I'll never cheekily slap a girl on the ass

>I'll never cheekily slap a girl on the ass

feelsbadman

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>tfw slapped gf's ass a gorillion times today
>tfw she has been completely desensitized to and unfazed by it

I HAVE MADE A SERIOUS MISTAKE!

I did this to my best friend in 11th grade because I was a retard who thought it was okay, she stopped talking to me for a week.

Sounds more like assburgers.

I dont think that slap was cheeky

holy shit cunt
did you fug?

Nope, she wasn't very pretty, usually hung out with the lads, the lads would do this to each others, it became my habit so I did it without thinking. Remembering this still makes me cringe.

Do that sometimes to my sisters in law when they bring the bantz on me. It's family so nobody minds as long as it's not in public.

just be yourself

at least you touched ass

you mean you slapped your friends asses?

sounds gay user

They are doing that shit in here too.But none of them are gay,just trying to do jokes about being gay by using their tiny 10k neuroned shitty brains.

Nah I think we were too confident about our masculinity so that we could joke around like that.

BRRAAAPP

So my friend slaps this girls ass at a party and he blames it on me, she and her friend get in real close and start touching me in a very arousing way.

>felt goodman.

nice flag you have here

Did you tell her it was because her ass was phat and you liked it?

I've done this, got away with it too
Doesn't mean I'm not autistic

BRRAAAAAAAPP indeed

you should have used this tool sparingly senpai

just show genuine interest in women
once you have a sexual relationship you start doing that stuff intuitively