A couple of years ago, one night...

A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the porch out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend
Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

Op is a faggot

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god damn it

Nice

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>posts shitty, abridged, non greentext version of good pasta
you should feel bad

Well played.

this is gold

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OP is an unoriginal faggot

Haha that was the best shit I've red in a long while

Totally worth it, thanks

B+ Op

I hope you die of cancer

Not too long, not to easy to spot, chuckle worthy, good job

keked

not even mad

Fuck sake

7/10 I chuckled

this one is so much better, holy shit

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you fucking deserved at least quads for this.

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Fuck off with this Facebook bullshit.

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Newfeg cant greentext

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