Yfw you realise you share the board with a bunch of old losers who are still going on an anime imageboard in their late...

>yfw you realise you share the board with a bunch of old losers who are still going on an anime imageboard in their late twenties
If you browse this board past the age of 22, you need to get a life

>fresh off the boat
Sup new guy

>yfw I'm 44

if everyone that came here started at 18 and left at 22 then it would have nobody on it

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

you got kids hombre?

Jokes on you I'm nearly 35

>tfw 18 yo

mid 30's reporting in

27 reporting in

>he's in that phase when he thinks his life will improve and he'll leave Sup Forums

25 reporting

no u

i'm 26, college educated, and i work from home

>you will never get paid to shitpost

lel kys faggot OP

Who /31/ here?

>sports

You can't leave. Sup Forums is basically the easiest form of human interaction

You're here forever

38 here

The ride never ends

>started browsing when I was 15
>22 now
JUST

Do you feel old? I heard you start feeling it around that age

>started at 13
>going to college now
Jfmsu

>tfw volunteering to go on submarines so I won't have internet and will break my addiction to this site

Feel ok desu

I'm probably fitter now than I was 10 years ago, and luckily I still have my hair

kek nice "life"

How long have you been here?

>lives in brazil

I'm sorry for your lots, but nice digits

30 reporting in.

>Detroit nigger
I feel sorry about you

I have like 5 good friends now and have had 3 girlfriends in that period so it's not as bad as some shit I've seen here. I just got out of university and feel confident about getting a nice job soon too.

>I now remember all those dumb memes that died ages ago

>return home after several months
>turn on computer
>open browser
>hand still instinctively returns you here
youre here forever breh

same here brah

>discovered Sup Forums at 16
>browse it for a bit
>heh what a bunch of pathetic losers, how can they waste their time here instead of enjoying life
>come back at 20, never leave it

where did it all go so wrong

Who /over30andhaskids/ here?

>started browsing at 15
>just turned 20
>tfw my time on Sup Forums is coming to an end

It went by so fast

>all those memes gone, like tears in the rain

Can you prove it?

>tfw miss old Sup Forums memes about Sons of Anarchy and such

That feel when 25

who here lieks mudkipz?

>coming to an end

she looks happy

Are cut dicks this dry and unhealthy looking?

>amerijews

What part?
>Yes, I can. But I won't.

>Sons of Anarchy memes

Quick reminder that Juice LITERALLY did nothing wrong

everything that you said until now

besides that fucking name, and that fucking haircut, and that fucking tattoo

he was almost as depressing as fucking opie

Fuck /s/pee.

Been here since 15, now I'm 22. Good ride. Even though I don't know any of you personally And I sometimes shitpost, it is all banter. Love you all

Same here. I miss those 2009 primo Sup Forums

56 years old reporting in.
comfiest place on the internet, why should I leave? to do what? facebook?

I only really come here so I can do something while smoking or having a poo

you dont have to justify yourself m8

>entire life is browsing Sup Forums and waiting for the next game

>tfw you've seen 4chinz go from to from chill anti-extremism, to ironic shitposting, to unironic shitposting, to an army of pseudo-alpha, unironically trump-loving autistic edgelords

Thanks for Correcting the Record (C).

>using boards other than Sup Forums

31

been here for about 5 years now

I stay for the lulz, I feel like ive reached all the depths of the internetz and nothing makes me laugh anymore, I need new stimulation, this is the only place

>tfw Sup Forums is the equivalent to depraved porn we dont admit to anybody we watch

>tfw pencil dick

Hurt my feelings lad, i make around 80k a year and on average shag around 30-40 slags a year but your one post really put things in perspective, i shall no longer shotpost about arsenal and lie in my bed all day

Been here since I was 12, now I'm 22 and I've realised the ride never ends

>started lurking at 16yo
>At the time, i use to play in the youth academy for the one of the local team (played there since i was 7 yo)
>Use to play 500km away from home, twice a month, against big clubs
>Broke my crutiate ligaments doing a tackle, quit football at 17, can't mantain the exigences and lose my spot on the first team
>It's all tumbling down since then
>Most of the guys I played with, are now doing pre-season with the professional team

The ride never ends, 20 years old here

The opposite actually. I was legit going out with the boys and dating too much for internet forums in my twenties. You should be doing the same.

>he's autistic

You poor thing

>hold in my farts all day at work
>get to the car, start it, and put it on low heat
>fart slowly and feel my belly compress
>suck in the smell

what's wrong with me

me on the right

next year with the WC we will relive those golden moments

fuck the mods

Really? Fuck I thought I was old in my late thirties.

Nothing wrong with it tho, if you like it you like it.

You're spot on too, most fun place to waste time on the internet

>OP has autsim
>posting Missi

POETRY

Go away, shitposter. Sup Forums was Sup Forums 2.0 back then, it was shit

Only cucks don't smell their farts, 2bhfam

>tfw 33 and get paid to browse Sup Forums for most of the day at work

Feels good lads.

>losers
Sounds about right.

So you're telling me I have three more years of access to pure autism before I become autistic myself? Sweet.

la concha de tu madre

I enjoy this pasta

Juice was a cowardly cunt

I'm 19 but I plan on browsing Sup Forums for as long as I find it fun. If it stays the way it is right now I'll probably be shitposting here when I'm 50 years old. If Gook Moot sells the website out and ruins the theme/culture/identity then I'll probably get bored and leave for another imageboard.

Sup Forums is fun, I don't get why people here are so ashamed of being associated with it. As long as you hide your power level to your IRL friends and associates then there's nothing wrong with being an oldfag.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID FUCKING NORMIE CHILD THIS WEBSITE IS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR THOSE LOSERS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, NOT FOR YOU FAGGOT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE OVER MY TREEHOUSE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OUT GET THE FUCK OUTTTTT

who is the oldest faggot in all of 4 chan?

Am I the only one who doesn't have Sup Forums as an addiction but merely a staple of one's internet diet? I've been coming here since 2006 and here I am at the age of 23 still visiting Sup Forums once a day, but for no more than 30 mins.

Surprisingly (mostly to me) i turned out relatively normie after 3rd year of college.

>started using Sup Forums at an age when most people think about quitting it

really agitates the medula

it depends for me. with the constant source of memes that Sup Forums produces, there is almost always something interesting or funny for me to read here so sometimes i'll spend hours browsing boards

other times i'll go a few weeks without even coming here. usually depends on how busy i am or what my schedule is

i feel like, even though this site has changed, it hasn't as much as others during the transition from dank geocities wild west web 1.0 to bullshit wordpad perpetual scrolling normiebook web 2.0 cancer

what makes her make that face?

29 yo here. Married. College studies. Shop owner. So fucking tired of:

1) What the internet turned to in this decade.
2) The death of something like a worker's urban bohemia in favor of meritocratic, dick-sucking, walking ads liberal jerks all over the city's public life.

For the while, Acestream and Sup Forums make life in the trenches a bit lighter.