4/20 edition
/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico
man FUCK anime
Fuck Drumpf
Imagine how it felt when Nixon resigned before he was impeached
flomgh is not my president
I don't guess I've ever been as scared as when I was waiting in the principal's office. Finally he came in and sat down. He didn't say anything, he just looked at me. Then he pulled a copy of Playboy out. "Is this yours?" he said.
"No," I said, "is this yours?" And I pulled out my penis.
I guess I wasn't as scared as I thought.
fuck leftists and fuck brown people
found a small folder of gifs like these
me
wowee we are burning though these things like candy
(i)
lick it faggot
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I might be a nigger on the outside
But I'm Japanese on the inside!!!
>>found a small folder of gifs like these
*autism intensifies*
can't stop listening to arcade fire for some reason
I watched it a few times.
I have more
When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.
debut LP is godtier
bost rotarie
new season as a bit shit
Watching sixty days in Atlanta but it's almost over not sure what I'll do
>been happily single for the past 10 years
>get put on anti-depressants
>urge to get a gf grows stronger every day
>starting to have the urge to reproduce
They're taking control of me buds, soon I will be nothing but a pussy whipped normie. It's been nice knowing you all
marry and reproduce
8/8
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
gave this a thought
They fucked up after S9. Nothing will ever touch the early Clattenburg days, but S9 wasn't nearly as bad as I expected it to be when I first saw it, but everything else has been shit since.
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bored
Yes yes go to the 3dpd
Me in the bottom right
I don't really believe antidepressants have an effect. Maybe it's a nocebo response. Or maybe you would have gotten the new ideas anyway and the drug has nothing to do with it?
I'ma tired
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>I'm a
stop talking like mario
As we were driving, we saw a sign that said "Watch for Rocks." Marta said it should read "Watch for Pretty Rocks." I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, but she started saying it was a joke - just to get out of writing a simple letter! And I thought I was lazy!
These are the kind of kids I used to bully
wish I'd been a stoner in high school so I could have a good reason for being a failure
ur an idiot
*stabs you* nothin personnel
>American education
how urban
>tfw straight-A student who bullied dumb faggots
I want a really good shop keeper sim
So detailed I can choose how to organize the products on the shelf and the shopping cart designs
Pass the mustard
Is reincarnation real /cum/?
You think if I were to kill myself I'd be reborn as a non-nigger? (Preferably a Japanese school girl)
That's the correct answer though.
what classes u took nigga
t. codeine fan
*passes gas*
There was a guy at my school who threw a cinder block at the autistic kid
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All me
Reincarnation is only for the chosen.
cum lol
t. Fredrick Pierre Castagnolli
Fun fact, it's illegal to reincarnate in china without the governments permission.
But to answer you question, yes reincarnation is real in the most literal sense. When you die what makes up you will eventually be part of what makes up another living thing. It's also called the circle of life.
If you're asking if your memories that are stored in your physical brain will follow the matter that makes up your body, no probably not.
>being a nigger
ishygddt
why is getting a gf so hard buds
yeah I don't see why that wouldnt work
Why are you brits so rude!?!?!? It's not like I asked to be a nigger BAKA!!!
>unironically hating yourself for something you had no control over and unironically wanting to be a girl on top of that
That's like being psychologically cucked on two fronts
>being a weeb nigger
you may as well ghetto out and steal cars and sell drugs
I like codeine. Codeine with paracetamol works well against my migraine headaches. It makes the nausea worse though.
Remember to end every prayer before bed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster with "fuck Drumpf and fuck white people."
fuck off cia
I'm a white person who doesn't know much about Trump and doesn't believe in the flying spaghetti monster though.
what did he mean by this?
2booty teebh
>druempph wants to make america white again
>he's orange
wew
going out with the buds tonight
if any of you live in the bay area, you can hang out with us
gas yourself
youtube.com
Congratulations, this is now a California thread and you're all invited.
sounds like a sauasge fast TBAH
>playing weeb games
neck yourself
there's at least 3 relevant bay areas
bu thaty one booty
Really wish i had drugs to get high on buds
>says the nintentard
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Be honest, have any of you ever fantasized about saving your school from a shooter / being one?
youtube.com
Blaze one up for me, no buds atm.
no
No I was busy thinking about girls.
You can get Tylenol 1 with codeine without a prescription if you ask the pharmacist.
If you dissolve the pills in water the acetaminophen and other crap will sink to the bottom leaving the codeine at the top
No
multiple times yes
Literally no. Fuck off with your shit vibes.
>centre
cucked
2b's ass isn't even that great, it's just emphasized by the leotard.
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We'll be in the most relevant one.
>Say NO to refuge-
What now Sup Forumscucks?
i have weed to burn, but, i'm getting drunk on 420 instead
Small/medium shapely ass > fatties
not the school but at least the class. If a shooter broke into a locked room (s)he'd probably get blitzed
as in saving the class by blitzing the shooter