ITT: poorly describe a video games plot and other anons guess it

ITT: poorly describe a video games plot and other anons guess it

>man loses family member and comes back to be kangs n sheeeeit

Plumbing man on mushrooms gets laid.

Oh neat. Reddit is doing this today too. Why's Sup Forums so far behind them.

>Space prison crashes
>What the fuck are all these ayy lmaos and an earth rabbit doing here?
>Lol escape pod is out of fuel
>at least I won't decompose in space

Until Dawn?

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oh man. im really playing like shit today, i need to practice more

Mafia 3

Where the fuck is the water chip

Get stranded on Island, kill the locals, burn down weed farm, get high on random herbs and have sex with tribe leader

Far Cry 3

>refuse to kill a bunch of niggers on jupiter
>get reprimanded and forced to clean toilets on mars
>all my friends are dead
>pushed me to the edge

far cry 3?

Dead Space 3?

everyone's racist. spend 10 minutes killing a crab

>staying on an island
>island is dirty
>you need to clean it

ping
PONG
nigga

Red Faction?

Fallout 3

Osu?

Skyrim?

metal niggers attack small village of whites, white boy gets his trap qt gf killed and vows to kill all metal niggers

>swords
>scary emperor guy
>jk its just a dragon
>its always a fucking dragon

>be in jail
>old man tells me about evil person near africa
>travel everywhere

Horizon zero Dawn

think earlier

super smash brothers melee for the nintendo gamecube released in 2001

nah

>shota joins traveling caravan with a "secret key"
>shota stabs a thot to death because the caravan told them to
>shota's old pal brings the popo along and steals the "secret key"
>shota sues pal and gets key back
>the caravan is taken into custody by popo
>the shota kills the popo and frees the caravan
>the shota's bitch ditches him for a penthouse by the beach
>caravan meets a gang of nignogs in a must old warehouse
>caravan forgot entire experience and wakes up with serious hangover
>turns out the gang of nignogs was actually the mafia
>the mafia has been stealing everyone's special jewels with the "secret key"
>shota meets old pal and ditch bitch in the mafia's HQ
>shota and pal double team the head kingpin and return all of the precious jewels
>shota and pal has threesome with the bitch in the penthouse
>teh end

Fire Emblem Fates?

No

When user describes my own life.

I was shooting for the whole series, but that works too

could this be.............

Uncharted?

Crazy fucking Spaniards
Crazy fucking monks
Crazy fucking soldiers

>sells daughter
>drinks some nice cocktails
>jumps around a lot
>kills himself
>rescues daughter from himself
>talks to a bird
>thankful daughter helps him kill himself

>scan stuff
>scan stuff
>scan stuff

>games not finished yet so it nothing matters

If you need help, pic related

phantom pain?

bioshock

>go to strange town
>get on strange train
>go to more stange towns

AoE

>meet strange metal creations

Nope

>its actually a fun game

>wake up on train after what I assume is a mush induced hallucination of an old fart rambling
>somewhere in eastern europe, sometime in the not so distant future
>place is just as bad as when niggers and shitskins invaded
>theres gimps on every street corner, shoving people around and tazing them
>Trump tower looms over the cityscape

>truck with you in it crashes
>some guy picks u up
>meet a vendor do shit for him
>vodka
>people sitting around fire and sometimes someone plays guitar and it sounds really nice

1. Looking for my daughter who's not my daughter.
2. Looking for my wife although she died cause of a pillow
3. Looking for who killed my father (even thought he was not my father)
4. Trying to get out of my apartment.
5. Getting redpilled aout what happened to my lil bro
6. I'm a jailbird haunted by a glowing ball.

get out of here STALKER

Gta sa

One of the STALKER games?

:))))))))

Max payne?

half life 3

Difficult one

>be broke.
>start quest to find the killer of best friend in return for stone cold cash.. or vengeance, w/e.
>old school cyberpunk mode activated.
>kill a psychiatrist that is actually not a psychiatrist.
>prevent the reburial of an organless woman while fighting ghauls that don't understand the concept of death.
>take a break and join the local church.
>kill spirit bugs that cannot be killed.
>kill spirit bugs that apparently can be killed.
>kill more spirit bugs.
>... And more.
>save the world.
>still end up broke.

OP hhere
Winners

>try to be a productive member of society
>force clown to eat cheetoes for half an hour instead

>son is kill
>son is kill?
>gradually find clues
>son is not kill

I thought that too.

not many people played the first one

never played but im guessing heavy rain

>hench bear is your bro
>can breathe underwater
>it was all a dream or something

>dont let the girl get shot

>oh wait no the girl needs to get shot

Fallout 4?

well done

stranger life

Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance

>be average plain guy in blue loincloth
>fuck me we're primitive
>go hack at a tree for a bit
>"Ohh I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok!"
>on way back
>Oh shit a lion!
>get mauled to death

The Lion King Movie the Game

...

Far Cry Primal

Too many endings, too much loading and uskippable cutscenes, bestiality potential. Maskot dies in the intro

san andreas

nope
older

water chip is fallout 1 dawg.

>Depressed
>Family fucking murdered
>girl hires you as guard
>you fuck it up
>go on rescue mission

>Be alien
>invading earth
>again
>we'renotreallybeaten.jpg
>get absolutely destroyed by robotic dog, nutty professor and his janitor
>well fuck

kek i knew that would work

You thought it was ......,
but it was I, ....

Max Payne 3

Heavy rain

where the fuck is dad

later

where the fuck is the G.E.C.K?

Destroy all humans?

Fallout 4

>get into the fucking rocket we are going to space!
>everyone in rocket dies.
>bring in the next batch of astronauts.

nope

Okay this one is a harder one to guess, free blowjob to whoever guesses what EXACT game this is.

>Superhero videogame
>Extremely well made
>Comic book style
>Made for PC Xbox ps2 and gamecube in 2005.
>Protagonist is very young.
>Shitty fucking ports for ds, java and game boy advance were made.

Kerbal Space Program

More clue? Literally background info without clues!

MDK
Fucking nostalgia man

ultimate spider-man?

ultimate spiderman?

fucker

ill split the BJ with you, deal?

>
>ultimate spider-man?

I discounted that :/

>Just got back from being banished to the middle of fucking nowhere cos I defeated some demon lord who managed curse me.
>It'll be good to be back, been homesick for ages
>arrive
>"This isn't right, where is everyone?"
>Everyone's gone batshit insane
>find out the lands that have already been wracked by war have now been inflicted with some fucking disease
>well shit
>slaughter my way through several different races and city-like areas of different civilizations, probably brought em to the brink of extinction
>during the course of this, manage to get infected but magic talking book keeps me from going nuts
>Find the guy that did this
>he's managed to make himself immortal cos he fucked up a ritual because the I'D been carrying round the item he needed to complete it.
>fight him and quickly complete the ritual while he's down
>plague is cured.
>Hope?

Well done! Can you answer too then?

darksiders?

>Nerd kills giant fetus

Nier

No Man's Sky

I have no fucking idea... Medievil?