/trans/ - I Got Nothing Edition

6 days left.

When the day's biggest deal is Mauro Zarate to Watford from Fiorentina for £2.3m, you know nothing is happening.

There's a match tonight in the Worthington's Littlewoods Coca-Cola Carling Capital One Milk Cup:
>Liverpool v Southampon (0-1 agg.), 8:00pm

Other urls found in this thread:

teamtalk.com/news/chelsea-and-man-utd-prepare-e200m-bid-for-gareth-bale
youtube.com/watch?v=wTbe4sZZKy8
teamtalk.com/news/how-mourinho-has-improved-man-uniteds-injury-record
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexandre_Villaplane
twitter.com/TransferCentreL/status/824362818766045184
independent.co.uk/sport/football/fa-league-cups/steven-gerrard-death-stare-neil-warnock-liverpool-joke-windows-a7535311.html
twitter.com/GrimsbyTownPR/status/824350040391057408
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

lads

LADS

>poop

anyone got an update on the new memes to /trans/ situation?

anime

Liverpool please lose.

teamtalk.com/news/chelsea-and-man-utd-prepare-e200m-bid-for-gareth-bale
Bale to Chelsea/United

trannies

*dabs towards the /trans/ thread *

>de gay

>200m
ah yes
this surely will happen

1st for AKB.

iimagine being paid for writing such articles

Bale is unironically better than Ronaldo

With that money you could buy 5 good players

>chelsea-and-man-utd-prepare-e200m-bid-for-gareth-bale
yes.. I'm sure two teams are preparing a bid for 200m at the same time.. not clicking

I wish people paid me to write this shit.

How about this one lads, Arsenal and Liverpool battle out for a potential £150m bid for Harry Kane.

Nerman to City for £100m
Costa to Watford for £90m
Pepe to Burton Albion for £150m

A problem for the two sides would be wages, as the 27-year-old currently earns £350,000-a-week (after tax), plus Los Blancos have a £865m (£1bn) release clause written into the contract.
wew

Also I can't be the only one to notice this typo.

not an achievement lol

Literally who though?

youtube.com/watch?v=wTbe4sZZKy8

>tfw no blue gf

Benzema, Kanté, Rakitic, Alonso and Hazard

Evra's going to Marseille

teamtalk.com/news/how-mourinho-has-improved-man-uniteds-injury-record
Another reason why van Kek was shit.

Xabi Alonso is still playing football?

Buyern. Retiring at the end of this season I think

>van Kek

He's still playing at Buyern.

Liverpool v Southampton gamethread

Niang is being linked with Watford apparently

>half an hour early for a milk cup game

Come on now

In his years at Madrid he still hasn't scored more goals than his final Tottenham season

Jack Grealish to man city for £40

i bid £41 and a twix

jack relish to me fc

Caligiuri from Wolfsburg to
>Schalke
He had one gone season at Wolfsburg and then went back to mediocre-at-best again. Oh well...

Anyone know if Dortmund is still interested in Augsburg LB Stafylidis?

Is Wenger being unfairly targeted by the FA?

Marcos Alonso and Patrick Kluivert have both killed people.

Not to crazy about this meme desu. >Marcos A. "only" crashed his car and got unlucky. I'm not saying drinking and driving is an excuse, and he should probably be in jail, but he didn't intentionally kill someone by his own hand, he just drove a car and then a person sitting next to him died.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexandre_Villaplane
wew

Have they ever been and why would they? He did 2 noteworthy things this season and that was breaking Embolo's ankle and almost breaking Dembele's.
Besides, they have literally 4 people being able to play as LB, for good or for worse, Schmelzer, Guerreiro, Durm and Passlack.

They ve shown some interrest a few days ago, but that was exactly my opinion, they got guerreiro who barely plays, Schmelzer still got it and some other players too, what would they do with him.
I wouldnt agree that the only things he s done are those. Well Im greek and I am interested to Greek players abroad, so Id say that for a LB he scores out of nowhere.

>Score is 0-0
>Liverpool still losing

Ha.

>michael mancienne

I love being ABLi

Can't believe it's been seven years since I thought he was going to be GOAT.

Imagine if some of the players back then lived up to their potential

>mfw i thought this was going to be >our back four within a few years
>Hutchinson - Bruma - Macienne - Van Aanholt

*dabs Patrice Evra in the direction of Marseille*

Same. Most of the match thread is anti Man Utd for some reason.

ABN's are SEETHING

I wish mods would do their jobs and delete all these off topic Non-league posts

>ABN
not a thing lad sorry

You have to be a big club to have ABs

>Giving it a (You)

For what purpose

What said. The correct term is ABU

>Being Anyone But Standing

What happened? Is Nice even playing right now?

>Anyone But Standing
That's HFSG, user.

Is he any good?

>de minge

No.

in any case, I doubt that there was ever any interest in him. he just isn't on the level.

he's talented (when he can be arsed) but seems to fall out with everyone wherever he goes

he was quite good on fifa 15 if i remember well
I think he had a good season in argentina a few years ago but otherwise don't know, never impressed anywhere and quickly ended up at west poo and queens poo rangers

WHAT A SAVE

...

Gaston Ramirez hands in transfer request.

Going to Leicester

twitter.com/TransferCentreL/status/824362818766045184

How long do you think it'll be until Sup Forums has a Chinese Super League general?

no one hands in transfer requests like gaston

hey lads, MOT

no

can he play centre back

not sure >we need any more shit attacking midfielders

LOOOOOOOONG

No one else has perky nipples and breasts like Gaston

>Liverpool have 1 win in 2017
>it was a 1-0 win against League 2 farmers

*collapses towards league one*

KLOPP
EXPOSED

...

Wonder if the whining Southampton fans will want Puel out now.

>muh boring football
>muh lack of goals
>gets them to their first cup final since 2004

...

pogba on loan confirmed

WHERE IS THAT SMUG RETARD SHITZEN NOW?

>Klopp and Zidane exposed simultaneously

lewd

Leeds are unironically making the playoffs lads

Possibly with two other Yorkshire teams too

That's what happens if you don't have any windows

someone stole liverpool's transfer window

lel

i really dont understand the window meme

old mersey tradition

K don't want Leeds. I'm from Doncaster and would rather Wednesday desu.

independent.co.uk/sport/football/fa-league-cups/steven-gerrard-death-stare-neil-warnock-liverpool-joke-windows-a7535311.html

>Carra: not a pen
based

Pape Diakhaté said yesterday that Yarmolenko is actually a lazy cunt, which would explain why he never left Kyiv.

>40 gazillion

I hate this.

The best I can hope for now is for things to get better when Mane comes back, whenever that is.

Wonga deserves a 10 game ban.

If he doesn't get one, then the FA is biased against every other team and are literally sucking the dick of Arsecucks.

They should just not have a winter transfer window.

should have made a fence joke instead

twitter.com/GrimsbyTownPR/status/824350040391057408

top lel

>Brighton and Newcastle with atupmatic promotion
>Leeds
>Reading
>Huddersfield
>Sheff Wed
>potentially Derby or Barnsley
Is this the best timeline or the worst?

Get Leeds up. Proper football club.

Kek, Gerrard must be this close to wrist his hand.