A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the porch out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend
Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
A couple of years ago, one night...
Michael Gray
Easton Green
Op is a faggot
Cooper Howard
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Joshua Garcia
god damn it
Justin Bennett
Nice
Landon Jackson
Bump
Liam Barnes
>posts shitty, abridged, non greentext version of good pasta
you should feel bad
Jose Reyes
Well played.
Mason Stewart
this is gold
Jason Kelly
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Daniel Williams
OP is an unoriginal faggot
Matthew Davis
Haha that was the best shit I've red in a long while
Jacob King
Totally worth it, thanks
Xavier Martin
B+ Op
Owen Nguyen
I hope you die of cancer
Logan Myers
Not too long, not to easy to spot, chuckle worthy, good job
Chase Powell
keked
Grayson Torres
not even mad
Grayson Cox
Fuck sake
Chase Gonzalez
7/10 I chuckled
Landon Moore
this one is so much better, holy shit
Landon Richardson
E P I C
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Camden Garcia
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Colton Myers
you fucking deserved at least quads for this.
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Chase Cook
Fuck off with this Facebook bullshit.
Kayden Lee
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Anthony Reyes
Newfeg cant greentext
Julian Myers
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