ITT: Films women will never understand

ITT: Films women will never understand.

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My mother and sister both loved this film.

Sister cried when the junior lieutenant died.

Do you have any experience with real women at all?

Just believe all the stupid memes you read here?

The fuck are you talking about lots of women understand that movie

>neo-Sup Forums redditors

>mfw people around me try to tell me that women understand sacrifice

You'll get over this phase soon enough.

GOD i am so sick of this fucking board

i'm a woman and this is one of my favorite fucking movies god damn sto pmaking these stupid threads.

i love lotr as well

>things that never happened
>white knighting a meme

LONDON
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TITS OR GTFO

I have a secret - I'm a guy and I only half get it

Can you explain it to me darling?

>Memester and Cuckolder
Only Sup Forums will ever understand this joint.

Subtle.

This Kino right here

Get out roastie

>dat theatrical cut

A decade later and I'm still fucking mad

Wow you are so fucking special, hope you blog about it on tumblr as well. Now gtfo and don't forget to stick it to the patriarchy

>films islamophobes will never understand

Its a travesty how bad the theatrical cut is. Directors cut is perfect.

I despise mudshits yet this is my favourite film.

More like
>films historians will never understand
Muslims dindu nuffin they were gud bois!

>film historians will never understand

>the King was Ed Norton
>mfw

>I understand sacrifice because I have a penis

Most based character

>greentext

How the fuck did you manage not to instantly recognize his voice?

>men and women are the same!

>the sacrifice gene

Yes, we have evolved to protect and defend our women, children and homes. A normal woman is at the mercy of every single man around her and must be protected. Men must work hard to survive whether it's putting up with the bullshit of a modern work environment or something more primal. A woman CAN work hard in this day and age if she wants too but she most certainly does not have to.

Next you will tell me women are 50x more emotional than men and don't have periods.

I think neither man or woman understands sacrifice. Both demand so much from each other, they're just equally selfish regardless their psychological capacity. Swinging and divorcing always happen a lot. Feminism and weebcuckoldry became rampant.

This kino is a total panty dropper.

I'm usually pretty on board with casual woman knocking, but holy shit if you think women don't understand sacrifice, you don't understand them at all. It was normal until ~70 years ago (and still is around the world) to have multiple children and get used to the idea of them dying. You could possibly die in the process. If you don't think women understand sacrifice, you don't understand them at all.

Violent men chasing each on ships like dumb apes. Like, ugh

tl;dr lel, go take your broscience and "common sense" elsewhere

that's kino, not film
are you a roastie?

Fight Club and American Beauty.

As a mariner I hated this flick

Just because they liked it, doesn't mean they understood it.

>"I don't understand. Why did he just let Bob shoot him in the back?"
>"Why didn't he try to escape?"

They will never know that feel.

Then you are half a man.

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>he thinks men understand sacrifice

Ricci wore an actual 40-pound (18 kg) chain during filming[6] and ate only foods of no nutritional value to achieve a sickly appearance.[7] She told Entertainment Weekly that she remained scantily clad even when the cameras were not rolling: "Sam [Jackson] would be like, 'Put some clothes on!' I was like, 'No, you don't understand. I'm doing something important.'"[8]

shes just a whore who got off on that, not impressed

In all fairness, it is hard to understand a movie if you just play on your phone the entire time or fall asleep.

>n
there are men and women who gave their lives and suffered for ideology, their loved ones, innocents, etc. and you're talking about being skanky and a bit hungry for a few weeks and wearing a heavy chain? wew

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Men take lives, they don't give them

>ate only foods of no nutritional value to achieve a sickly appearance.
I've been doing this my whole life and I don't look that sick. A couple months shouldn't be that drastic

pretty sure the penis shoots out life

>woman does something for attention
How new

pretty sure humans don't reproduce asexually, you virgins

The scene where they saw off his arm still makes me cringe

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>moving the goal posts

whatever happened to this actor? Master and commander and Rome are all that I ever saw him in

I did not come here to feel.

??? ???

I don't think you understand what that means.

