist and it shows that Russia needs refugees in order to have any future.

Why they were looking at the UAZ Patriot? Hasn't this car been released years ago? I've seen one in a rally event here in my state like 5 or 6 years ago.

This is proof Putin has made superhuman soldiers. That General ripped that door handle off with little effort and as you can see in the video, Putin brings his hand up under his arm in an attempt to quell his rage before the General had a chance to show off his strength by ripping the door open through the window opening.

>Car Faulty Door Handle Sabotages

it was reworked for army use

I am now a #cruzmissle

>reworked for army use

This is now a Mad Max - Syria edition thread.

it shouldn't break off even if the door is locked

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>t. ivan ivanovitch ivanovsky

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Wow i know
If only Putin did it the American way, only travel when hiding in a thick armored car

How dare he even travel in a normal car and not hide behind bullet proof glass anytime hes in public, so rekt

ISIS could learn a thing or two from Marv Heeymeyer.

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>American and European rulers are so despised by the people that they must always travel inside armored vehicles

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>The Imperium of Man's Tech-priests have theorized that this gestalt psychic field also has a telekinetic or quantum probabilistic effect, allowing the seemingly ramshackle and poorly designed Ork technology to work as the Greenskins expect. It is believed that the reason this hypothesis came into existence is that the Imperium adopted the Adeptus Mechanicus' religious belief that aspects of a universal "Machine Spirit" inhabits all technology, and that this Machine Spirit serves Mankind at the command of the Machine God. If this is the case, without a Machine Spirit, Ork machines could not work, requiring some psychic cause to justify their often devastating effect. Furthermore, Mechanicus Genetor Lukas Anzion has noted that many Ork-built weapons will not function at all unless wielded by an Orkoid, possibly supporting this hypothesis.

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he's a little guy

holy shit putin doesn't fuck around. lost it at "I want my pen back"

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XD

How do you guys COME UP WITH THIS STUFF!?

The guy who pulled the handle off is so handsome.

ch.net

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>guy tries to steal Putin's pen
Russia in a nut shell?

even their cars have to wear burqas

>Australian women

I'm sure it was just a joke in very poor taste. The man always wanted to relocate to Siberia anyway.

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>aboriginals
>australian

Pick one

>aboriginals
>australian
>Humans

Pick one

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Marvin Heemeyer was an hero.

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pootin btfo will never recover

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The Allahu Ackbar Mobile

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The marshal's expression is hilarious.

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Done

>Romania
Are you the future Smoking Ruin?

That guys face behind putin. Kek

you go straight to gulag, comrade

nobody fucks with my photo op

just another zany day on Sup Forums

this

you made my day, thanks.
that one is my fav.

>Mad Mohammad
>Mad Mohammad: Bomb The Thunderdome
>Mad Mohammad: Jihadi Road

>completely makes that shit CEO his utter bitch

Base Putin at his finest

>BASED Putin Thread
Based Putin Thread

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That's a "moustruo" from los Zetas

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He shit his pants worse than hilldog

>shills so mad they have to use a door knob falling off to mock putin
lmao

>Bootleg PS1 controller
I'm confident the only reason we haven't rekt ISIS to hell and back yet is because they haven't outlived their usefulness to the jews

I like this.