35yo virgin, would anyone here want to suck my dick to help out?

35yo virgin, would anyone here want to suck my dick to help out?

i would suck you off

im a girl

You were the bitch last night posting about how you're a virgin because of your small dick. Everyone told you it wasn't because of your small dick but because you're a smelly fat loser. Small dicks suck but not taking care of yourself and crying about it on the internet is a different story. You deserve all jad things that come your way.

can you post proof?or send me

Dick thread?

Biggest faggot ever. Dude trolls you and you swallow bait

Well, there is a lot of men and women who would like to have sex with fat guys, you could just look online and you´ll probably end up with a date.

Lmfao but you've never had sex so you can't prove that ever. Keep crying alone

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lmfao you pretend to be a grill thats interested in you??

Your pathetic post made me so hard thinking about draining my cock into your online girlfriend while you're wearing a leash. I get so hard thinking about you crying in the corner while i dump loads into her while she makes eye contact with you and you both know you could never do what i give her. Stop posting your shit dick online. Please.

I´m not the OP .-.

Totally op

Lmfao I posted this and you liked me to someone else

Fat op is sitting there refreshing this thread every 4 minutes.

what can i do i cant fap to anything anymore since i cant find anything that turns me on enough

Maybe if you'd shave a bit and stop being a whiny fag a girl would suck you off? Just a thought.
But hey I'm feeling sorry for you so here's some tits.

There is a proverb in Slovak "Pomôž si, človeče, aj Pán Boh ti pomôže" which translates approximately as: Help yourself man and God will also help you.

thx user, could you send me some videos via kik

Do i have to be a girl

Pffft in your dreams

you dont turn anyone on yourself how you feel about having sex with dudes is how chicks feel about you

>not realising the guy was just having some fun with his reply
Hostile retard strikes again

Where u from op?

austria

on scale from 1-10 how pathetic are you op? what do you do for a living?

Dude, your cock is fine. You want some pussy? Take it. No one's gonna stop you. You fucking beta faggot. Get out there. It's night time right now. Just pull out though. You can get some pussy right now. Pull out or forcefully was her puss. I mean get your fucking fingers in there and dig that shit out. You're good to go.

Cock is hard now

Post Facebook
And paypal and I will send you an escort of your choice prepaid to take your virginity

Are you man enough to take my challenge bit coin millionaire here

dont flatter yourself too much lmao

can you send a pic with money next to your dick pls

I don't see a dick anywhere, just some fucking nipples

Dude I lost my virginity at the age of 14, I feel sorry for you

dont have money

Social suicide

Kik me im lexta54

Dude seriously?? You have everything working against you and to top it all off, you don't have money? Cmon dude. To have absolutely zero redeeming qualities is just awful. You did this to yourself.

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>im a girl

yeah yeah.

Feet!

That shit is from the other fucking thread. You couldnt even get this guy

S-source

I'll be honest, nice dick. I don't think penis size (or body size) is the problem.

Meh nevermind the tumblr wasn't that good