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holy fuck what is going on in this thread...
look ladies and whiteknights, i loved neon demon but i cant help but feel that i cannot understand the movie 100% since i am not a woman. it is undisputable to me. a women with her experiences and background is more likely to relate to the characters. only god forgives tho? i can understand it 100%!
so stop being such hormonal wrecks and take a joke even if it is half true you stupid fucking cunts. also, the men who get triggered immediately trying to white knight unironically should be executed like the sneaky fucking rats they are.

>main character is a woman
>ITT: Films women will never understand

Low quality bait

But Jim's not a woman.

IM STILL HERE

>he thinks Jim is the main character

kid, come back when your inner-critic has a bit more experience

>lilya 4-ever
>western women who grew up coddled and protected understand the movie better
>act like they got treated like lilya by western society for all their life
>third wave feminism
oh you poor idiot

Men Understand: Loving something even when they hate you back.

Women Understand: Hating something even when they love you back.

You see, both push eachothers doctrines onto one-another which then molds the other sexes personality. Men want to protect the loyalty, Women want to be protected by the loyal. You cant say women dont understand men because they're exactly what they want, and vice-versa.

Its a giving and receiving social game, all due to human beings craving adversity, they need it to live.

But since weve all adopted a wolf-pack mentality and added this dominance/submissiveness level of insecurity onto the same sex we sort of fucked that up.

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Oh and women wouldnt understand Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

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Loved his character

>blows a hole in the ship
>screams FOLLOW ME to men 20 years his senior
>they follow him
>shoots a baguette and starts pistol whipping the rest

absolutely based

If you're talking about the cat lass or the mother being the main characters, you need your eyes checked.

GF didn't understand anything about this movie

>Thinly veiled homosexual prejudice post
>Thinly veiled homosexual post

>Substitute Film teacher
>Watching first Rogue One teaser in class cause we have time
>One female student speaks up
>"Star Wars is boring, it isn't special its just like Call of Duty or Kanye West its just something guys like to say they like just to say they like something popular."

Legitimately felt like throwing her out of class

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>"All guys who likes star wars have shit taste like all the guys who like CoD and Kanye West, same basket of faggots"

Shes not wrong, some guys are notorious for being shallow shits but gravitating toward shit just because it has respectable people in the fandom and then destroying the genre from the inside, sort of like women.

Did she burst your pleb bubble or something?

>first few outputs are good
>relies on name recognition to put out shit afterwards

Sounds about right

>"Why didn't he just stay on earth with his daughter I don't get it"

CAUSE THEN THERE ISN'T A MOVIE AND THE PLANET IS DOOMED YOU FUCKING FUCK

>Star Wars is just like Kanye West

Average Kanye West fan opinion

>he's stupid why did he fight with the japanese people they all should have left and none of them would have to die
why can't women understand pride, honor, and defending your home?

Maybe she wanted to have an emotional conversation about selfish desires and if you choose the world over here user. You could have entertained it, said no like she wanted you to, and then fucked her brains out.

You goofed bud'

This was my sister you gross motherfucker

ITT: Films men will never understand.

Why does this movie get meme so much when Peter Weir has better films like pic related or The Truman show?

>heehee talk about kinky incest things ;P
Humanities fucked

:3

>Lawrence of Arabia

Here's a thread where a "cinephile" woman complains that the film is boring
imdb.com/title/tt0056172/board/nest/245957719

Any Scorsese film ever. This is indisputable. Especially films such as Taxi Driver and Raging Bull.

I like this film but I'm not sure why

Women don't understand why a man will do this

>Why does this movie get meme so much when Peter Weir has better films like pic related or The Truman show?

Because all of Weir's stuff is top tier. Most kino australian director

>ITT: Films no one will ever understand.

Never met a women who understood this scene.

Why cant they just put all land and money into a public savings account that belongs to everybody and then draw money only when needed?

Why was Robin Williams' son a black man in his own subjective heaven?

Was he a closet cuck?

say what you will, but the film does not need to be four fucking hours

I don't either

seems like a pointless sacrifice

When Auda asks Ali whether or not he loves Lawrence, most women would assume this meant they were closeted gays.

>mfw

>If they stay back then the innocents die and you soil your honour for not following your oath
You must be a fucking roastie if you don't understand this

Theres a woman IN the rohirrim army.

I still don't understand this meme

me neither lol kek top kek