Tfw want to make a grilled cheese sandwich but no microwave

>tfw want to make a grilled cheese sandwich but no microwave

>grilled
>microwave
You mean scorching soggy bread?

then use a fucking stove! or are you too pathetic to know how to cook basic meals for yourself.

Who the fuck makes grilled cheese in the fucking microwave. An hero, faggot.

This. If you aren't making grilled cheese on cast iron you are missing out lad.

i do

>butter bread
>toast bread
>toasted bread with cheese slices between
>microwave just enough to melt cheese
>sammich achieved

got hacks nigga? filthy pleb, i bet you still make eggs on a stove too! why don't you just go outside and build a fire to cook on?

You're a literal failed abortion, except it seems your brain didn't entirely make it. Poor thing.

Microwaving bread.

Lol

A buttered skillet is the only superior way of making a grilled cheese, you faggoid.

Just made blts with a cast iron skillet

Get gud faggot

No fucking sandwich toaster in your house?

And I want to smoke a joint but am out of weed

it tastes and has the same consistency as if you were doing it via stove.

Empirically wrong

bullshit. that's 100% bullshit and can be proven by science.

you've never tried it, so how would you know?

because science motherfucker. There's no physical way toasting bread through indirect heat and convection, can compare in Any form to cooking via direct heat and the use of a fat.


Furthermore, there's no way to obtain the complex flavors or correct browning using a toaster.

I am a science, and can confirm this. It's 100% bullshit.

wtf are you on about? have you never had a toasted sammich?

Former short order cook here. Superior results when both sides of the bread are grilled. Cooks with no training just do one side and the result is a gummy sammich.

OP here what the fuck have I done

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You deserve the sad, pathetic life you are currently wasting in here. Fuck you

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Hail Satan

Oh god it tastes horrible

nigga what the fuck.

how did you never learn to cook such a simple thing

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Chemist here, can confirm.

Microwave?

Do you have a stove and a skillet or frying pan?

this

time stamp faggot

It's burned as fuck and I dropped some on my leg and it burned the fuck out of me holy shit why would you ever use a stove

this is sad

Fuck this shit

WHY TF would u microwave bread? That makes it soggy/hard!
And how do you make a microwaved cheese panini? Youre suppose to grill it

Dude that's how I always make it

How do you not know how to make grilled cheese? It's a basic life skill every momma teaches you.

>butter two slices of bread on one side each
>sprinkle salt, pepper, oregano on butter sides
>heat up pan on stove for a couple minutes
>put one bread down on butter side, put 3 slices cheese on that, put other bread butter side up on top of that
>when bottom browned, flip
>when bottom browned, serve and eat delicious and yummy cheese and bread