>be me
>be Aussie
>abbos stealing my money
>Muslims stealing my jobs
>Wogs stealing my Nikes
>NZ stealing my internet
>go to Centrelink
>complain
>"sorry sir, we've introduced the new Abbocuck 2.0 pension, all your tax now goes toward Aboriginal welfare"
>whathappenedtocolonialism.jpg
>left penniless by my own inferior natives
>mfw
Be me
Carson Fisher
Jace Jones
>be me
>be autistic
>get to join in on the NEETbucks
Evan Howard
I swear to fucking god those Tea Towel Head Cunts are going to cop it now that Malcolm Turnbull is trying to be like Trump
Blake Fisher
>be me
>fights for indigenous rights
>went to Reconciliation marches
>jumped two weeks ago for my new nikes
>abos
>the most inferior shit skins known to man
Blake Carter
I didn't think autisim got neetbux
>Malcolm Turnbull is trying to be like Trump
Sauce?
Josiah James
Have you not read the news in a week?
Parker Scott
Not a boomer mate
Jordan Murphy
Matthew Foster
>NZ stealing my internet
How do we know you aren't just a Kiwi shitposting from a dinghy off the coast of Tasmania?
Brandon Smith
Our border patrol would be onto him by now mate
Angel Anderson
I'm dredging up broadband from the sea floor.
Angel Turner
where did you source these alternative facts from?
Christopher Anderson
you've got to Fight to make things Right.
Elijah Edwards
This^
Do it, Aussies.
Brayden Gonzalez
"I'm a rich man, no-one can buy me."
"Australians should have priority for Australian jobs."
"We need to put Australia first."
"Immigrants must accept Australian values."
*month
Colton Cooper
That's not Trump. All of our politicians have always said that shit.
Matthew Torres
The absolute fucking irony coming from the nation which manages to brainwash its citizens into fighting for the rights of corporations and foreign political interests to further intrude on the rights of the people.
Fucking wew lad, you cunts have no sense of self awareness at all.
Joshua Diaz
t. melbourne
Josiah Gray
Well, atleast I'm not some weakling vegetarian liberal from Melbourne. I have solace knowing that I could probably beat whiners like you up anytime, anywhere.
Dominic Morgan
prove him wrong
Levi Campbell
>he doesn't know what liberalism is and he thinks it's the same everywhere in the world
Luke Gomez
lighten up bruce