Aus/pol/ General: Debate Edition

>Stream Link
9news.com.au/Election-2016


>News
abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
General news, political updates, and live stream


>Party platforms and policies (under construction)
ALA: australianlibertyalliance.org.au/values-and-policies/values-and-core-policies
Australia First: australiafirstparty.net/our-policies/our-8-core-policies/
Family First: familyfirst.org.au/ (click relevant links on left side of page)
Greens: greens.org.au/policy-platform
Hinch: justiceparty.com.au/ (click the relevant links)
Labor: 100positivepolicies.org.au/
LDP: ldp.org.au/policy/
Liberal: liberal.org.au/our-plan
Ploise Exploin: onenation.com.au/policies
Xenophon: nxt.org.au/whats-nxt/


>Find out where you stand with the parties
ldp.org.au/quiz/index.html
votecompass.abc.net.au
australia.isidewith.com


>Senate ballot planning (based off 2013/2014 data)
belowtheline.org.au/state/wa.html
Just replace wa with your State abbreviation
senate.io


>Other links
List of registered parties
aec.gov.au/parties_and_representatives/party_registration/Registered_parties/

House of Reps calculator
abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/calculator/

Candidates in your electorate
abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/electorates-by-state/

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first 4 cute :3

LDP

>My names brain.

A crocodile wouldn't swallow that

:3 Third for crush on moderator.

Inb4 they're asked 'what are your current thoughts on the political race in america, particularly the rise of donald trump'

I'm loving Shorten's bants desu, he's actually pretty good.

Will there be niggers in the constitution?

>He's a Keynesian
laughingwhores.jpg

What's Bill writing down?

Keywords so he doesnt forget what to say

Literally debating 101

Sick bants, like the zinger he just did

>muh arts

>arts fags

Yeh hand out, gibme thats...make something useful, then you might get fucking paid.

Art? More like FART!

All I want to do is make 80k a year in a 9-5 office job and be able to buy a house that doubles in value every ten years. Is that really so much to ask?

Arts are pretty important desu, you don't want to stifle creativity and have a nation of robotic sperglords ala China.
The issue is that lefty retards over-evaluate its importance.

>People will stop enjoying the arts if the Government doesn't pay for it.

>arts """""industry"""""

Shit I was two minutes too late. What did he say about art? I'm an arts fag.

Yeah cheers i'll make an investment in a property and you can gibsmedat to pay off the loss

The audience looks like they're the standard qanda template pieces of shit.

he's cutting funding to it by 20%

LDP
Shooters, Fishers and Farmers
One Nation

Greens last

Some fat sperg arts woman is pissed the Coalition cut funding.

just got here

have some good music for when it get's too maddening
youtube.com/watch?v=DWfY9GRe7SI

Best ABC 24 girl

it's wasteful government expenditure

Well I'm already doing that a few times over to you, so evens I guess.

The point is, what should a government be spending money on. Stuff that corrects negative externalities and big ticket items for the "common good". I don't think a few paintings falls into that category.

Sarah Abo my newsfu

I don't think some dipshits investment property is where money should go and it's a staggering amount more than arts funding

Good. Maybe it'll stop them making shit art. Art is supposed to be funded by nobility anyway.

Look at the shit I have to deal with.

THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD PAY FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO RAISE MY CHILDREN!

bitches want more money to have children

Arts is pointless as its doubled with Marketing or Graphics design type shit.

good

>muh wanna go back to work but i cant afford to pay some one else to take care of them

ok

>Greens last every time all the time
god tier bants from Leyonhejlm

>Paying for childcare which costs your annual earnings

Just quit your job and raise your children, you silly woman.

SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!

Alright you Aussie faggots, watching the stream and trying to follow this

What am I watching, who are these faggots debating? Presidential candidates?

fuck just elect the emus

Yeh I don't disagree m8, I'd still have the investments without neg gearing. The point is that cash could go to something useful, instead of the arts.

so original and unique

they aren't even any black people in Australia

where is that?

The two fags are the leaders of Labor and LNP party (to parties with majority in auspol)

fuck me, where's bingoQT from Q and A on this shit

>female participation is important to the economy
u wot m8?
what does a cockhole have to do with earning?

>>Party platforms and policies

just a suggestion, but maybe the incumbent government should be listed first, followed by the order of number of representatives in federal parliament

look at this sheisty cunt he even does that bill clinton thumb hand gesture when he talks where they know theyre trying to trick you

Adelaide.

>Presidential candidates?
Yes. These two are arguing over who should replace Eddie Maguire as President of the Collingwood Football Club.

