Have you ever tried acting like a character from a movie in real life? How did it go?

Have you ever tried acting like a character from a movie in real life? How did it go?

I do that "Terminator" thing in the shower now ever since that one guy posted about it

you mean giving vague answers to people with a bleak facial expression and being quiet and isolated all the time? yeah. Not so great.

I'm a bearded white guy who wears flannel and mopes about, so I'm like the protagonist of every shit indie movie ever.

I'm sorry.

I acted like jimmy darmody when selling door to door. Made a couple of sales actually by appearing really calm and confident.

Literally me irl

I miss the Drive greentext stories.

>How did it go?
Ended up fucking myself

I act like CIA and Bane all day

>somebody eats the last piece of cheese cake
>lose my shit internally but keep a calm exterior
>go up to my mom who is sitting in the living room watching wheel of fortune
>I take my fingerless racing gloves from my pockets (I don't actually drive but I'm working on getting my license it's pretty hard though)
>I start asking her about the cheesecake in a monotone voice
>"Did you know there was only one slice of cheese cake left?"
>I start putting on my gloves
>"No, I haven't been in the freezer recently"
>slipping my gloves on I respond, "I never said I was keeping it in the freezer."
>I rush at her and slap her mouth hard and throw her to her back, she begins to protest but I place my hand firmly over her mouth
>"that was the last piece... I didn't get the last piece and now you're lying to me... and now I'm gonna hurt you..."

Please continue

I used to go to Tinychat and tuck my dick between my legs and have my crotch close up on the webcam. I would go into the black rooms and whip my dick out as soon as they thought I was a girl and watch their over the top negro reactions.

>go to mcdoalds in new jacket, order the usual
>small cup of big mac sauce, a liquid mcflurry, 20 chickie nuggs
>take my meal with a smirk and sit in a booth, comfortably housing my girth
>i double dip each nugget at an admirably impressive rate, and count them in my head
>1, 2, 3.. ..18, 19
>nineteen nuggets
>take the nugg, still dripping with sauce and cream to the counter
>stand silently as it drips on my jacket
>"you cut me short. one nugget"
>she can't reimburse me
>ask for the manager
>tells me he can't refund it or replace it because i ate most of my meal
>don't respond, clench the nugg in my fist and leave
>sit in my car, waiting
>manager comes out to smoke
>approach him, knock him to the floor and hold him down with my weight (i'm big boned)
>hold up the nugget
>"do you remember this?"
>hold his mouth open, force my final nugget down his gullet
>run through the back door, grab a box of frozen nuggets and flee
>that was the last mcdonalds in the city which would have me back

sometimes when i go out i pretend im the joe pesci character from goodfellas and crack jokes and talk like a tough guy

its very liberating desu senpai

keky kek

i just saw The Neon Demon and Elle Fanning gets eaten by her friends......

Great job trying to "spoil" it, the movies been out for two months.

The thing where he hums the theme while crouching in shower and slowly getting up?

That's a classic copy paste I haven't seen posted on Sup Forums

Pretended to be like jack sparrow when i was young, I would walk around like I was retarded

>I was merely pretending to be retarded

I acted like Driver once in a bar and got laid.

>White shirt
>Blue jeans
>Autistic expression like the Driver's
>Go talk to a girl who is alone
>Talk to her with short sentences
>Go to my place and fuck