Ask a 27 year old single guy with a small penis anything

Ask a 27 year old single guy with a small penis anything.

Why haven't you killed youself yet?

Is that all? Is it erected?

At least you're not 30--

is it shy?

How fat are you?

No reason to live, No reason to die either.

No, This is it erect. Still not much bigger.

Shit I'm sorry dude

Fuck, its the same size as me

it's cute erect, very aesthetically pleasing proportions

that's probably not what you want to hear

I will admit, it does look better, maybe a little "bigger" in person... But still, not compared to 99% of the people on here.

Are you related to a guy who lived in the Sacramento area in 1977 and 1978? Had a bull tattoo on his left forearm and was a burglar?

post more i want to compare mine to yours

you can still fuck with that, lose some weight and stop feeling sorry for yourself.

Find a lady with she off putting part. LIke a flat ass,No boobs, fat, or a butter face and act alpha around her despite the small dick and she will submit and be your lady.

Nope. I am not from CA

And I have, And I've never really had any complaints... but we all know how women are.

Can you take a picture with better lighting and background?

Are you gonna print it an display it at an art gallery?

What if I do? It's a nice cock.

Hell I've tried that, Even those women have standards too... plus, it doesn't help I am ugly as well.

Meh. Heres another I took a while back, Don't feel like taking anymore

Yours is fine dude, just hit the gym, look good, and do pickup, you'd kill it

Moar

That's not that small dude, exercise some and you'll uncover more

i'm 26 and i've got a big thick one. no question here.

Wow. Beast. Got any moar

fkin upside down bs

I would start by removing the sonic poster.

Lose the weight first and then jelq or/and bathmate.

Mine longer but yours is wider.

George Washington looks disturbed

It's my old room at my parents house, I had to move back because I lost my house because the fucking landlord sold the place... Plus I am trying to fix debt.

would you?

Just lose some weight and be more happy :)

I am trying. But my thyroid function is fucked because of meds I was, so losing AND gaining weight is fucking hard.

...please don't tell me you're taking antipsychotics too.

Not anymore. I was on Lithium, but got off all my meds because I feel better without them.

Oh Jesus, you're all sorts of fucked up, aren't you?

How'd you get my pic?

Pretty much.

Can you visit my awesome thread
Featuring Tammy NEW TRICK and INVISIBLE GIRLFRIEND

Wizard?

Nigga you ain't ugly, at worst you're incredibly average looking.

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more of me flaccid
I'm 18

Here's a new pic of me

sorry if any of these are upside down

Thats not small for a white guy..thats average..

Most girls are starting to date only black guys..

Youre a small dicked white boi, like me and all of us here.

Just go gay bruh

if that's average then i must be huge

Why not become a trap OP?

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Because I am nowhere near feminine enough or whatever

God damm

/thread

hey... are you ok?

shit... you're right user. fucking niggers. fucking women.

all we need is traps.

a-user...?

You want to talk about it??

Why do you even bother pre-gaming?

tits and timestamp, nigger.

you know the rules.

> inb4 not a woman

lol u have boobs. you're a woman.

tfw i'll never be that size

Please let us help you... I don't want you to be sad anymore :(

Why do you cut your legs?, it's because you have a small dick?

I can suck it for you if you'd like?

Stop sucking each others dick

Can we get a picture of your cuts ?

ew nigga

Your not ugly but there is literally dirt on your walls and you actually have not one, but two pieces of Sonic merchandise visible hanging up. You're wearing a red shirt, which isn't inherently bad in itself except for the thought that you've probably described that shirt as "epic" at least once out loud. It also looks like you live in an upgraded Harry Potter style shack, and, not making a fat joke because you're really not that big, but you look like you eat your own scabs. Are you, by chance, looking for a boyfriend-free girl?

does anyone else here have a big cock? or am i the only one?

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Hahahahahaha

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*Ted shirt, not red shirt

Where's your diaper pee pee baby?

lll suck it for you

>Hahahahahaha

Hey kid that's pretty tiny. You a diaper baby?

no, i prefer to wear briefs actually.

Op lose a bit of fat mate. It helps.

those werent briefs, i know

So little. You definitely don't deserve boxers and you know this right?

are you Asian

You like your boxer briefs?

yeah, sometimes i like to go without underwear but thats a little uncomfortable

i like tight underwear cause it feels good in the front, and it makes my butt stand out

yeah, i love my briefs. they get nice and tight whenever i get hard in them.

Wonderful. Do you keep it as a nice smooth boy butt?

lol no, not really.
i'm only bi and i've never been with a guy so i dont really shave my ass or legs.
but i do make sure my cock and balls are always nice and smooth

Would you show your butt in them?

sure but warning, my legs are a little hairy
not many people get to see them

It's a beautiful boy dick

I vote to see

thank you, here's a gift

Lol I feel sorry for you buddy I know Size Doesn't Matter but too small is a problem you'll be lucky if you get laid most girls don't care but if you can't even get it inside of her that's a problem

I'm so proud of you. Will you admit that you have a little boy dick and a little boy butt even as hairy as it is?

Thank you, seeing this thread gave me a boost in confidence.

nah

still pretty sure ive got the biggest cock on the thread even when im flaccid.

Still cute to me. And that sexy bum is stinky huh?

>Sup Forums
>How far we have fallen

Get outta here with the baby shit

Dude your dick is adorable.

10/10

So it is?