/tiff/ is my waifu edition

/tiff/ is my waifu edition

Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): Nicole
Veto: Nicole
HoH Nominations: Paul / Meech

Most Likely Going Home: Watermelon Genocide

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That was a close one.
Good thing we had Howie to make a new thread in time.

you can always count on hurricane howie

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>Meech: "they're giving me crap for not campaigning" in reference to prod.

>Meech: "She needs to come down from her little HoH room and start telling people who her target is because if I go home I'm gonna look like an idiot."

great "superfan" we got right here.

any chance ratcole changes her mind and clips paul instead of our girl big meech?

0% chance

When Michelle gets evicted please shop in laughing Nicole's and Tiffany's. Thanks.

>tfw watching bb15 for the first time

why is this so good bros?

Amanda, Candice, and Elissa are top tier waifus. Aaryn a shit.

Christ, when she looks back on this she's going to feel bad.
Them giving Vic the $5000 solidified their alliance. Meech is all but out the door.

>yfw corey votes out paul tomorrow so he can start an all male alliance with james and vic

corey h0h tomorrow confirmed

i have a feeling he'll throw it.

It will be Vic or Paul

Why didn't Ginamarie just rape Nick?

>tfw reddit ruined superfans being cast forever

or she made it better by now having to complete a test which any real superfan could easily get a passing score on

>Superfan
>DE HoH rigged for her and the only thing she could win
>Gets the first question wrong
If only it was a watermelon eating contest.

>allowed to abuse performance enhancing painkillers in the veto she won and busted her head which would've made her drop out without the painkillers because she's a big crybaby

What'd your bb strategy be guys?

Here's mine

>throw comps in the beginning
>align myself with a smart older woman with a strong personality (an amanda or vanessa type)
>start winning once in jury
>get booted out in 6th place

>align myself with strong players
>meet qt girl
>cuddle all summer
>play pranks and have fun
>white knight for waifu at first opportunity
>blow things out of proportion
>vilify offending houseguest
>look like hero who stood up to bully
>get booted, hopefully to jury
>hang out with waifu in jury
>win Americas favorite

double eviction

>Thu 1:47 AM BBT Meech kvetches about having brought too-lacey underwear & James teases her about using them on Ian, had he been in the house. Meech wonders if Ian has changed from his season.

>davonne below corey for the first time this season

THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

>automatically forget everything I studied from previous seasons because of all the spaghetti I drop on night 1
>get voted out first

>1:07: James insists to Natalie that there was more going on between Bridgette and Frank. Points out that their feet touched. James then wonders why Frank never slapped Nat's butt. Nat wonders that as well.

she's cucking james so hard that he's jealous their feet haven't touched

Bump

herpes

eww

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nice dubs

I want to try to perfect the Johnny Mac strategy

BB15 was truly the worst season.

Giving Elissa free power.
A bunch of unlikable douches.
Final 2 was a pair of floaters
Fatmanda

>Throw comps early on but play a too-hard social game
>Find a Day 1 Ride-or-Die nigga to be my Cody.
>Think I'm being subtle but trust the wrong people
>People talk and realize I'm cutting deals with everyone
>Get backdoor'd week 3

In my head I'd be Derrick but I'd wind up only slightly better off than DA MESSIAH

I really hate it when people like you clearly didn't see the post but when somebody else replies to it you go back and reply also.

read the thread faggot

michelle is a fucking thief

>what would your strat be?
>post strat

Why are you SEETHING?

try to lay low until jury. Normally they do a DE for the first jury member and by that point the big players have taken swings at each other.
Try to win that de comp to weed out any of the bigger threats unless I'm sitting comfy.

am I supposed to not read posts I missed while i was sleeping?
>he doesn't catch up on overnight threads

>create the bomb squad 2.0
>be called kevin
>have twin baby girls
>go power crazy
>then get backdoored in week 4 by the eventually winner

