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just fucking nuke london already
edition

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london is the only nice place in britain

it was physically impossible for lee harvey oswald to have had the angle to shoot john f kennedy

the americans literally blew their own presidents head off

livestreaming my suicide later today tbqh

*the CIA literally blew their own presidents head off

JFK was literally one of our worst presidents

JFK admired Hitler and started to resist Feldstein and co

>had a good thread prepared
>wait for 310 to make janny happy
>yank cunt posts his shite thread early for no reason
Why are yanks so insufferable?

once was playing online poker with some people from Sup Forums. convinced this one finnish guy to put his twin sister on mic. he told her i had a cat and she saw awww and asked to see it, so i sent her a pic. keep in mind she could barely speak any english, yet at soon as she saw the picture she said "ew what the fuck. he looks like a fucking crack dealer" and everybody in the group started laughing at me.

pic related is what i sent.

lel

your cat is a fag

>why are yanks so insufferable

hmmm.......

those are different cats

Need a fit tall bf.
With thicc arms and legs.

never noticed how disgusting swearing is

desu i wanted to make it cause i made the new /cum/ thread with a similar image.

he was the best coz he was irish

people that work in marketing and advertising should fucking kill themselves

>hurr how should we feed the corporate machine by appealing to primal instincts like sexual urges and hunger

literal shitty people

Noticed a lot of Brits on this board use American spelling. Comments?

>kennedy
>irish

lol that's a fucking german surname you moron

Before World War II, the Lithuanian Jewish population was some 160,000, about 7% of the total population. About 2,000 Jews were counted in Lithuania during the 2005 census.

>be part english in muh heritage
>britons sense I'm one of them
>still get bantered (ridiculed) but less of it
Hmmmm. Interesting.

m8...

he was a distant cousin of mine

iktf. my great-great grandmother was cornish, and i can sense that brits accept me in these threads because of it.

>Briton
>Cornish

None of you are real English

Marketers and sales are the niggers of corporate.

i know, i'm actually german.

Do you know the O'neil family haha? All me lad. Tell my family and clan I said hello.

macht deine schwester in den arsch

irish people should be round up, put into camps, then given marshmellows so they can roast them over the campfire

>great-great grandmother
>tfw my grandmother was solid English
I'm more British than you are, subhuman

my cousin is literally descended from some lords in scotland called Boyd. he visited and saw the ol' senpai castle.

Wish I had a 50's yank upbringing.
Baseball, college football, dates with pretty girls down by the lake, my own car and place by 20...

Don't know why the 'dit hate family guy but like Rick and morty

quite enjoyed family guy back in the day 2bh

passing on your hale and hearty salutations rn lad

iktf. my dad was born in 1943. and so i grew up hearing him tell all those stories, and playing all the music he listened to and shit. he actually played on a high school football team that won the state championships in 1959. even found a tape of a game he played in on youtube and saw him make a tackle, it was so cool.

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wish i could rent this out and invite some qt girls and some lads to drink shitty beer with

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holy shit there's a guy playing a tennis match right now and his name is literally Peng.

fucking gonna put a fiver on him, there's no way he'll lose

American Dad is actually a decently funny show that I find charming because of how closely I can relate to every male in the family. I actually feel envious of Steve because he is a nerd with his own friends and DnD setup and developed group interest in nerd culture while I was just a regular loser whose friends would never play DnD with me and were failed normies.

Envious of real nerds t-b-h, I wasted my teen years being a failed normie.

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That's because most of my genes originate in France and not on the British Isles. Technically I should be posting in /fr/ but I don't understand them so I bugger these fags instead.

Oh also, daily reminder that most Americans in /brit/ are actually crypto-frogs.

>$195 CADper night

honestly not bad if you do it for an extended weekend with a few friends. that's what my brother did over thanksgiving. rented a big nice house with a hottub up in the mountains and invited a dozen people to party for the weekend. each person paid like 50 bucks and it was dope.

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ye, that's what i was thinking

went camping last summer and it was too fucking cold in the tents, never again

Good times

delete this

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don't think the poo formed into a stiff solid overnight, it's going to be a dribbler

>went camping last summer and it was too fucking cold in the tents, never again

did you not have a sleeping bag?

also invite me to your lake cabin holiday. port carling is only an 8 hour drive from where i live.

Who was a failed normie here in high school? I honestly detest the mainstream of supposed alternative nerd culture that is now dominated by Japanese shit. DnD, tabletop RPGs, Magick, etc... were and still are not fashionable and sport far more depth than your average JRPG or anime. There is very little actual agency in mainstream nerd culture: it is all watching things. On top of that, Japanese culture is too inclusive and is a spectrum of normie-ism to sperg-ism rather than being a mostly pure domain of sperg-ism.

are squirrels native to the UK

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i did, but we went late august and it was freezing by then

this is (you) but a girl ;)

vapid weeb shit

when is the next /brit/ meetup?

Western RPG culture is stylistically and in terms of depth, story, far better than Japanese weeb shit.

I had, at most, only 1 friend in highschool because the rest of them were moreso retards than normies. Seriously, 9-11th graders during my time in school were kind of stupid. Maybe it's because I live in the South.

now

fug im not ready

accidently downed two cans of fosters piss already

it's fucking cheaper to go to cuba for a week than it is to book a cottage for 4 days

god help this country

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but you've been up all night yeah?

no?

I got up an hour ago mate

oh

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good lad

Might kill again

when did communists decide to rebrand themselves as anti fascists and anarchists?

so this...is how....the morning is spent....while mildly pissed.....

question is do I down the other two cans to become actually pissed? I'm munching on some ritz crackers and I'm thristy as fuck

so far so good, lads

>mildly pissed
literally suffering frm this

do so immediately

listening to tatu right now boys

good tunes 2bh

you alright yeah

how's your mum she good yeah?

anarchism is about as old as communism, antifascism came about after WW1 and used to be a worker's movement but is now a student one

tried to fart
but it was a shart
went to the mart
to do my part

why the fuck aren't you planning a vacation for this summer yet?

art

official summer anthem 2017 (yank version)

i've literally never been on a vacation in my life.

might go to ottawa for canada day this year tho

can you filter flags?

if i could, i wouldn't have even seen this post

already done it mate

off to paris with a girl """friend""" for 3 days

my family are poor

me and the lads

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having a feed

things

why would you go to ottawa

because it's more exotic than toronto but not as far as montreal

Doing stronglifts 5x5 with the lads at work. Theyre destroying 60kg bench
Im still on 40.

They lads are chill and only light bants about it, but I feel shit. Might stop.

would you go out with a girl who has a kid already?

canada is not worth visitng 2bh

only countries that are:
>UK
>italy
>germany
>france
>USA
>australia
>russia

ottawa is fucking shit, how the hell did you come to the conclusion that it's more "exotic" than toronto?

toronto actually has shit to do

because it's technically in quebec, and quebec is exotic.

Can't remember the last time I saw a good post by a y*nk

they just don't GET IT, y'know?

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