I just caught my girlfriend fisting herself on our bed. I just stood there awestruck because she was really going at it...

I just caught my girlfriend fisting herself on our bed. I just stood there awestruck because she was really going at it. Her entire hand was inside of her up to her forearm and she was rubbing her clit. Her eyes were closed, so she didn't see me initially. I took a few pics with my cellphone.

It took about 30 seconds for her to realize that the door to our bedroom was open. She threw a bottle of KY at me and screamed "GET OUT!". I didn't move for about 10 seconds and just stared at her because she seemed to be struggling to pull her hand out of her pussy. Eventually, she managed to pull it out, so I shut the door and went into the living room in complete shock.

I've always thought that her vagina was a little loose and now I know why. I feel kind of relieved, actually. I was a little bit worried that maybe she had a significant slut phase before I met her, but now it seems like the reason her pussy is so loose is because she fists herself when she masturbates.

What do?
She hasn't come out of the bedroom yet.

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Post pics

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You should make a big deal out of it. Bitches love making big deals out of things.

Post the pics then go fist the fuck out of her faggot

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kek'd

she would rather have sex with herself than you? to even bar you from the room is quite odd.

Roll up your sleeves and get to work, boy. Other men go balls-deep, you go ELBOW-DEEP!

ITT Op doesn't know how a vagina works

or has a small dick

probably both

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buy some hoagie sandwich bags and lube. start upper cutting her cervix

>vaginas don't get stretched out. My humanities professor said claiming that they do is slut shaming.

A fist does not permanently stretch a pussy. It recovers it's original shape in minutes.

But hey, post pics anyway ...

Unless you do it everyday maybe even multiple times a day you aspie

Size queen -------->Blacked.
Just a matter of time.
Cut your losses.

Tits or get the fuck out

...

No , not at all
Assholes (like you) however are subject to wear and tear

Post some pics

You're supposed to faceplant in her choc box, homie. You fucked it up.

Lmao

is it a problem for you if she masturbate herself? you also probably masturbate yourself , so dont complain .

The bigger concern here though is that she clearly got really horny and had no interest in what you are offering. You are an ATM to her.

Offer to fist her, your hands are probably bigger

fagot is five letters, dipshit.

>girlfriend is horny
>tells boyfriend to get out

You're joking right?

looking at that asshole on the bottom left corner makes me want to go hunt pigeons.

>FAGGOT

Bait or actual virgin?

If you are able to fit a fist inside you are not tight. You never will be.

>implying she didn't have a slut phase

She got rocked by thick motherfuckers and fists herself since you can't provide what she likes

You're fucking retarded.

Yes it eventually will remain some elasticity

But if you really think pussies can't become permanently loose, then you haven't lurked enough.

You fucked up by not saying "Need a hand?"

why would she do this while your home then yell at you after getting caught?

another virgin on the loose myth if it aint tore it aint loose

you fucked up, you should have walked up to her and engaged. Now you left her, which made her feel shame. You jumped ship... GL

stop being a faggot and fuck your "girlfriend" who is clearly horny.


She's probably OP's sister and OP is just calling her his girlfriend.

>> I took a few pics with my cellphone.

Post rest or lies confirmed.

Women are fucking weird about this shit.

One time my GF and I had this huge fucking argument, bad enough I went to sleep on the couch and left her to the bedroom.

Maybe like 15 min passes, and I'm uncomfortable on the couch (summer, hot leather), so I'm already thinking about trying to move into the bedroom and make up. Then I hear the distinct sound of the lube bottle we had in the bedroom for anal popping open. Don't ask how I knew, the lube bottle was weird and made this loud distinct clicking sound.

I sat there for like 5-10 minutes trying to think if it could be something else (like maybe a lotion bottle or something?) but it was too obvious.

So I go into the room and the room smells like fucking lube. I asked her if she was using lube and she said she was, to masturbate.

Not gonna lie, it was so shortly after the argument that I flipped my shit cuz I was still pissed off, and it made me angrier for some reason that she could rake me over the coals like that (it was a huge argument) and then somehow 15min later be turned on and want to masturbate. It made no sense. Plus I was pissed that she would rather do that then hate fuck me like you're supposed to when arguments end.

TBH I still don't understand her logic. Hard to understand how women can be angry as fuck and then want to masturbate.

I should add that she was pissed at ME for calling her out on it, on top of it. Made no sense lol.

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OP's "pic" is from this video

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Hey, OP
Buy her one of these.
Then film you both using it and upload it to toypics w/ timestamp.

Dude, why are you not participating right now?

And why doesn't she want you to join in?

Not from a lady fist you daft cunt

OP Has dishonored his family by lying to Sup Forums.

Is this real?

My GF loves fisting and huge dildos and then wonders why I can't bring myself to orgasm in her pussy unless she uses her kegals. It's too loose bitch! It's not a big deal to me but it's bullshit that I get blamed for it. At least she does anal about once a month and that thing clenches down TIGHT AS FUCK. If she clenches full strength when I cum, it just builds up in my dick and doesnt' squirt out until she releases. Kinda ruins the orgasm so I have her clench then release, clench then release

not fooling anyone faget

>Back when I was single, I went out with my friend Jim and his fiancée Sue. Sue's friend, Naomi, came along.
>Not particularly attractive, but seemed to be pretty into me.
>Drinks. Tried to get away from her, didn't work. Ended up back at Jim's apartment to sleep.
>Naomi keeps coming on to me, eventually start making out with her.
>Goes down on me. Figure "whatev" let it continue.
>Pause.
>She's completely naked.
>Figure I owe her oral. Go down on her.
>One finger. Two. Getting sloppy. Three. Soft moans.
>Seriously?
>Four. More soft moans.
>Pinch the thumb in. Rotate. Pop. It all goes in. She's absolutely loving it. I'm amazed.
>She orgasms. Jumps up to start slobber-kissing me, my full hand is still stuck inside. Eventually I wiggle it out.
>Go to the wedding with new gf.
>Naomi keeps offering herself to me.
>Eventually marries her principal.

post a pic

+1

Underrated

the easiest kek, this.

just lick her asshole next time she does it