just fucking nuke london already
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london is the only nice place in britain
it was physically impossible for lee harvey oswald to have had the angle to shoot john f kennedy
the americans literally blew their own presidents head off
livestreaming my suicide later today tbqh
*the CIA literally blew their own presidents head off
JFK was literally one of our worst presidents
JFK admired Hitler and started to resist Feldstein and co
>had a good thread prepared
>wait for 310 to make janny happy
>yank cunt posts his shite thread early for no reason
Why are yanks so insufferable?
once was playing online poker with some people from Sup Forums. convinced this one finnish guy to put his twin sister on mic. he told her i had a cat and she saw awww and asked to see it, so i sent her a pic. keep in mind she could barely speak any english, yet at soon as she saw the picture she said "ew what the fuck. he looks like a fucking crack dealer" and everybody in the group started laughing at me.
pic related is what i sent.
lel
your cat is a fag
>why are yanks so insufferable
hmmm.......
those are different cats
Need a fit tall bf.
With thicc arms and legs.
never noticed how disgusting swearing is
desu i wanted to make it cause i made the new /cum/ thread with a similar image.
he was the best coz he was irish
people that work in marketing and advertising should fucking kill themselves
>hurr how should we feed the corporate machine by appealing to primal instincts like sexual urges and hunger
literal shitty people
Noticed a lot of Brits on this board use American spelling. Comments?
>kennedy
>irish
lol that's a fucking german surname you moron
Before World War II, the Lithuanian Jewish population was some 160,000, about 7% of the total population. About 2,000 Jews were counted in Lithuania during the 2005 census.
>be part english in muh heritage
>britons sense I'm one of them
>still get bantered (ridiculed) but less of it
Hmmmm. Interesting.
m8...
he was a distant cousin of mine
iktf. my great-great grandmother was cornish, and i can sense that brits accept me in these threads because of it.
>Briton
>Cornish
None of you are real English
Marketers and sales are the niggers of corporate.
i know, i'm actually german.
Do you know the O'neil family haha? All me lad. Tell my family and clan I said hello.
macht deine schwester in den arsch
irish people should be round up, put into camps, then given marshmellows so they can roast them over the campfire
>great-great grandmother
>tfw my grandmother was solid English
I'm more British than you are, subhuman
my cousin is literally descended from some lords in scotland called Boyd. he visited and saw the ol' senpai castle.
Wish I had a 50's yank upbringing.
Baseball, college football, dates with pretty girls down by the lake, my own car and place by 20...
Don't know why the 'dit hate family guy but like Rick and morty
quite enjoyed family guy back in the day 2bh
passing on your hale and hearty salutations rn lad
iktf. my dad was born in 1943. and so i grew up hearing him tell all those stories, and playing all the music he listened to and shit. he actually played on a high school football team that won the state championships in 1959. even found a tape of a game he played in on youtube and saw him make a tackle, it was so cool.
airbnb.ca
wish i could rent this out and invite some qt girls and some lads to drink shitty beer with
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holy shit there's a guy playing a tennis match right now and his name is literally Peng.
fucking gonna put a fiver on him, there's no way he'll lose
American Dad is actually a decently funny show that I find charming because of how closely I can relate to every male in the family. I actually feel envious of Steve because he is a nerd with his own friends and DnD setup and developed group interest in nerd culture while I was just a regular loser whose friends would never play DnD with me and were failed normies.
Envious of real nerds t-b-h, I wasted my teen years being a failed normie.
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That's because most of my genes originate in France and not on the British Isles. Technically I should be posting in /fr/ but I don't understand them so I bugger these fags instead.
Oh also, daily reminder that most Americans in /brit/ are actually crypto-frogs.
>$195 CADper night
honestly not bad if you do it for an extended weekend with a few friends. that's what my brother did over thanksgiving. rented a big nice house with a hottub up in the mountains and invited a dozen people to party for the weekend. each person paid like 50 bucks and it was dope.
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ye, that's what i was thinking
went camping last summer and it was too fucking cold in the tents, never again
Good times
delete this
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don't think the poo formed into a stiff solid overnight, it's going to be a dribbler
>went camping last summer and it was too fucking cold in the tents, never again
did you not have a sleeping bag?
also invite me to your lake cabin holiday. port carling is only an 8 hour drive from where i live.
Who was a failed normie here in high school? I honestly detest the mainstream of supposed alternative nerd culture that is now dominated by Japanese shit. DnD, tabletop RPGs, Magick, etc... were and still are not fashionable and sport far more depth than your average JRPG or anime. There is very little actual agency in mainstream nerd culture: it is all watching things. On top of that, Japanese culture is too inclusive and is a spectrum of normie-ism to sperg-ism rather than being a mostly pure domain of sperg-ism.
are squirrels native to the UK
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i did, but we went late august and it was freezing by then
this is (you) but a girl ;)
vapid weeb shit
when is the next /brit/ meetup?
Western RPG culture is stylistically and in terms of depth, story, far better than Japanese weeb shit.
I had, at most, only 1 friend in highschool because the rest of them were moreso retards than normies. Seriously, 9-11th graders during my time in school were kind of stupid. Maybe it's because I live in the South.
now
fug im not ready
accidently downed two cans of fosters piss already
it's fucking cheaper to go to cuba for a week than it is to book a cottage for 4 days
god help this country
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but you've been up all night yeah?
no?
I got up an hour ago mate
oh
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good lad
Might kill again
when did communists decide to rebrand themselves as anti fascists and anarchists?
so this...is how....the morning is spent....while mildly pissed.....
question is do I down the other two cans to become actually pissed? I'm munching on some ritz crackers and I'm thristy as fuck
so far so good, lads
>mildly pissed
literally suffering frm this
do so immediately
listening to tatu right now boys
good tunes 2bh
you alright yeah
how's your mum she good yeah?
anarchism is about as old as communism, antifascism came about after WW1 and used to be a worker's movement but is now a student one
tried to fart
but it was a shart
went to the mart
to do my part
why the fuck aren't you planning a vacation for this summer yet?
art
official summer anthem 2017 (yank version)
i've literally never been on a vacation in my life.
might go to ottawa for canada day this year tho
can you filter flags?
if i could, i wouldn't have even seen this post
already done it mate
off to paris with a girl """friend""" for 3 days
my family are poor
me and the lads
having a feed
things
why would you go to ottawa
because it's more exotic than toronto but not as far as montreal
Doing stronglifts 5x5 with the lads at work. Theyre destroying 60kg bench
Im still on 40.
They lads are chill and only light bants about it, but I feel shit. Might stop.
would you go out with a girl who has a kid already?
canada is not worth visitng 2bh
only countries that are:
>UK
>italy
>germany
>france
>USA
>australia
>russia
ottawa is fucking shit, how the hell did you come to the conclusion that it's more "exotic" than toronto?
toronto actually has shit to do
because it's technically in quebec, and quebec is exotic.
Can't remember the last time I saw a good post by a y*nk
they just don't GET IT, y'know?
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