>be a ruthless cutthroat player
>put my morals aside and lie and manipulate
>make many girls cry
>stage my own funeral
>permanently reside inside my own mist
>win my first season and get 2nd because of a bitter jury on my next season

TONIGHT

>tfw Elissa would've been gone the second week if it weren't for twists
>tfw twists saved her for a MONTH AND A HALF

Cry a lot, get evicted first, throw up on Julie in my eviction interview

young based god and i been do my thing
mac10 lay em on the floor like a mattress

this is why black people can't win big brother

the real reason is racism

today is the day folks

>tfw I will miss all of the Thursday eps from now on because of class
fml

He said tonight to the live feeders he's throwing it

>lay so low that people forget I'm in the house
>never get votes out and coast to the and lose in the final 2

sorry for being an f-bomb last night lads. I become retarded when i drink

dont drink so much

3:30 am meech was alone with corey in teh BA and KT and she didnt say a single word about game

she is seriously one of the sorriest players to ever enter the house

Should make the eviction more entertaining tho

>james asks nat if he should talk to nic
>nat says nah the alliance is a secret they don't need to
>meech asks james if she should talk to nic
>james says she's golden and not to worry
>james kept saying he was going to talk to nic anyways but never has

How not to have an alliance 101

james was telling her to go talk to nic last night

James and gnat have been trying to get moo to talk to Nicole all week

I missed last nights happens. Was this the thing from jokers where she said she didn't want to then made excuses for not doing it?

yeah she was complaining that nic wouldnt come talk to her... you are on OTB you moron. you go talk to her

It's cool bro, just as long as you don't start cutting yourself.

We're thinking about you, cutbro.

I hated her before, but I've lost all respect for her. I can't stand players that don't even try to fight to stay.

natalie is packing cause they still think theres a DE

LOL

pretty funny that paul's joke about everyone packing came true

here comes the blindside

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Rip Moo

Don't let the door hit you on the way out

lgtss

hanging out
down the street

no

same old thing
we did last week

youtube.com/watch?v=5GL9JoH4Sws

not a thing to do
but talk to you

streamable.com/opj2

Type thing

what is 2 ball

>he doesn't watch the feeds

People in a circle throw two balls around. Try not to get caught w/ two balls in your hand or else you're eliminated.

streamable.com/drd1

jfc give them a basketball hoop or something

last time they did that the hoop was broken in 5 minutes

this or badminton

lovely backyard feeds all day erry day to be desu

Floating is a viable and good strategy Rachel you dumb slut.

i bet meech loses it during this HoH lockdown

TEQUILA

Why do the houseguests not get a deck of cards?

GET A DRINK, YOU COASTERS

seriously its 2016 and all they have still is chess and pool. they should give them an ipad to play games on or something

>win week 1 hoh or pov so people have to talk to me
>be super friendly and talkative to everyone
>week 2 form a small alliance within a larger alliance
>stop winning comps so people don't think I'm a threat
>cook and clean and do small favors every day
>comfort people when they're sad, never alienate the target - always make them comfy
>ask people about themselves all the time and try to make constant conversation with everyone
>hope one of the bros in my alliance carries me as a goat to the end cuz ive only won one comp but im nice to have around

ANTM marathon on oxy

holy jesus cycle 11 elina was hot

>tfw we will never creepy read tyra mail again

based part of the revolution bro

>Be an awkward sperg lord
>Everyone ignores me because I'm an autist
>Find myself with another person who coasted through and the player who ran the season in final 3
>Win HoH
>Evict the latter

But seriously I'm him to a T and it's kind of sad

State my goal is to beat Spencer's record for times nominated
Actively lobby to be used as a pawn each week
Cook badass southern food and clean the dishes so they want to keep me around
Throw each and every comp and never tell people how many degrees I have
Magically slide to the final 3

in a different timeline where ian didnt come here and claim meech as his waifu, would we still find her just as repulsive?

we found her repulsive before ian wanted to lose his virginity

in that same timeline does Devin come here?

Fall season officially starts September 28