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4/20 edition

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man FUCK anime

Fuck Drumpf

Imagine how it felt when Nixon resigned before he was impeached

flomgh is not my president

I don't guess I've ever been as scared as when I was waiting in the principal's office. Finally he came in and sat down. He didn't say anything, he just looked at me. Then he pulled a copy of Playboy out. "Is this yours?" he said.
"No," I said, "is this yours?" And I pulled out my penis.
I guess I wasn't as scared as I thought.

fuck leftists and fuck brown people

found a small folder of gifs like these

me

wowee we are burning though these things like candy

(i)
lick it faggot

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I might be a nigger on the outside

But I'm Japanese on the inside!!!

>>found a small folder of gifs like these

*autism intensifies*

can't stop listening to arcade fire for some reason

I watched it a few times.

I have more

When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.

debut LP is godtier

bost rotarie

new season as a bit shit

Watching sixty days in Atlanta but it's almost over not sure what I'll do

>been happily single for the past 10 years
>get put on anti-depressants
>urge to get a gf grows stronger every day
>starting to have the urge to reproduce

They're taking control of me buds, soon I will be nothing but a pussy whipped normie. It's been nice knowing you all

marry and reproduce

8/8

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

gave this a thought

They fucked up after S9. Nothing will ever touch the early Clattenburg days, but S9 wasn't nearly as bad as I expected it to be when I first saw it, but everything else has been shit since.

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bored

Yes yes go to the 3dpd

Me in the bottom right

I don't really believe antidepressants have an effect. Maybe it's a nocebo response. Or maybe you would have gotten the new ideas anyway and the drug has nothing to do with it?

I'ma tired

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>I'm a
stop talking like mario

As we were driving, we saw a sign that said "Watch for Rocks." Marta said it should read "Watch for Pretty Rocks." I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, but she started saying it was a joke - just to get out of writing a simple letter! And I thought I was lazy!

These are the kind of kids I used to bully

wish I'd been a stoner in high school so I could have a good reason for being a failure

ur an idiot

*stabs you* nothin personnel

>American education

how urban

>tfw straight-A student who bullied dumb faggots

I want a really good shop keeper sim
So detailed I can choose how to organize the products on the shelf and the shopping cart designs

Pass the mustard

Is reincarnation real /cum/?

You think if I were to kill myself I'd be reborn as a non-nigger? (Preferably a Japanese school girl)

That's the correct answer though.

what classes u took nigga

t. codeine fan

*passes gas*

There was a guy at my school who threw a cinder block at the autistic kid

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All me

Reincarnation is only for the chosen.

cum lol

t. Fredrick Pierre Castagnolli

Fun fact, it's illegal to reincarnate in china without the governments permission.

But to answer you question, yes reincarnation is real in the most literal sense. When you die what makes up you will eventually be part of what makes up another living thing. It's also called the circle of life.

If you're asking if your memories that are stored in your physical brain will follow the matter that makes up your body, no probably not.

>being a nigger

ishygddt

why is getting a gf so hard buds

yeah I don't see why that wouldnt work

Why are you brits so rude!?!?!? It's not like I asked to be a nigger BAKA!!!

>unironically hating yourself for something you had no control over and unironically wanting to be a girl on top of that
That's like being psychologically cucked on two fronts

>being a weeb nigger

you may as well ghetto out and steal cars and sell drugs

I like codeine. Codeine with paracetamol works well against my migraine headaches. It makes the nausea worse though.

Remember to end every prayer before bed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster with "fuck Drumpf and fuck white people."

fuck off cia

I'm a white person who doesn't know much about Trump and doesn't believe in the flying spaghetti monster though.

what did he mean by this?

2booty teebh

>druempph wants to make america white again
>he's orange
wew

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going out with the buds tonight

if any of you live in the bay area, you can hang out with us

gas yourself

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Congratulations, this is now a California thread and you're all invited.

sounds like a sauasge fast TBAH

>playing weeb games

neck yourself

there's at least 3 relevant bay areas

bu thaty one booty

Really wish i had drugs to get high on buds

>says the nintentard

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Be honest, have any of you ever fantasized about saving your school from a shooter / being one?

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Blaze one up for me, no buds atm.

no

No I was busy thinking about girls.

You can get Tylenol 1 with codeine without a prescription if you ask the pharmacist.
If you dissolve the pills in water the acetaminophen and other crap will sink to the bottom leaving the codeine at the top

No

multiple times yes

Literally no. Fuck off with your shit vibes.

>centre

cucked

2b's ass isn't even that great, it's just emphasized by the leotard.

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We'll be in the most relevant one.

>Say NO to refuge-
What now Sup Forumscucks?

i have weed to burn, but, i'm getting drunk on 420 instead

Small/medium shapely ass > fatties

not the school but at least the class. If a shooter broke into a locked room (s)he'd probably get blitzed

as in saving the class by blitzing the shooter