He's about to do the unthinkable

>he's about to do the unthinkable
>UNTHINKABLE

haha wow, how do normies manage it?

I dunno, but I've been managing it for 47 years

Doesn't he include jacking off in his no sex thing?

>implying you're not fapping every two hours

WHAT

Yeah no orgasms period.
I don't think I could handle a month of no fapping,or sex

>I've been going through a dry spell.
>How long?
>2 months.
>2 months??!

About once every three weeks, on average

wtf are you doing with your life..?
Your erections are only going to get weaker the more you age, take advantage of those blissful faps while you can

Just get test supplements/therapy some of the best PUAs in the world are 40-ish.

>second self-pity thread today

gay

Surprised the thread has gone on this long without anyone mentioning the fact that this movie ends with a rape.

This image is much better without the wraith

Women can't rape men
Dick gets hard = wants to have sex = not rape
Can't fuck a soft dick

Ever heard of viagra bro?

Hi tumblr

What about morning wood? Also that's just physical stimuli bro. If you stick your fingers in a girl's pussy eventually she'll get wet and that sure as fuck doesn't mean she wants to fuck .

>vaginas will often lubricate during rapes

Guess if she's wet and ready then you can't rape a woman then huh?

>The revised UCR definition of rape is: Penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim.

Remember this. You need to ejaculate at least 3 times a week to stave off prostate cancer. Same goes for dogs. So please jack your dog off 3 times a week if you want him to live a long and healthy life.

80% of men will get prostate cancer by the time they're 80 years old anyway