Can anyone understand this?

Adelaide, near the corner of Morphett street and Hindley I think

poor wayne

Bloody hell, can that choose people who speak English

I cannot begin to describe the disdain I have for these people that are involved in "the arts" and are also often liberal and "environmentally conscious". I've known a few and they are the most selfish, self-absorbed people you'll ever meet. I honestly don't think it's about actually caring for the environment and trying to nake a difference as much as it's about making themselves feel superior to others.

>Well, we'd support single mums n shiet, but Turnbull gives kickbacks to corporate cucks

u double wot?

>indian at a debate complaining about education cuts.
u triple wot

Prime Minister candidates...

a) Malcolm Turnbull is the leader of the Liberal Party (The equivalent to your Republican Party)
b) Bill Shorten is the leader of the Labor party (Equivalent to your Democrat Party)

Although Malcolm is a massive cuck compared to Based Tones (Tony Abbott) who was the leader before Turncuck ousted him.

>this fucking nigger talking about education and he can't even speak english

fuck off Ameri-fat, these are real politics, not your personality driven bullshit

KEVIN 07

>As a parent.

>money matters to us
>says the labor party

See you boys tonight suck down some of these at the local

They are naive, they truly think they know best and that those that disagree are either bigots or uneducated.

They either feel sorry for the opposition or are angered by the opposition. Lefties come in two moods, smug and outraged, they don't come in any other. Look at US """comedians""" for an example on how they operate.

They don't know what drives and forges a community, they don't know what motivates a love of country enough to die for it, they think pessimism and "warts and all" history which is really all warts is intellectual. They are natural losers, the moment their shrill voice stops cowing the Western World in the face of Islamic annihilation in the coming decades they will be written off as the most thoughtless ideology in history.

yes
your money matters to them, as to how they will grabs it from your pockets

>as it's about making themselves feel superior to others.

That's the classic modern lefty thinking.

>Carlton north, melbourne

keep being irrelevant stupid faggot, I'm just trying to get an understanding of your politics.

the hero the country needs fuck duncan storrer

Any cunts in Adelaide want to head to the pub tonight?

Every now and then we prove we can cut through the bullshit, even now there is hope for man.

Now watch them blame each-other.

You can only understand something when it's covered in six layers of cheese you fat fuck

so we have to vote tomorow on this or what?

Mal's point is right tho - Tone tried in 2014 but got shot down with "muh unfair budget", but at least he was having a go.

2bh I'm cooking cheeseburgers right now

Stay out of Eurovision pleaase, thanks

Signed,
European Union

There's probably gonna be meme Internet polls

What'd he say? Also, why is every baby boomer is this country named Bob?

>We're gonna cut company tax
>Then the tax will increase ;) and we'll pay back the debt ;)

yeah mate sounds about right hey

Only pathetic single women, faggots, and girls who go to Uni who want to appear trendy and cultured and 'modern' watch that shit. Kick us out, we don't belong in that crap.

I take it most of you are fans on blue tie liberal guy?

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> Eurovision is something to be proud of

It's proof Merkel's right, 2bh

do i look like i own a multinational corporation?

I can get on board with it if it's triggering brits

not fans, it's probably like you guys supporting Marco Rubio or Jeb Bush over Hillary Clinton or the Bernout

The problem with welfare is once people have that entitlement, any attempt to take away what is only supposed to have be a temporary safety net. This makes times of emergency a balancing act caught between what is necessary for survival and the masses of people who don't want things to change for the worse, so they will vote for whoever paints the most irresponsible fantasy possible.

Every Aussie on Sup Forums preferred Tony Abbott because we're edgy.

Remember what happened a few years back?

He's the more conservative, but he's still a globalist banking shill. I can't say for everyone here, but I'd rather him over Shorten (red tie) as PM. I don't like either though.

he's better than the other guy, he's conservative.

this

i despise them both

We're all voting for the Justice Party

>Liberals
>Conservative

Fuck off. Both parties are practically on the left now.

Fuck no. We just are far more wary of Shorty because he is more susceptible to identity politics and the open borders meme. Turnie is just the Globalist shill suit we are used to.

We will vote for anti-immigration meme parties whilst waiting for Nationalism and disasters in Europe to spark the country-first mentality we have been missing.

It's because we're hard right, or at least prefer hard right to any other "mainstream" positions

The other problem is that few decades, successive governments have been making policies based on "no disadvantage" - that is, no one ever loses money.

Obviously this strategy has a finite lifetime...