Why did the chicken cross the anfield road?

Why did the chicken cross the anfield road?
[spoiler]To slip to the other side.[/spoiler]

who /waiting for based romania to show up/ here?

me in orange

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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everybody was slipping in this picture

soccer belongs in that's your board

I almost can tell there's something missing in this thread...

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this
fuck off cunt. take your kindergarten games to redd1t

Me

What does Romania have to do with this

>german humour

just joking that was pretty good

THE MADMAN IS HERE

Excellent

Now waiting for british gypsy critic with the weird teeth

OH MY

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BASED
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i don't know who's more pathetic you or the people who encourage you and pretend like you're funny

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come on la don't let it slip

>I hate fun

it makes me happy that I can leave for months at a time and old mate's still going strong.

don't slip up son

u slipped brah?

>he's amused by hearing the same old trite unfunny joke over and over and over again
i don't think i'm retarded enough for this conversation

>see this thread
>get mad and leave
>decide to check out the slides for a lecture I missed earlier
>this appears

Fuck you Romania.

ricky mades you limp

Outstanding

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK ROMANIA

Romanian ABLi is seriously the best. He's just the right amount of funny without stepping into obsessed tryhard autist territory. Thank you based Romania.

Can't handle the banter eh?

what banter?

>ABLi
>anything but Lincoln city

it's ABLive

BASED GYPSY HAS DONE IT AGAIN

>angry liverpoop chimp

4u

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WOW WEW WEE

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liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly

Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert

the americans are right. soccer needs its own board, not only because it's gay but the quality of banter from yuroos and south american mongrels is abysmal. i don't know if it's a language barrier thing, you don't have enough command over the english language to make even mediocre banter, whatever it is you should be barred from posting here

HAHAHAHA GUYS LETS LAUGH AT LITERALLY ANYTHING THE ROMANIAN GUY SAYS LMAO LIVERPOOP AM I RITE?


This is worse than the forced lesotho posting

Capitalize, please, you illiterate fuck.

Also
>"soccer"
>"yuroos"

Off the proxy, fatty.

the fuck you think you're writing a book? stop capitalizing prissy faggot

At least Lesotho was genuine and brief, and made for some extremely funny leaf harassment. This appears to be little more than an ironically forced meme, which even when done knowingly, still isn't as funny as the posters think it is.

>LE ABSOLUTE MADMAN xD XD

Lads

LADS

This, we have standards to keep, you know?

MAMA THERE GOES THAT MAN

This. Lesotho bro knew to call it quits after the joke had run it course and hasn't really posted since August of 2014. This slip joke however is nothing more than an even shittier example of the forced memeing that filled Sup Forums 11 years ago (yes, i've been here that pathetically long, pls dont bully)

Also
>you just realizes than 2006 is 11 years ago

Why are Liverpool fans as bad at handling banter as Americans are?

T.stefano gerano

Lads, is this correct?

D relegation club
D Argyle Socks
L their minor league team
D the might United
W that L2 side
L the other relegation club

And Lpoo's last chance for a victory in the league in the month of January is Chelsea on Saturday?

And the mighty Kloppo has an identical record to the awful LVG?

This difficult to believe. You told me this was their year, la.

rate my oc lads :)

underrated
quality effort

Fucking awful.

>t. giovanni Wogotelli

I CANT I JUST CANT HAHAHAAHRHAHRARHARHARHARHASHRAHSRHARHASH RHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

XDDDDDD
MOMMY DIED YESTERDAY BUT THIS MAKES UP FOR IT

Saying that, flip. They might just do over Chelsea.

You mis spelled "Wolverhampton."

This pasta.

And now I remember why people hate you.

No banter allowed?
Hahahahaha.
Thanks, famdude, that made my day, dude.

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Homu thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" lesbian magical girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a mahou shoujo movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Homufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>being this mad

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>2 (Two) World Wars
>1 (One) Would Cup

based

And what did the two world war wins give you? Mass migration and birth rate under 2.1
>inb4 you to
yeah because your side won

>when you find that new copypasta

Nice European union you've got there. Would be a shame if something happened to it.

fuck off Mario

96 get

Fucking losers.

>Be Liverpool fan
>Get hyped you might FINALLY win a Premier League Title
>Have the best striker in the world.
>Have all nearest rivals fuck up.
>Finish 2nd
>W-we overperformed, la! Next season is OUR YEAR! Based Brenny will bring in World Class players, la! With Suarez, we'll walk the league! Easy double, treble or maybe quadruple!
>Suarez gets sold
>W-we got a lot of money for him
>Good luck, Suarez!
>Based Brenny will bring in so many World Class players with that £80m!
>Hummels, Gotze, Javi Martinez confirmed, la! Cheeky bid for Messi when? XD
>Get Ricky Lambert and Saints rejects
>B-based Brenny, Lambert is a Liverpool Lad through and through, he's a better Big Andy! T-those Saints players are w-world class!
>Finish 6th
>C-can't expect t-t-them to settle in one season, la! Next year is OUR year!
>Brenny gets sacked
>Good, what a faggot, fucking BrenDUMB didn't do anything for us! He sold Suarez! Fucking cunt! W-world class manager and we'll get that quadruple!!
>Klopp joins
>HAHAHA! SUCK IT MANURE! Title CONFIRMED. How many points will we win it by, lads? Easy 15 points. Maybe 20! Or 25 XD!
>With Klopp here, we'll attract PROPER World Class players!
>Hummels, Gotze, Javi Martinez confirmed, la! Cheeky bid for Messi when? XD
>Finish 8th
>H-he needs time to settle in! Can't expect success in the first season! He got to two finals! W-w-orld class players soon! It w-wasn't his team! Fucking BrenDUMB!

Being a Liverpool fan is a merry-go-round of utter delusion and mental gymnastics. There isn't a more disgusting football club in existence. Their fans are entitled criminals who think they deserve everything because they scrapped some cups in the literally who period of football.

Gipsy sorcery

Who are you? And why are these people calling you based?

fuck off piss stained france

Kek

- American sports
Go discuss which 350 lb nigger you like the most over there
>American sports are LITERALLY based on which team has the biggest, blackest players

My sides
German humor not disappointing for once

kek
fucking every time

B A S E D
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Stop right there neger

Liverpool pasta best pasta.

Self reply for triple dubs

Absolutely amazing

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Lesotho posting was based.

Checked

Noice

EVERY FUCKING TIME

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic gypsy magic glowing in the dark, lit by your golden smile which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a girl as you once again type your little Liverpool hate thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" golden smirking fave, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your gypsy fortune teller will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your gypsy caravan family. You are a fat fucking fuckup, they're probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting disgusting anti-scouser rhetoric. Just imagine this. They travel with you, and then they thought you were gonna be a trapeez artist or a street performer or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic ABLiv NEET. Your mum probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to travel with you because all you say is "THE POLICE DID NOTHING WRONG FUCK THE 96." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little gypo laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Heh heh

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