About to lose my virginity bros. Any advice? Dos and don'ts?

About to lose my virginity bros. Any advice? Dos and don'ts?

Don't lose your virginity.
Do continue being a fag.

Cum inside

Just relax and let him push it in. It only hurts at first, but your butthole will slowly get used to it

Bump

just literally reenact porn scenes. Just not the ones that're too fancy or exceed your physical strength/abilities. Once you start you pretty much just switch into auto pilot and instincts kick in, almost as if you've done it before.

How old are you?

also, same person, don't forget foreplay, making out, feeling up, and shit like that. ALSO, if you dont have the biggest dick, then make up for it with clitoral stimulation, focus more on the grinding motion around said area when penetrating, also, if you can get them in a position you can lay them on their back and prop their legs over your shoulders/up against you at a 90 degree angle, it allows for better penetration and sex.

Let him cum on your face

>I had sex with a girl once
>Allow me to step in and share my expertise

Dont fart

18 actually lost my virginity about 2 weeks ago at a party, had sex 5 other times since. Intended on saving it for this chick i was in a 3 year relationship with, she wanted to wait till marriage, etc ,etc. Basically wanted it to be special, so I said to hell with it and listened to her. Well, out of nowhere she acts distant, complains im spending too much time with sports, working out, my job, etc. whereas shes already complained about how much time i spend with bros and I sacrificed a bit for her there, but I had had enough and just dumped her. I feel bad sometimes looking back, but meh. Anyways, buddy finds out im single, brings me out to a party, and hooks me up with a girl I knew from school. We never really talked much, but we had English together. We talked a bit, she was cool, had similar music taste, etc. Well shes sitting on my lap and were listening to music talking layed back in this recliner, next thing i know im staring at her, shes staring at me, we start making out, getting heavy, alot of physical contant, rubbing, grinding, lip biting, etc. Tell my buddy need a room, he sorts it out, we bone, cuddle and goto bed, bone again in the morning, get dressed, I drive her home, get her number, and now were dating.

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Well just trying to help the guy, I mean I was nervous af at first, but it's honestly not as grand as an event as you'd think. I mean, I guess it's as good as you make it, on both parts that is.

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The only solid advice given

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The cats are the best advice

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Real op here, just turned 18

I take it this thread was bait but fuck it, in the off chance it wasn't, good luck OP. Don't sweat it too much.

Thanks user

If you're not being sarcastic, i'm 18 too and like i said just lost mine a while back, nothing to it dude, really. Just don't force it, just sort of do what feels right, read her body language. You'll get the hang of it in no time, believe me. Goodluck man.

Relax your thighs.
Breath nice and slow.
Just enjoy it.

Then accept failure and get good at licking pussy. It's a sucking motion, similar to eating a juicy peach. Then random tongue movements (or fingers) over clit.
Reach inside with middle and ring finger, bowling ball grip. Feel that soft spot on the top of the vag. It feels kinda like your thumb when you have been in the bath too long. Rub it like you are beckoning her, very quickly.

If it was enjoyable, and you like her... Then cuddle immediately after finishing. Or shower together if you really feel dirty.

Listen to this guy, it's solid advice.

Don't post the same thread two days in a row.

lube up

>The only solid advice given

kek. now he'll be so self-conscious about farting he won't be able to get it up

underrated.

i sent this to all my friends thanks bro, everyone laughed and ill probably get laid out of it.

crying at the last captcha i just got, had to share.

Do masturbate ahead of time. Have positions planned.
Don't fall in love. If you are any good at sex you will lose a large portion of your life staying with a stupid bitch who doesn't get you...
At least that happened to me.

you were lucky to get only one captcha and no 6

How far ahead of time, like an hour or a day?

settings dude. r u still using the new captchas? they suck

get

An hour or so. You will still probably finish early. How's your libido? can you cum infinitely like me? might want to wank twice if you really want to impress her by lasting.
Seriously don't fall in love. I lost over 5 years living with the same bitch and she never gained the intelligence or wisdom I desired.

Sad story, user, but why the fuck did you stay with her then?

The sex was pretty great. I guess she was just the first girl i fell in love with and I was loyal to her even when I met several other girls who'm I was more intellectually connected. Also the other girls were cuter and wealthier, but I was naive and thinking loyalty was most important. I was so honest with her I would leave my phone unlocked and tell her and about the girls contacting me, while I told the girls right away I had a gf. Now I realize women are just our play things and I should have never given her anything other than a few loads before I dumped her hard.

lost my virginity at 13, outside at 3 am, in the yard of the elementary school both of us went to, still with him to this day

thats a sad story. i hope you escape soon.

>If you are any good at sex you will lose a large portion of your life staying with a stupid bitch who doesn't get you

Holy fuck this user speaks the gospel. I wish I would have heard this 10 years ago hurrrh durrh

lol if I can save one man from the feelings I am currently numbing, I have helped the world. Now I'm only focused on being a muscle bound freak with no compassion for human life. I used to care about everyone. it was exhausting, honestly.

In the middle of it, pinkie in the bum